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    Lacey DonohueHudson Hongo
    8/09/16 6:10pm

    Will your stomach stretch if you drink a ton of seltzer? Someone please confirm fact or fiction, thanks.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeLacey Donohue
      8/09/16 6:11pm

      As a scientist, I can assure you that this can only happen if you fail to remove the anal plug.

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      Sid and FinancyLacey Donohue
      8/09/16 6:13pm

      Only if you are Rod Stewart or Richard Gere.

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    SlickWillieHudson Hongo
    8/09/16 6:13pm

    For some reason, over the course of time, my wife and I became seltzer addicts. Not even sure when it happened. Just that when we met, seltzer was not s part of our lives and that now, years later, it's a staple good in our household. There are two things we will immediately replace if we run out, instead of just waiting for the weekly grocery trip. Diapers and seltzer.

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      Armageddon T. ThunderbirdSlickWillie
      8/09/16 6:17pm

      The diapers eventually fall off the shopping list. Many years later, they return.

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      ad infinitumSlickWillie
      8/09/16 6:24pm

      I used to drink a ton of seltzer — it felt like a treat without all the sugar and additives in soda.

      Then I moved to my current apartment, which has water that’s absolutely delicious. I’ve never thought of water as delicious before, but the stuff that comes out of my tap has a great flavor, and I love it. So I stopped buying seltzer and just drank tap water (it’s counterintuitive, but it weirdly feels crazy luxurious to be able to just drink water straight out of the faucet without having to filter it) all the time.

      This weekend I am moving to a new apartment with typical crappy tasting water, though, so I’ll be going back to flat filtered water and, I assume, buying seltzer by the case again.

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    Hudson HongoHudson Hongo
    8/09/16 6:45pm

    oh, also music is p good too

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      dothedewHudson Hongo
      8/09/16 8:24pm

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    KulturVulturHudson Hongo
    8/09/16 6:08pm

    Plain seltzer can promote tooth decay?

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeKulturVultur
      8/09/16 6:10pm

      Psst..it’s an extended metaphor about life.

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      Emerald D.V.KulturVultur
      8/09/16 6:13pm

      It’s acidic.

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    C.T. Rex PopeHudson Hongo
    8/09/16 6:11pm

    Counter counter point: The media is biased FOR seltzer.

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      kareemaC.T. Rex Pope
      8/09/16 6:25pm

      Oh look, ol’ trollette farberware is here. Woot-woot.

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      Sid and FinancyC.T. Rex Pope
      8/09/16 6:25pm

      The mainSodaStream media.

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    GMOCHudson Hongo
    8/09/16 7:37pm

    I started with plain seltzer in place of a beer here and there. Then my wife came home with La Croix. Great stuff. I confessed my obsession to a friend who works on Wall St and he admitted his bank replaced all soda with LaCroix. Shit is good, no calories.

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      Ginger Is A ConstructGMOC
      8/09/16 7:50pm

      I never drank sparkling water till I got pregnant, now I’m all about my virgin gin and tonics and grapefruit perrier. The bubbles make me feel like I get a fancy drink too! (Fuck I miss beers).

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      J-NoGMOC
      8/10/16 9:44am

      Beer gives me inflammation so I switched to drinking Seltzer most nights. It makes me feel like I am having something besides plain water. I miss beer but so many carbs and my joints no longer ache so yay?

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    Cam/ronHudson Hongo
    8/09/16 6:30pm

    He sure is:

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      MajorBurnCam/ron
      8/09/16 7:54pm

      You wrong.

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    Emerald D.V.Hudson Hongo
    8/09/16 6:14pm

    This is a good take and the kind of quality content I have come to expect from Gawker Media.

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      ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesEmerald D.V.
      8/09/16 6:19pm

      I think Hudson is campaigning to be the next Feinberg.

      I, for one, am ok with this.

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    Jerry-NetherlandHudson Hongo
    8/09/16 7:38pm

    But, sweetie, darling; it’s LaCroix!

    GIF
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      mike in So CalJerry-Netherland
      8/09/16 11:48pm

      i wanted that nerd daughter sooo bad

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    TheLegalitiesOfEatingYouAreQuiteABitDicierHudson Hongo
    8/09/16 6:16pm

    I can’t abide flavored fizzy water. I’ve tried everything from the classic Perrier Limon to those goddamn blasphemous flavors LaCroix makes. It’s all revolting. But classic, water-flavored fizzy water is wonderful.

    My current water of choice is Jarrito’s Mineragua which is delicious and can be procured insanely inexpensively compared to more famous brands.

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      Emerald D.V.TheLegalitiesOfEatingYouAreQuiteABitDicier
      8/09/16 6:17pm

      Topo Chico is also a good choice.

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      Non-Smoking LifeboatsTheLegalitiesOfEatingYouAreQuiteABitDicier
      8/09/16 6:42pm

      Schweppes Black Cherry sparkling seltzer water must be the best because it’s “Naturally flavored with other natural flavors”

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