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    20 Shades of Grey including PorpoiseEve Peyser
    8/12/16 12:10pm

    The fact that you group Jill Stein in with fictional entities just shows that you are a flaming asshole. You deserve Trump.

    Edit: You deserve Trump AND the two-party system that gives you Trump and Clinton, since you think anyone other than Republicans or Democrats are a joke.

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      pre-emptive sigh20 Shades of Grey including Porpoise
      8/12/16 12:18pm

      It’s actually pretty amazing and disgusting at the same time. I challenge any so called liberal to check Steins positions on the issues and see which they disagree with.

      http://www.ontheissues.org/Jill_Stein.htm

      But somehow she’s not a valid candidate because she’s not a democrat, and Bernie wasn’t a valid candidate either because he wasn’t a democrat until last year. The people who think like this are the reason why this country can’t accomplish anything other than bombing other countries.

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      medrawtpre-emptive sigh
      8/12/16 12:26pm

      I’m a little perplexed by the “I Side With” score Stein tweeted a few months, which showed her in 99% agreement with Sanders, 91% agreement with Clinton, and something like 40% agreement with Trump. Most people immediately seized on the idea that the difference between 99 and 91 is maybe not so big. The long game is in wondering what the fuck answers she was giving that got her to agree that much with Trump!

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    Fabian KnockwurstEve Peyser
    8/12/16 12:27pm

    All for humor and humor for all (and there it ought to be left). ....but, if you’re serious about not voting, or otherwise throwing away your vote, and you’ve got any sympathy of those surviving you, you really ought to consider voting against the candidate who denies climate change, and is more than happy to allow the coal and petrochemical industry to press ahead with all abandon. And by voting “against”, i mean vote for his only real competitor. It’s boring Mcbuzzkill advice, i know... so back to pokemon for now, but come November you might want to recall this.

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      clintoncampaignFabian Knockwurst
      8/12/16 12:33pm

      Do you think Clinton will clamp down on the fossil fuel industry? Or the banks?

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      Fabian Knockwurstclintoncampaign
      8/12/16 12:36pm

      Do you care what -i- think? nah. but ohwhathehell, to answer your questions (respectively): yes and not-so-much. Now compare that outlook to a trump presidency (and what a curious pseudonym you gots there)

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    det-devil-ailsEve Peyser
    8/12/16 12:43pm

    Or make an informed choice.

    http://lifehacker.com/learn-about-yo…

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      the johndet-devil-ails
      8/12/16 12:55pm

      All the stars for you, my friend. If you only pay attention every four years, then you get what you deserve. The real power is in the city councils and school boards.

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      det-devil-ailsthe john
      8/12/16 1:11pm

      People get all “rah rah, we’ve got spirit, yes we do!” about presidential elections. Aside from the energy folks waste griping about them, A President - no matter who it is - doesn’t affect the day-to-day lives of ordinary people all that much.

      A lot of those same “informed citizens” that get “passionate” about voting every 4 years couldn’t tell you who their representative is in their state capitol - or even their district’s City Councilperson. These are the people that make decisions that actually get up in your business. Exercise control over who they are, because they might actually represent your interests. You can get them on the phone. You can engage in email conversations directly with them. You can schedule an appointment and visit their office to discuss a civic matter that’s important to you. This is true for any local elected representative worth a damn - it doesn’t matter if they’ve got a D or an R beside their name. (eg: If your local elementary school has a sewage leak that no one is taking care of, you personally probably will not be able to get someone to do anything about it - but I guarantee you that it’s getting fixed immediately if a school board member calls the principal of that school to inquire as to ‘just what the hell is going on over there.’)

      This is what ‘government’ really means, and it is separate from ‘politics.’

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    CharitybEve Peyser
    8/12/16 12:08pm

    Harambe the Ape is at 5% (more than Stein!) and he is still being excluded from biased Gawker Media reports.

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      Jeb! & The HologramsCharityb
      8/12/16 12:11pm

      And he’s not an anti-vaxxer and he’s not gonna have a holocaust denying running mate!

      #VoteHarambe

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      Nigel OverstreetCharityb
      8/12/16 12:12pm

      The anti-Harambe bias in the media is bananas!

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    AnastraceEve Peyser
    8/12/16 12:12pm

    I vote for Uncle Touchy. He was always there for me as a kid. We spent lots of special time together. Plus he would talk to my bullies and then they’d never bother me, or even be seen by me again.

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      Sobchak SecurityAnastrace
      8/12/16 12:16pm

      What is Uncle Touchy’s stance on naked puzzle basements?

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      Sid and FinancySobchak Security
      8/12/16 12:17pm

      Wide.

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    Cam/ronEve Peyser
    8/12/16 12:12pm

    If only this passionate, passionate man ran for president. One of my all-time favorite YT videos:

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      BobbySeriousCam/ron
      8/12/16 12:15pm

      Haha I remember that guy.

      2:50 is epic.

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      Gucci CoochieBobbySerious
      8/12/16 12:49pm

      nuttier than squirrel shit. good grief.

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    Nigel OverstreetEve Peyser
    8/12/16 12:13pm

    I would totally vote for Bill Clinton.
    I’m kind of sad I was too young to vote for him in the 90's.

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      det-devil-ailsNigel Overstreet
      8/12/16 2:24pm

      You didn’t miss much. As President, I thought he was kind of a dick. It was only after he got out of office he stopped being condescending in speeches and seemed pretty cool. (Back then Bill talked to people like he was talking to a class of slow 5-year-olds.)

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      Nigel Overstreetdet-devil-ails
      8/12/16 2:39pm

      When I met him in 1998 he didn’t seem that way at all.
      He was lightening fast with a lot of policy numbers. Also, he knew where Clarksville, Texas was. Which is a super small town and weird place to be able to pinpoint off the top of your head.

      I think, if anything, this election cycle has shown that he maybe wasn’t wrong to try and spoon feed the electorate.

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    Dave Eve Peyser
    8/12/16 12:32pm

    If you are not voting for Buffy you are voting for Hell on Earth. Her fight against the Trump Demon is her greatest test. She will prevail.

    Also, hot, vampy sex with Spike.

    #TeamSpike

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      Ms. Jormp-JompDave
      8/12/16 12:41pm

      #NeverSpike

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      Dave Ms. Jormp-Jomp
      8/12/16 12:58pm

      I don’t even know how to reply this. I mean, really! What are you some sort of Angel shipper!

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    pre-emptive sighEve Peyser
    8/12/16 12:06pm

    Isn’t voting for Frank Underwood the same as voting for Hillary Clinton?

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      Sid and FinancyEve Peyser
      8/12/16 12:16pm

      Gawker is so goddamn anti-clown.

      WHY DO YOU HATE OUR TROUPES?

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