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    ghostandgoblinJordan Sargent
    8/05/16 1:07pm

    Aren’t the Olympics supposed to be, you know, advertisements for the host cities? I’d never wanted to visit a city less than I want to visit Rio right now.

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      Sparky Polastryghostandgoblin
      8/05/16 1:09pm

      It’s neck and neck with Beirut..

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      heyitsmemanghostandgoblin
      8/05/16 1:13pm

      Cleveland.

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    The Dread & Fear of KingsJordan Sargent
    8/05/16 1:09pm

    Answer:

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      AnchoweresqueThe Dread & Fear of Kings
      8/05/16 1:13pm

      Of course he’d claim to be a Russian diplomat.

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      hypemachinegroupienotThe Dread & Fear of Kings
      8/05/16 1:21pm

      Thank you so much.

      Made my day.

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    CatdogWhispererJordan Sargent
    8/05/16 1:15pm

    If you really wanna enact gun control laws, tell the GOP that THIS is the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun. Only pussies need to have their own weapon.

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      toothpetardCatdogWhisperer
      8/05/16 1:17pm

      I’m liking this as a political platform more and more.

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      dothedewCatdogWhisperer
      8/05/16 1:53pm

      Seems wasteful and inconvenient to carry around your own sidearm when you can just liberate one from your would-be assailant

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    Lala11_7 (I'm in the grays, because this mouth DOES NOT PLAY!)Jordan Sargent
    8/05/16 1:20pm

    “So who is this wealthy old man with expert fighting skills who, while sitting in a luxury car with his family, disarmed a would-be robber and then used his gun to shoot him dead?”

    There’s your answers...

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      HooneriphicLala11_7 (I'm in the grays, because this mouth DOES NOT PLAY!)
      8/05/16 1:24pm

      Sorry sir, TMIMITW is actually colonizing Mars right now.

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      RedStarLeoLala11_7 (I'm in the grays, because this mouth DOES NOT PLAY!)
      8/05/16 1:27pm

      Stay blood-thirsty my friends.

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    PBinAPJordan Sargent
    8/05/16 1:28pm

    So who is this wealthy old man with expert fighting skills who, while sitting in a luxury car with his family, disarmed a would-be robber and then used his gun to shoot him dead?

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      DoobyOneJordan Sargent
      8/05/16 1:07pm

      Obviously, it’s Chalupa Batman.

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        EvenBaggierTrousers5DoobyOne
        8/05/16 1:23pm

        Or Chicano Batman

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        DoobyOneEvenBaggierTrousers5
        8/05/16 2:02pm

        I saw them about 6 weeks ago. Awesome show.

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      DisneyTacoKittyJordan Sargent
      8/05/16 1:15pm

      Isn’t this a fairly standard practice for intelligence agencies embassies to disavow their spies diplomats when shit goes south?

      “We don’t have anybody by that name.”

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        SrynersonDisneyTacoKitty
        8/05/16 7:26pm

        Well, no, it’s not standard practice in this instance because if he was a spy, he presumably wouldn’t have claimed to be the vice-consul (an official, public position) unless the consulate was going to confirm that part of the story.

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      Tyrant BigglesJordan Sargent
      8/05/16 2:04pm

      Are you sure he was pretending?

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        Donald PumpJordan Sargent
        8/05/16 1:58pm

        Diplomatic cover is pretty much spy 101 shit. There’s a reason he’s Jason-Bourning people.

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          LuvmuffinJordan Sargent
          8/05/16 1:26pm
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