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    Dave Brendan O'Connor
    8/08/16 4:35pm

    ’know, the thing about a Marnie, she’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When she comes after ya, she doesn’t seem to be livin’ until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces

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      Ed SpockDave
      8/08/16 4:37pm

      Those poor fucking bastards on the USS Minneapolis. Would have been more merciful if the German sub had hit the ammo magazine and totally obliterated the ship like the aircraft carrier USS Arizona was destroyed during the Tet Offensive.

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      MBCockDave
      8/08/16 4:37pm

      Her latest meme....

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    dothedewBrendan O'Connor
    8/08/16 5:05pm

    I follow several pet accounts on Instagram. They enliven my day, when I am at work, and missing my own cat. There is nothing wrong with that. In fact, it’s good.

    Did you just get your cat last week? Otherwise, there is lots wrong with this and it is not good, it is bad. I have children. I don’t see them when I am at work and various other times. I sometimes look at pictures of my kids when I miss them. I never look at pics or videos of other kids when I miss my own kids. That’s just weird. You are weird.

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      steinodothedew
      8/08/16 5:10pm

      It’s not that weird. When I miss my girlfriend, I look at pictures of other girls...

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      Masshole Jamesdothedew
      8/08/16 5:15pm

      TBF, cats are way more awesome, and smarter, and cuter, than kids. Sometimes, they even kill other animals and bring them to you as an offering. Have your kids killed for you lately? Didn’t think so.

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    Quasar FunkBrendan O'Connor
    8/08/16 4:37pm

    I think they’re trying to lower Gawker’s value so Nick can’t sell them, you guys.

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      Sparky PolastryQuasar Funk
      8/08/16 4:38pm

      So, that crop report was.......

      MY GOD!!!!!

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      EvenBaggierTrousers5Sparky Polastry
      8/08/16 4:50pm

      TURN GAWKER BACK ON! TURN GAWKER BACK ON!!!

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    Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Brendan O'Connor
    8/08/16 4:35pm

    If you’re reading this article archived 15 years from now, the answer is yes, definitely. Marine is definitely dead now. Also, you are researching some weird shit, dude. We called each other dude back in 2016 as a term of affection, just FYI.

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      ratchedFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/08/16 4:37pm

      I used to really like your posts FlyingSquid.

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      Alaska Frambopolousratched
      8/08/16 4:37pm

      Really? Why?

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    GrumpyEagleBrendan O'Connor
    8/08/16 7:00pm

    At least the owner knows enough to keep its face clean. So many small, goggle-eyed dogs like this end up with brown staining on their eyes and mouths, and it's gross to look at, yet their owners post endless pictures of their "darling furbabies" and get offended if you refrain from petting it when they drop it on your lap. Really, it's not so hard to keep it from happening either.

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      Wonton DisregardGrumpyEagle
      8/08/16 9:03pm

      The “brown staining” is yeast and is also found on their feet, genitals and ears. Yeast is exacerbated by grains and corn in the diet and high sugar items. Don’t feed crappy food to your dog.

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      GrumpyEagleWonton Disregard
      8/08/16 11:09pm

      Maybe ... we had a fox terrier who had a fluffy face (in between trims, at least) and my mom never fed him anything beyond standard Alpo crap. He never had the ickies around the eyes and mouth because we kept him wiped clean on the regular. (And I have the scars on my hands to prove it - cranky little bastard, he was.)

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    Rutherford B. Hayes, caretaker presidentBrendan O'Connor
    8/08/16 5:23pm

    Yeah, I know the owner personally and I don’t have the heart to tell her that placing her goofy dog in front of political protests for page views is really, really frivolous and shitty.

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      Rutherford B. Hayes, caretaker presidentRutherford B. Hayes, caretaker president
      8/08/16 5:29pm

      Also because she’ll get really defensive and flip her shit on me.

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      Pennsylvania PolkaRutherford B. Hayes, caretaker president
      8/08/16 5:44pm

      As well she should. Marnie > national treasure than Rutherford B. Fuck Hayes

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    Masshole JamesBrendan O'Connor
    8/08/16 4:40pm

    Maybe Marnie is a Caityln Jenner fan?

    GIF
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      Cam/ronMasshole James
      8/08/16 4:43pm
      GIF
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      damalursolsMasshole James
      8/08/16 6:45pm

      BUCKLE UP, BUCKAROOZ

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    Ed SpockBrendan O'Connor
    8/08/16 4:36pm

    I feel like a reboot of the “Weekend at Bernie’s” series coming on here........

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      CatdogWhispererEd Spock
      8/09/16 1:21am

      Weekend at Marnie’s would be sensational! But I feel like berniebros would skip the film because she’s a bitch...

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    reggieinatlBrendan O'Connor
    8/08/16 4:45pm

    I love the Marnies. We have to support the Marnies and all of the military. I would be so great with the military, you wouldn’t believe it. Crooked Hillary says Marnies should poop outside. She thinks if Marnies lives until they’re 20, it’s along life. Unbelievable. She’s a disaster.

    -You Know Who

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      AriizuBeyBrendan O'Connor
      8/08/16 4:41pm

      I actually think this is really sad, I wish that she would be treated better. Dogs / animals in general know when theyre being mocked / used, and doing so to her just because shes disfigured is the equivalent to me of doing so to a human with a similar disfigurement. Its just cruel and sad.

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        justfornowtwoAriizuBey
        8/08/16 5:05pm

        I agree with you that animals know when they are being mocked. As a tween we had a black lab that was a little dopey and when we would take him to the park we would hide from him behind some bushes or trees. When he found us he would be mad, he would bark at us, and his tail was not wagging. He took it so personally. Now I wish I had never made him feel that way.

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        Kyo Soma Adamsjustfornowtwo
        8/08/16 5:11pm

        I don’t really love the dressing up your dog in clothing. That shit is weird. But the puppy’s cute. I’ll give the owner that.

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