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    Gamblor JDRich Juzwiak
    8/05/16 1:36pm

    Thank you, John Waters, for the take on shitting in public that America needs to hear. The only places I’ve pooped besides home in the last 20 years is hotel bathrooms and campground bathrooms. If i’m spending the night, I need to shit there. Otherwise I only poop at home.

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      Gamblor JDGamblor JD
      8/05/16 1:37pm

      My wife, on the other hand, will poop anywhere.

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      Low Information BoaterGamblor JD
      8/05/16 1:38pm

      Meanwhile, I'm poop colonizing the world, one crapper at a time. I've used every one of the 30+ (mens room) stalls in my work building.

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    puncha yo bunsRich Juzwiak
    8/05/16 1:40pm

    Gay is not enough anymore. It hasn’t been for a long time. In Provincetown, I always think that hetero people should have a parade because they’re the minority. But it all depends on where you are. In rich colleges, can gay people say they’re discriminated against? I think straight people are. In some maybe less fortunate neighborhoods, it’s still a problem. That’s where gay parades should be. Not Manhattan. In the deepest town where they’re hassling gay people.

    None of this makes any sense to me.

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      MajorBurnpuncha yo buns
      8/05/16 1:46pm

      I think he thinks that homosexuality, bi sexuality, and gender fluidity have become very trendy and supported by youth/popular culture. I also think he was being a bit flip.

      I also think if he were not a well known, pretty beloved white gay film maker he might not have that opinion. I’m sure it’s a huge difference from his youth though.

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      puncha yo bunsMajorBurn
      8/05/16 1:48pm

      So basically this is the rich gay version of “Get off my lawn.”

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    puncha yo bunsRich Juzwiak
    8/05/16 1:35pm

    “Come over, we’ll watch John Waters movies and have sex.”

    Queer underground version of Netflix and chill

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      puncha yo bunspuncha yo buns
      8/05/16 1:35pm

      To me, nobody should shit in public. Shit at home. It’s disgusting. Gay, straight, trans, anything, fucking shit at home. Don’t go out, it’s repulsive.

      Further advancing the theory that John Waters is not human.

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      gramercypolicepuncha yo buns
      8/05/16 2:12pm

      Or maybe he’s the most human human ever.

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    MattRich Juzwiak
    8/05/16 1:44pm

    The delirious movie, which features Divine being raped by a giant lobster as its centerpiece

    We were at the beach
    Everybody had matching towels
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they saw a rock cock
    It wasn’t a rock cock
    It was a rock cock lobster
    Rock Cock lobster
    Rock Cock lobster
    Rock Cock lobster
    Rock Cock lobster

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      DukesOfYavinMatt
      8/05/16 1:50pm

      That’s alot of work to crowbar that in

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      MattDukesOfYavin
      8/05/16 1:53pm

      Meh, I’m pleased with myself. It’s like me grandmudder always used to say ‘Leave no easy dick joke unused, Matty’.

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    gramercypoliceRich Juzwiak
    8/05/16 2:33pm

    He’s just one of the best people you could ever meet. We hosted him at our college film series and he could’ve treated us like insects and just taken the money, but he spent the whole 36 hours hanging out, telling stories but also listening and encouraging all of us in whatever we were studying or doing at the time. I remember in the Q&A after his movie screening a woman asked him, “With all the weird, sick things you put in your movies, I have to ask you, how can you have a normal sex life?” Without missing a beat he just said, “Who says I have a normal sex life? And why would I want one?”

    ‘Desperate Living’ is still probably my favorite Waters movie. It predicted the politics of the 2016 election perfectly.

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      PresidentFoxyJgramercypolice
      8/06/16 1:13pm

      Desperate Living has always been my favorite too, with Polyester a close second. This isn’t some Communist daycare center!

      I’m envious that you got to spend time with him! I said hello to him at an event at a film festival and thought I might expire from starstruckness. Just so consistently impressive for forever.

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      Fred Garvin Male Prostitutegramercypolice
      8/06/16 1:23pm

      Polyester was great too though!

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    Sparky PolastryRich Juzwiak
    8/05/16 1:32pm

    This is absolutely a story for Friday release. Kudos to you, sir.

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      MBCockSparky Polastry
      8/05/16 1:34pm

      He is a fucking treasure.

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      Sparky PolastryMBCock
      8/05/16 1:37pm

      Did my comment come off snarky? Wasn’t meant to be...

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    Jerry-NetherlandRich Juzwiak
    8/05/16 5:56pm

    Not to be missed (and available on Netflix) is his 90 minute talk, John Waters: This Filthy World.

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      SrynersonJerry-Netherland
      8/05/16 7:14pm

      I feel like that picture is staring into my soul!

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    DaffyDillyRich Juzwiak
    8/05/16 1:38pm

    John Waters is Baltimore down to his bones. Nice, funny, and quirky in a way that you know he’d be happy chatting with you in the kitchen over iced tea, telling you hilarious stories that from anyone else would be insane or hair raising.

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      SrynersonDaffyDilly
      8/05/16 7:20pm

      He’s so Baltimore that he cameo’ed in an episode of Homicide: Life on Streets as a murder suspect who preferred to be extradited to Baltimore than to stay in New York.

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      SarsAttacks (remembers all Alamos equally)Srynerson
      8/06/16 3:51am

      He kind of out-acts them just standing there. I really like him as an actor. He has a lot of presence. Thanks for this.

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    kathotdogRich Juzwiak
    8/05/16 1:41pm

    I saw John Waters speak at UGA years and years ago. He was so funny and charming. I remember him saying “cowboy boots and miniskirts are the tube tops of the 90s.” I was so happy to not have been wearing cowboy boots and a miniskirt.
    And then I went home, my boyfriend dumped me. I went to work the next day and John Waters was seated for my first table. I walked up to him, said hello, how much I enjoyed his engagement the previous night, and then broke down in tears.

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      OdinrebornRich Juzwiak
      8/05/16 4:13pm

      Everybody’s [talking] about the transsexual bathroom law. To me, nobody should shit in public. Shit at home. It’s disgusting. Gay, straight, trans, anything, fucking shit at home. Don’t go out, it’s repulsive.

      Finally a voice of reason

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