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    toothpetardHamilton Nolan
    8/05/16 11:36am

    If I’m unfit, what can I possibly be fit for?

    Therefore I must possess this fitness.

    It’s science.

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      dothedewtoothpetard
      8/05/16 12:09pm

      Look how fit those guys in the background are! They must have a cross fit box nearby or be doing ice-dance-yoga in their spare time. They clearly are eating avocado toast regularly

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      toothpetarddothedew
      8/05/16 12:11pm

      The unfit get a date with mr. antiaircraft cannon.

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    Quasar FunkHamilton Nolan
    8/05/16 11:46am

    Every single thing on that link makes me want to punch someone or something.

    Healing Crystals? Ice baths? Moon juice? Avocado toast? Boutique-fitness? Smoothies? Lululemon? Wellness workspaces? Meditation? Bee-Pollen Supplements? Tom Brady? Face needles? Watermelon Pizza?

    PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

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      JesusChristLordAndSaviorQuasar Funk
      8/05/16 11:57am

      Agreed.

      Except Ice baths are a legitimate thing... for Professional athletes that push their body to limits most people can’t comprehend. For us normal folk... its a spa/gym scam.

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      CommentSFQuasar Funk
      8/05/16 12:24pm

      Ha! I'm taking a shit and you made m laugh

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    PetenrepeatHamilton Nolan
    8/05/16 11:38am

    Loved this article. The first three words were poetry. Of course the other four weren't bad either. Overall riveting. Couldn't put it down.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Petenrepeat
      8/05/16 11:42am

      Hamilton is working very hard writing articles about how the housing prices in New York City affect all Americans (that matter). You can’t expect him to spend too much time on this!

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      akahermioneFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/05/16 5:13pm

      He ain’t no hollaback girl.

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    LordBurleighHamilton Nolan
    8/05/16 11:42am

    First sign of a collapsing social safety net: the privatization of wellness.

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      Bolivia Newton JohnHamilton Nolan
      8/05/16 12:08pm

      In the words of the immortal Patrick Henry, “Give me lifehacks or give me death!”

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        KoolDude420Hamilton Nolan
        8/05/16 12:23pm

        Can’t wait for the article on Matthew McConaughey’s JO Crystals

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          You might be wrong.Hamilton Nolan
          8/05/16 11:52am

          It’s like Reductress if Reductress were real.

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