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    puncha yo bunsAndy Cush
    8/05/16 11:45am

    If someone had to write a press release about why you’re not racist...you’re probably racist.

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      TexasDevinpuncha yo buns
      8/05/16 11:47am

      NEW YORK, Aug. 4, 2016 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ — I’m not racist, but...

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      Dave puncha yo buns
      8/05/16 11:48am

      I eat many Black friends, I love Black people. Batter fried with lemon wedges.

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    Low Information BoaterAndy Cush
    8/05/16 11:47am

    You can either donate it to Donald, or light small piles of it afire to roast your rat-on-a-stick dinner over once Killary sells the The American Dream to Iran for sharia bracelets and abortion supplies. Your call, people.

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      heeeeeynowLow Information Boater
      8/05/16 11:50am

      Sounds like the better option.

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      nonamenecessary1Low Information Boater
      8/05/16 11:54am

      this is the best....I want to put everything I say into these type of terms to people. "well, yeah i'm voting for trump...you think I would sacrifice my vote to wear a hajib for the rest of my life while i'm forced to marry another dude and perform back alley abortions on endangered species?"

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    Mok, the Magic ManAndy Cush
    8/05/16 11:44am
    I am very conservative when it comes to issues related to the United States Constitution

    Translation: “I don’t understand the United States Constitution.”

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      D-FusMok, the Magic Man
      8/05/16 11:56am

      “My interpretation of ambiguous language in the Bible or in the Constitution is the correct interpretation.”

      -Plain Language and Judicial Restraint*

      *Except when I don’t feel like it.

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      SktroopMok, the Magic Man
      8/05/16 11:58am

      The Constitution as I’d like it to be re-written

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    OdinrebornAndy Cush
    8/05/16 11:57am

    Donald Trump: A modest proposal.

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      PoodletimeOdinreborn
      8/05/16 12:01pm

      Yet, is anything he does modest?

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      justachickOdinreborn
      8/05/16 12:02pm

      OMG. That is HUUUUUUGE!

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    benjaminalloverAndy Cush
    8/05/16 11:49am

    You want someone who donated the maximum to Trump AND also has good grammar? You people are impossible to please.

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      Poodletimebenjaminallover
      8/05/16 11:59am

      OK, YOU GUYS ARE ON FIRE THIS MORNING, AND IT’S NOT EVEN LUNCHTIME! BRAVO!

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      Kenhe Loginbenjaminallover
      8/05/16 1:37pm

      Breaking a paragraph isn’t like splitting a fucking atom.

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    Mental IcebergAndy Cush
    8/05/16 11:43am
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      PoodletimeMental Iceberg
      8/05/16 12:05pm

      Now I’m even more eager for the new MST3000!

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsMental Iceberg
      8/05/16 12:12pm

      Literally ROLFing! Bill, I love you. Sorry for pirating all those Rifftrax.

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    MattAndy Cush
    8/05/16 11:54am

    I hear Syrian war orphans are delicious, sort of like veal. The PTSD-induced fear helps tenderize the meat.

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      PoimanentlyPuckeredMatt
      8/05/16 12:07pm

      That is a common misconception, but no. Fear causes adrenaline and other stress hormones to be released which toughens muscle tissue and makes it less tender. That’s why it’s best to snap their little necks while they sleep. As they say, a calm war orphan is a tender war orphan.

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      MattPoimanentlyPuckered
      8/05/16 12:10pm

      No wonder my war-orphan cacciatore has been so tough and stringy!

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    X37.9XXSAndy Cush
    8/05/16 11:48am

    .Goya was precognative

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      PoodletimeX37.9XXS
      8/05/16 12:00pm

      Did not need to see this! Informative, but...

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      PoimanentlyPuckeredX37.9XXS
      8/05/16 12:02pm

      Yeah, that was before he sold out and started doing the Warhol thing.

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    dpeters11Andy Cush
    8/05/16 11:46am

    He also commits one of the word crimes with “I could care less”.

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      benjaminalloverdpeters11
      8/05/16 11:52am

      For all intensive purposes, that foible is the greater one.

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      PoimanentlyPuckereddpeters11
      8/05/16 11:59am

      FEWER, NOT LESS!!

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    Snow White and the 12 dwarves of MoiraAndy Cush
    8/05/16 11:56am

    OXFORD COMMAS SAVE LIVES.

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      PoodletimeSnow White and the 12 dwarves of Moira
      8/05/16 12:01pm

      Best comment/handle combo so far! Yow!

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      Kenhe LoginSnow White and the 12 dwarves of Moira
      8/05/16 1:39pm

      Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
      I’ve seen those English dramas too
      They’re cruel

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