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    Denver is too damn highHudson Hongo
    8/05/16 12:59am

    Really curious what will happen to all these people after trump loses.

    -Apart from showing up at my families’ thanksgiving day dinner

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      hensterDenver is too damn high
      8/05/16 1:02am

      Self immolation, one can hope.

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      Liquid-XDenver is too damn high
      8/05/16 1:05am

      I suppose we can make them all wear Sheriff Stars so we can tell who they are.

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    Kenhe LoginHudson Hongo
    8/05/16 1:08am

    I grieve for this country there nearly half of the voters vote for people for whom facts have no meaning. Everything is a conspiracy and nothing is as its seems.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesKenhe Login
      8/05/16 1:38am

      Man, I’ve been looking at the polls, and it looks that Trump is beginning to fall under 40%. I’m not even sure stretching the definition that this is “nearly half” now. I hope this kills the idea that “nothing hurts Trump.”

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      TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)GeorgeGeoffersonLives
      8/05/16 2:40am

      Not until at least after the first debate. Too many chances for voters to relapse into stupidity.

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    Althea the BootstrapwomanHudson Hongo
    8/05/16 6:16am

    My 86 year old mom says the guys at the gym are all down in the dumps and talking about how terrible it will be if Hillary were elected. Like the world is just going to come to an end, when in fact absolutely nothing will change for them. What do you say to something like that? How do you respond to that level of ignorance and self-victimization? Maybe something like “I don’t want to hear your shit today.” Reason and logic doesn’t work.

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      BaggyTrousers3Althea the Bootstrapwoman
      8/05/16 6:43am

      Like the world is just going to come to an end, when in fact absolutely nothing will change for them. What do you say to something like that?

      You say exactly that: “Absolutely nothing will change for you! Nothing! You’ll still be coming to the gym, you’ll still have whatever jobs you do, you’ll still pay taxes and watch football. Nothing will change for you. After 8 years of Obama nothing changed for you. You’re still going to the gym and drinking beer and cheering the (insert local football team) and everything else. They told you America was going to go up in a ball of flames when Obama was elected and he’s been in there EIGHT FUCKING YEARS and we’re still here in pretty much the same shape. Nothing will change for you. So stop your bitching and moaning.”

      I know that’s pretty long to remember but may your grandmother can print this out. And she doesn’t have to say “fucking” or “bitching.”

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      Althea the BootstrapwomanBaggyTrousers3
      8/05/16 7:00am

      Well, she’s actually my mother but I was thinking about telling her just to say “I don’t want to hear your shit today”and leave it at that. Anyway, so much for “tough guys”

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    ____pizzaface420Hudson Hongo
    8/05/16 12:49am

    Lol ironically it is Donald who is not a Christian

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      Fred Garvin Male Prostitute____pizzaface420
      8/05/16 12:55am
      GIF

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      Snookitina____pizzaface420
      8/05/16 1:07am

      Drumpf’s two Corinthians would probably agree

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHudson Hongo
    8/05/16 1:32am

    “...and with ISIS.”

    Oh, you mean bombing them straight-the-fuck to hell to the extent that a lot of his left-wing is screaming bloody murder about imperialism?

    You can fuck right the fuck off, Carl. Guess what? Running against Obama - who, BTW, has a positive approval rating and the highest of his second term - isn’t going to work in defeating Hillary Clinton. Sorry. Try another angle. Your game is tired. America doesn’t care what the hell religion he is obviously. Game over, son.

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      under_electricliteGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      8/05/16 2:31am

      “Running against Obama - who, BTW, has a positive approval rating and the highest of his second term - isn’t going to work in defeating Hillary Clinton. Sorry. Try another angle. Your game is tired.”

      Seriously! This and then Levandowsky bringing up the Birther shit on CNN. When did I step into the DeLorean and why am I back in 2008 of all places?!

