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    RuddddddddAshley Feinberg
    8/05/16 12:22am

    Same exact thing happened to my friend in Manhattan about a month ago, and he also got a selfie. So bizarre.

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      Ashley FeinbergRudddddddd
      8/05/16 12:23am

      He was alone?

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      RuddddddddAshley Feinberg
      8/05/16 12:26am

      Yup! My friend walked past him and then turned around to stop and ask him for a selfie.

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    whotakethAshley Feinberg
    8/05/16 12:28am

    Should we catch him with a pokeball?

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLiveswhotaketh
      8/05/16 12:36am

      OMG, this Pokemon GO thing is so weird. I live on an urban park that’s usually abandoned during the night. In fact, you’re technically not supposed to be in the park after like 10PM or something. I’ve seen dozens of people on the park in recent weeks with the glow of phones lighting up the place. Weirdest (in a good way, I think?) fucking thing I’ve seen. lol

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      VeryVickyGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      8/05/16 12:57am

      This fad is weird. Last Friday evening I was driving on a street that’s downtown but usually deserted by then, when instead there was a huge crowd of people both wandering in the street and in a nearby park all looking so intently at their phone screens that they the only reason they weren’t getting hit was that drivers just slowed down to a snail’s pace or even stopped to let them zombie-walk in front of them. No one thought of honking, it would have felt like scaring toddlers. (Also might have been force of habit, that place used to be where the children’s hospital was until recently).

      I’d forgotten about Pokemon until I saw this. So eerie.

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    IowaFan5Ashley Feinberg
    8/05/16 12:25am

    Jesus Christ. Poor little guy

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      ____pizzaface420IowaFan5
      8/05/16 12:48am

      great job

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    justaburner9Ashley Feinberg
    8/05/16 12:21am

    I’d honestly feel like a loser asking Jeb Bush for a selfie. He’s a nobody. The former governor of Florida... um, neat. It wouldn’t even be snapchat worthy imo.

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      shelwoodjustaburner9
      8/05/16 12:32am

      But look how he perks up when you pay attention to him!

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      Idontwanttothinkofoneshelwood
      8/05/16 12:47am

      Taking a selfie with him is like feeding the homeless or saving a shelter dog. I'd totally do it just for the warm fuzzy feeling of helping the less fortunate.

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    Eventually Because It Happens To All of UsAshley Feinberg
    8/05/16 1:52am

    This happens to him every few years. He forgets who he is and begins to wander in cities he has no memory of arriving in. When stopped by the local constabulary, who usually mistake him for a homeless man, he is known to ask, “Who am I? Why am I here? What is my purpose?” He stares at the selfies, wondering dispassionately who that man with the exclamation mark is. He doesn’t remember it from previous episodes, but he always awakens from his fugue after days, or months, looks at his brown ones, finds himself in them, somehow, and prays they will move to another state and never, ever enter the family business.

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      Nigel OverstreetEventually Because It Happens To All of Us
      8/05/16 9:10am

      His entire life had led to the creation of a persona meant for one cause. His destiny. A destiny unfulfilled.
      Until he looked around and asked the question Barbara hoped he never would: “Who am I?”
      If he took away the family name. The money. The connections. The Latino pandering. The exclamation point. Once it was gone, who was left.
      If there was no Jeb!, then who was Jeb?

      And so he wanders, hoping to learn.

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      Tucker973Nigel Overstreet
      8/05/16 9:49am

      Absentmindedly, he reaches into the breast pocket of his jacket and pulls out a billfold. “What is this for?” he wonders. He removes a few crisp $100 bills and fans them in front of his face, taking in their scent.

      The money - it’s just like the leaves fluttering in the trees above his head. It comes, it goes, like the changing of seasons, but he knows there will always be more. With a quiet chuckle, he loosens his fingers and watches as the bills catch the wind, spinning and twisting and twirling to the ground.

      Carefree, he spreads his arms and twirls himself - once, briefly. Too soon, the dark thoughts return the way a summer storm quickly dampens a backyard picnic.

      No, he must remember who he is - if he can even remember. He places his hands into ruffled trouser pockets and continues on.

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    Tyrant BigglesAshley Feinberg
    8/05/16 3:41am

    That explains the reports of mysterious late night pipe organ music..

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      DroopDrawersAbbeyAshley Feinberg
      8/05/16 1:24am

      That second picture of Jeb! is one of the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

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        FrancoisAshley Feinberg
        8/05/16 12:36am

        Is Boston going to be the intervention site?

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          KKPxFrancois
          8/05/16 8:54am

          lugubrious lols for all

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        mrjakeAshley Feinberg
        8/05/16 12:26am

        Sad!

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          Mymomsaysi'mrightAshley Feinberg
          8/05/16 12:27am

          Someone needs to buy this guy painting lessons. The lessons don’t even need to be dog-themed, but he needs an outlet.

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            Joey Lawrence HaircutMymomsaysi'mright
            8/05/16 10:41am

            No. Painting lessons and Pizza Hut are for winners.

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