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    TheBurnersMyDestinationBrendan O'Connor
    8/09/16 10:13am

    His refusal to disclose his tax returns and his disingenuous explanation for why he can’t do so, however, put the lie to this claim

    I’m going with Seth Meyers’ explanation:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyMtQf…

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      ThatGuy524TheBurnersMyDestination
      8/09/16 10:21am

      I know we’d all love to believe it but there’s no way he’s broke. Maybe 1% broke like 20m in the bank but fueling jets across the campaign trial aint cheap

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      RobNYCThatGuy524
      8/09/16 10:23am

      He’s not broke but he’s also not a billionaire.

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    Someone CleverBrendan O'Connor
    8/09/16 10:20am

    Once the election is over, I can’t wait to see the accusations of misappropriating campaign funds on Trump’s part. They’re taking in a decent amount of money. Besides the rallies and hats, I haven’t seen or heard advertising. I live on the border of a battleground state, and watch a lot of their channels. Only Hillary ads.

    I’m pretty sure he’s skimming the money to finance his “empire”.

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      Just another GawkfugeeSomeone Clever
      8/09/16 10:33am

      His decision to run for president began with a single question, “How many millions in campaign money can I launder through my various companies over the course of an election season?”

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      NooYawkerSomeone Clever
      8/09/16 10:38am

      So you’re saying the 10's of thousands of dollars given to Draper Sterling Advertising isn’t real?

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    I'll allow itBrendan O'Connor
    8/09/16 11:22am

    This is incredible. I cannot believe it. A friend just called me on the phone, and he was telling me you’ve got to hear what people are saying. Now let me explain something, this guy—you’d know who it was if I told you his name, tremendous expert, studies words for a living, and has many friends in the campaign. This guy, he was saying you would not believe what I’m seeing here, it’s incredible, unbelievable.

    He told me that, just recently, that people are saying Donald Trump has donated fifty million dollars to NAMBLA. Disgusting organization. Fifty million dollars. You would not believe it. But people keep saying it. And old Diddlin’ Don, what has he done? Nothing. Silence. If all these people—good people, honest people—are saying this fifty million number, NAMBLA, and Diddlin’ Don won’t say anything, there must be something to it.

    All these supporters of his, they can’t shut up about it. They’re saying there’s no fifty million this, there’s no NAMBLA that. Look, I get it, he’s their guy and they’ve got to cover for him. So my friend—here’s the incredible part—he’s looking at all these people who are just asking a question, and all these furious Trump people trying to shut them up. You’ve got one group saying Trump donated fifty million dollars to NAMBLA, and the others saying he didn’t. But, let me ask you, what do these Trump supporters choose to call themselves? “Nimble navigators.” Folks, I’ve heard some stupid names before, but “nimble navigator” has to take the cake. Where do they come up with this stuff? So my friend, who studies words, who knows words, he said “we’ve got to dig deeper on this.”

    And this is the unbelievable part. Too huge to be a coincidence, people are telling me. He puts the words “nimble” and “navigators” into his computer and runs a program on it. What else can these letters spell, he asked it. The first result—you aren’t gonna believe it—the first thing his program tells him is that these letters spell:

    I Give NAMBLA Tons r

    So “Nimble Navigators” equals “I Give NAMBLA Tons.” You heard it here first folks. You can’t make this stuff up. Unbelievable. No wonder Diddlin’ Don doesn’t want to touch this. And if their guy didn’t donate to NAMBLA, why are all his people running around with “I Give NAMBLA Tons” in their names? We’ve got to get answers.

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      caekislove-caekingitupI'll allow it
      8/09/16 11:27am

      I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

      He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

      I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

      The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

      When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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      I'll allow itcaekislove-caekingitup
      8/09/16 11:37am

      This is why I love this website. The work that gets put in, it’s the best work, with just great words. I’m thrilled that this was #investifarted

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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeBrendan O'Connor
    8/09/16 10:07am

    Let’s focus on what’s truly important:

    Whose rug would win in a fight, Trump’s or Adelson’s?

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      DogFoodBreathHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      8/09/16 10:09am

      I bet Adelson’s smells worse.

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      tornadoslackssHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      8/09/16 10:11am

      Like two rabid squirrels in a cage match...

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    PsonicPsunspotBrendan O'Connor
    8/09/16 10:08am

    I have a friend who was at the Nantucket fundraiser. I keep meaning to ask him how it went. I will report back to the group.

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      TheBurnersMyDestinationPsonicPsunspot
      8/09/16 10:14am

      Please do!!

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesPsonicPsunspot
      8/09/16 10:24am

      You might need new friends, or at least treating this friend as little more than someone you can sponge off of.

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    Dave Brendan O'Connor
    8/09/16 10:13am

    “The best part of getting a hand job from the Donald is the tiny fingers make my member look YUGE!” an anonymous Republican donor said today.

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      BosoxBobDave
      8/09/16 11:27am

      What many are saying: “If Trump get elected, we’re all screwed.”
      What his supporters hear: “We’re all gonna to get laid!”


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      AsmodeusDave
      8/09/16 11:42am

      best thing for the Donald is that he doesn’t even have to take off his jacket in order to give a hj. Everyone wins! America wins!

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    DangleSnizCelliBrendan O'Connor
    8/09/16 10:16am

    Super duper rich billionaire guy who doesn’t need big doners needs small money donations from very much less rich people. Maybe not as super and duper and rich as he keeps saying?

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesDangleSnizCelli
      8/09/16 10:25am

      Wut?

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      User1312DangleSnizCelli
      8/09/16 10:32am

      No way. Big league!

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    Alaska FrambopolousBrendan O'Connor
    8/09/16 10:09am

    Man oh man I cannot wait for these debates! Despite the explicitly pro-Hillary media organizations and establishment political machinations scheduling said debates during two “must watch” [for dummies] NFL games I very much expect many millions of proud Americans as well as many millions of shady illegal immigrant criminals to tune in.

    Given Hillary’s suite of health issues, do you think Donald’s onslaught of confrontation and embarrassment will cause her death? I do. That will be Must See TV!

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesAlaska Frambopolous
      8/09/16 10:25am

      lol

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      Sarcastro4Alaska Frambopolous
      8/09/16 10:35am

      fart

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    Sir VivorBrendan O'Connor
    8/09/16 11:00am

    I just don’t fucking understand why every single news source in the US does not keep repeatedly askim him to reveal his flat-broke tax returns. The only reasonable conclusion is that they’re all a bunch of pussies.

    Trump will get mad, is mad, and stop giving interviews to said news, but who gives a shit because he has nothing to say, and he would just shoot himself in the leg.

    Also, American political donation system is apparently fully based on lie and deceive.

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      PoodletimeSir Vivor
      8/09/16 4:46pm

      I think you have that exactly right. Or that they’ll do anything for ratings and ad revenue!

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      Sir VivorPoodletime
      8/09/16 5:14pm

      If everybody finally pulled something out together, the ratings would not get hurt. What would he do, stop his babbling for good? He loves his own voice too much to do something like that.

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    RooseveltsRevengeBrendan O'Connor
    8/09/16 10:11am

    TITTIES!

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      MajorBurnRooseveltsRevenge
      8/09/16 10:23am

      #Imwithhers

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      Gamblor JDMajorBurn
      8/09/16 11:21am

      I’m a hashtag hater and I like this.

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