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      WanderingScoutGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      8/05/16 4:31am

      I’m still trying to decipher what this is even supposed to mean:

      “what he’s done with the Sunni-Shia thing over in Iraq and Iran,”

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    Fred Garvin Male ProstituteHudson Hongo
    8/05/16 12:54am

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    GIF
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      Mymomsaysi'mrightFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      8/05/16 12:58am

      You just hang on to those? Like, they’re just chilling on your hard drive?

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      BadgerVitoFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      8/05/16 12:59am
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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHudson Hongo
    8/05/16 1:48am

    The last full-bore practicing Christian in the White House was Jimmy Carter...and they hate his fucking guts to this day for practicing Christianity the “wrong” way in their opinion.

    So, like, the number of fucks I give about what they have to say about Obama is the same number of times that Donald fuckin’ Trump has ever shown any discipline during this campaign. It’s the same number of times Chris Christie has turned down a dinner invitation. It’s the same number of fucks Mike Pence has shown the LGBT community any quarter or grace. It’s the same number of times Paul Ryan has displayed courage this election season.

    That is to say the number of fucks I give is zero. It’s time to find a new, act, guys. This The White Power Aristocrats! thing has played itself out. There is no national political advantage by playing this show, anymore. The horse? She is dead. Move on.

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      HellishHarlotGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      8/05/16 1:56am

      Hey, what kind of monster turns down free dinner?

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      No1CurrAboutYourBonerGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      8/05/16 2:37am

      I regret that I have but one star to give. But I will leave you with this, which I think sums up what we are both feeling:

      GIF
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    jrfunkensteinHudson Hongo
    8/05/16 5:29am

    So the answer to why Trumpennazi went off the rails on a Gold Star family is because President Obama is a Muslim?

    Wasn’t it Germany and some twisted psycho that blamed all their problems on people who didn’t believe in their bullshit apocalyptic future of racist filth?

    The fucking Trumpenvirus seems to be an exclusively self-inflicted malady among bigots and ignoramuses.

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      greyman33jrfunkenstein
      8/05/16 7:31am

      This isn’t rally pertenant to the conversation or anything, but I just read ‘Trumpennazzi’ as ‘Trumppanzee’, which in turn made me think of Donald, as Clyde the orangutan, riding around with the now fully unhinged Clint Eastwood in a modern remake of Any Which Way But Loose.

      Thanks for the chuckle.

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      jrfunkensteingreyman33
      8/05/16 8:02am

      No problemo; thanks for giving me the outline for ‘Any White Whackjob On The Loose.’

      Too bad we can’t get Ruthie;

      GIF
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    HighLikeAnEagleHudson Hongo
    8/05/16 1:05am

    Wait, this is the Carl Paladino? Wow. Honestly never thought we’d hear from that guy again. Just another asset that Trump brings to the table.

    I mean, he couldn’t find anybody better to chair his New York campaign?! He’s only lived there literally his entire fucking life.

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      VeryVickyHighLikeAnEagle
      8/05/16 1:08am

      Very telling that this is all Trump could find.

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      HellishHarlotVeryVicky
      8/05/16 1:59am

      Political advisors around the country-

      Secretary: “It’s trump calling again.”

      Advisor: “Ughh send that shit to voicemail!”

      Secretary: “now he’s texting that he knew you rejected his call.”

      Advisor: “tell him I was busy looking in my roladex a guy perfect for his campaign, and give him Ollie North’s number"

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    MisterPigginsHudson Hongo
    8/05/16 3:03am

    Either he’s a Muslim or he hung out with Rev. Wright, which is it? Or both?

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      Armageddon T. ThunderbirdMisterPiggins
      8/05/16 6:53am

      It is both. Always both.

      He is both too inept to run a country and taking control of everyone and everything.

      President Obama can both the shit out of everything.

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      det-devil-ailsArmageddon T. Thunderbird
      8/05/16 8:10am

      He learned it by being a Communist-Nazi.

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