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    IAmNotADamnWriterHamilton Nolan
    8/08/16 5:27pm

    Sure, and after the surgery, the ears could be fed to the “Public Dogs.”

    You’re really on a roll today, aren’t you?

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      caekislove-caekingitupIAmNotADamnWriter
      8/08/16 5:35pm

      Gods of the internet, hear my plea: Please let Senior Week at Gawker last forever!!

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      LetsgobowlingIAmNotADamnWriter
      8/08/16 5:35pm

      Notice his avatar is a crocodile (or alligator; too small to tell), an animal which doesn’t have external ears. Clearly, Hamilton laid bare his anti-ear agenda years ago.

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    CharitybHamilton Nolan
    8/08/16 5:38pm

    The benefits of ears are overstated IMO, in large part due to the corrupt alliance between the mainstream media and ENT (ear/nose/throat) doctors.

    When was the last time you ever heard anything worthwhile? Yeah, I’ll wait.

    ...

    Didn’t think so. Millions of Americans each year waste thousands of dollars on ear care; Q-tips, ear wax cleanings, hearing aids, etc. Compare that to the relatively low one-time cost of an auriclectomy and it just makes economic and medical sense to remove the damn things the way we remove pimples and appendixes.

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      pre-emptive sighCharityb
      8/08/16 5:39pm

      Umm, excuse me...how will you know when the ice cream truck is coming without hearing? Millions of children will go miserable and hungry.

      You’re a monster.

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      Charitybpre-emptive sigh
      8/08/16 5:43pm

      They sell ice cream in stores.

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    MBCockHamilton Nolan
    8/08/16 5:27pm

    Speedos don’t protect me from drag.....

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      Flying Squid (is avoiding writing a novel)MBCock
      8/08/16 5:42pm

      Obviously they would get that lopped off too.

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      MBCockFlying Squid (is avoiding writing a novel)
      8/08/16 5:45pm
      GIF
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    Taylor BermanHamilton Nolan
    8/08/16 5:35pm

    I think swimmers will get extra skin surgically added between their fingers and toes to give them fin-hands/feet before they cut off their ears but I guess you never know.

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      CharitybTaylor Berman
      8/08/16 5:45pm

      They could use the skin from the ears for that.

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      ratchedTaylor Berman
      8/08/16 6:37pm

      Why do you think they have foreskin factories, AKA hospitals, for?

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    caekislove-caekingitupHamilton Nolan
    8/08/16 5:37pm

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      Flying Squid (is avoiding writing a novel)Hamilton Nolan
      8/08/16 5:37pm

      God I hope so. If all of our athletes looked like total mutant freakazoids, I might start taking an interest in sports.

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        Mortal DictataHamilton Nolan
        8/08/16 5:35pm

        Was one of the ‘Senior Week’ things getting Nolan high and seeing what madness he pumps out?

        If so it appears to be working.

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          caekislove-caekingitupMortal Dictata
          8/08/16 5:42pm

          Senior Week is an early Christmas miracle.

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        stacyinbeanHamilton Nolan
        8/08/16 6:14pm

        If this is the kind of output we’re getting can Gawker put up for auction every week? God bless you Hamilton, never change!

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          Fred Garvin Male ProstituteHamilton Nolan
          8/08/16 6:39pm
          GIF

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            Sparky PolastryHamilton Nolan
            8/08/16 5:37pm

            You don’t think they’ve already got little jets hidden in their suits....their feet...their....wherever?

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