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    Ashley FeinbergAshley Feinberg
    8/05/16 11:16am

    Please pray for Tiffany.

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      jonathannumbertwoAshley Feinberg
      8/05/16 11:17am

      May Tiffany Trump be forever in our thoughts and prayers.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers5Ashley Feinberg
      8/05/16 11:17am

      Bah! She knew what she was getting into when she was ... um... born.

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    IhpsdmAshley Feinberg
    8/05/16 11:05am

    “Daddy’s a feminist when it comes to women he wants to fuck.” - Ivanka Trump

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      MBCockIhpsdm
      8/05/16 11:14am

      “KRISTY CHRISTIE”

      (Sorry, she just swings like a girl.)

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      Promnight Dumpster Baby FireMBCock
      8/05/16 11:24am

      That whole hilarious episode fascinates me. Christie actually thinks he is some kind of hunky jock! He didn't have to squeeze himself into an old uniform, he went out and bought that, knowing he was going to appear before reporters and photographers at a charity game. He chose to look that way! You know, you just know, he admired himself in the mirror! Its fucking so delusional, its mind-boggling.

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    ManchuCandidateAshley Feinberg
    8/05/16 11:05am

    She might be the ‘smart’ Trump, but there isn’t any dept she’s remotely qualified to run.

    Dept of “It’s Not Patented If I Steal It.”

    Dept of “Incest.”

    Dept of “Hot Chicks The Donald Wants To Bang”

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeManchuCandidate
      8/05/16 11:17am

      Incorrect. As someone who has years of experience branding things with the Trump name, she is perfect to run the U.S. Board on Geographic Names.

      There will be a Trump Town in every state, a Trumpville in select states, and an exclusive, world headquarters in Trump, D.C.

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      ShmataHariManchuCandidate
      8/05/16 11:18am

      I’d say she has the Dept. of Pervy Lubavitchers on lock.

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    Dave Ashley Feinberg
    8/05/16 11:08am

    Well, she would be the only Trump in the administration that was not completely batshit crazy. So. She’s got that going for her.

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      RudycaneatadickDave
      8/05/16 11:14am

      Do we know she isn’t batshit crazy or is she just better at hiding it. I mean, father or no, she seems to actually want Donald Trump to be president which is prima facie evidence of being crazy.

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      benjaminalloverDave
      8/05/16 11:21am

      Are we even sure about this? I think anyone who stood beside he and his gross sons and kept their trap mostly shut would appear imminently sane and smart, whether that were true or not.

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    Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Ashley Feinberg
    8/05/16 11:08am

    Do you think Tiffany is jealous her sister gets all the attention or grateful that she isn’t the one Dad is constantly trying to fuck?

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      Tishthedish1Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/05/16 11:11am

      There is no way that she isn’t jealous. Ivanka is smarter, better looking, and clearly Donald’s favorite.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Tishthedish1
      8/05/16 11:21am

      Yeah, but on the other hand, he isn’t grabbing Tiffany’s ass on national TV...

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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeAshley Feinberg
    8/05/16 11:09am

    Trump’s October Surprise, and his winning hand, will be the release of an Ivanka sex tape. Just you watch.

    I know I will.

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      Mok, the Magic Man╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      8/05/16 11:14am

      Not if he’s in it.

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      HighLikeAnEagle╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      8/05/16 11:14am

      Her co-star, shooting in a POV style, will be credited as “John Miller” or “John Barron.”

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    gilbertkittensAshley Feinberg
    8/05/16 11:11am

    Ivanka Trump: Secretary of Women Stuff

    Tiffany Trump: Secretary

    Eric Trump: Secretary of Defense

    Donald Trump: Secretary of Offense

    Barron Trump: Secretary of School

    Cabinet Closed!

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      DontCallMeBlanketgilbertkittens
      8/05/16 11:29am

      Melania Trump: Secretary

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      Gregoiregilbertkittens
      8/05/16 11:33am

      Tiffany Trump won’t even have access to enter the White House.

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    X37.9XXSAshley Feinberg
    8/05/16 11:10am

    Depending upon the position, she will need to be careful

    1. We have already purchased the Louisiana Territory

    2. The Interstate Highway system is largely complete

    3. Al Capone is dead

    4. We have gone off the gold standard

    5. The slaves have been emancipated

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      Gamblor JDX37.9XXS
      8/05/16 11:18am

      We should have kept the receipt for that Louisiana Territory purchase.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsGamblor JD
      8/05/16 11:25am

      . . . and storm France’s imperial return counter angrily demanding our money back because the lower part is defective.

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    BaconMaskAshley Feinberg
    8/05/16 11:09am

    Other choices include

    - Wilma Flintstone

    - a ring pop (lime)

    - that one chick, you know, from the thing

    - a red lobster gift card with an.76 cent balance

    - a portable tv playing Ivanka shaving her legs on a loop

    - 1 cough drop

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      Murry ChangBaconMask
      8/05/16 12:13pm

      How about that one from Sex in the City? The Miranda one? She seemed smart!

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      BaconMaskMurry Chang
      8/05/16 6:03pm

      That's the one!

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    Sid and FinancyAshley Feinberg
    8/05/16 11:08am

    “You’re so talented, but I don’t know if your viewers know that.”

    Me-owch!

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      JoeDel81Sid and Financy
      8/05/16 11:13am

      “Talented” in the same way my college roommate referred to the UFC card girls as “talented”

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      SktroopSid and Financy
      8/05/16 11:35am

      “Uh, who are you again?”

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