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    DontCallMeBlanketAshley Feinberg
    8/04/16 1:25pm

    You can hide the names but I used my good brain to find out who they are! Bad! Get them out of here!

    I was gonna say that they’re dumb bimbos but I’m not gonna say that. I’ve heard many many people say...so many you’re not gonna believe it...these dumb bimbos are always bleeding from their wherever. But I’m not gonna say that. Because they say I need to be “politically correct”.

    - Donald Trump

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      Ashley FeinbergDontCallMeBlanket
      8/04/16 1:38pm

      I’ll go to jail before I compromise the identity of my sources.

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      DontCallMeBlanketAshley Feinberg
      8/04/16 1:40pm
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    flamingolingoAshley Feinberg
    8/04/16 1:26pm

    One source even went so far as to venture, “He’s probably going to lose.”

    LOL I could’ve told ‘em that last summer when he was leading in all the polls. Donald Trump has been a fuck-up all his life and the presidential election will be his most spectacular failure yet.

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      Jeb! & The Hologramsflamingolingo
      8/04/16 1:29pm

      Or when he courted uneducated white males at the exclusion of literally everyone else.

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      NeoConKillaryflamingolingo
      8/04/16 1:29pm

      His campaign has actually been an amazing success for him. No one predicted he would go this far.

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    Sobchak SecurityAshley Feinberg
    8/04/16 1:24pm

    Still, when asked to name the single biggest problem facing the campaign, our source pointed to the public’s perception of Trump as “being bad.”

    Fixed.

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      Sparky PolastrySobchak Security
      8/04/16 1:25pm

      It’s so simple.....that’s the beauty of it!

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      Sobchak SecuritySparky Polastry
      8/04/16 1:27pm

      It’s a Swiss fuckin’ watch. You want a Trump? I can get you another Trump. Hell, I can get you another Trump by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.

      These fucking amateurs.

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    socalerlivinginnorcalAshley Feinberg
    8/04/16 1:27pm

    People should actually listen to the audio.

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      Sid and Financysocalerlivinginnorcal
      8/04/16 1:33pm

      Ain’t nobody got time for that — we’re busy looking busy at work!

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      Fred Garvin Male Prostitutesocalerlivinginnorcal
      8/04/16 5:58pm

      .

      GIF
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    Fuzzy DunlopAshley Feinberg
    8/04/16 1:28pm

    Deleted b/c I listened to the audio and finally got the joke.

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      Ashley FeinbergFuzzy Dunlop
      8/04/16 1:30pm

      You should listen to the audio.

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      Alaska FrambopolousAshley Feinberg
      8/04/16 1:31pm

      Pls provide transcripts? Unable to listen to the audio.

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    Masshole JamesAshley Feinberg
    8/04/16 1:27pm

    This undercover video of yours simply confirms what we already know, Ashley: Trump has lost the 0-3 year old voter but he’s still leading among 3-8 year olds.

    GIF
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      MattMasshole James
      8/04/16 1:37pm

      making kids pretend to be Trump counts as child abuse.

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      AuroraDM83Masshole James
      8/04/16 1:42pm

      Hey, Donald is just living his truth. Little people can be so critical. Stubby fingered vulgarians.

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    puncha yo bunsAshley Feinberg
    8/04/16 1:23pm

    He’s applying (auditioning) for a job right now.

    He sat down at the table, and what he’s told you, the interviewers, is that he’s a got a great plan for being the best person at this job ever. He just won’t tell you what that plan is. Also, the company is really in the shitter right now—it’s weak, it sucks, it’s a loser. And only he, coming in at entry level, can fix it. In fact, he could do it far better than the CEO or anyone that’s been at the company for decades. And he’ll you what...If he doesn’t get the job, this interview process is rigged. Because there is no one else who can save this failing company. He’s telling you, Bob. Oh that’s right—Jim, he meant.

    He’s got some questionable stuff in his history, but you don’t need to know about that. Just don’t do a background check. Also, what’s with those Mexicans? And Muslims? Hopefully there are no black guys in the accounting department here. Shit, that girl that just walked by has some huge cans, does she work in our department? But back to him. Has he told you how great he was yet?

    No shit he’s gonna lose. Who the fuck would hire that?

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      Patrick Frawleypuncha yo buns
      8/04/16 1:32pm

      If only he actually was coming in at entry level instead of making a play for CEO.

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      No1CurrAboutYourBonerpuncha yo buns
      8/04/16 2:13pm

      Exactly this! It’s a job interview for the highest office in the nation. If someone like this came into my office and applied for a job, I’d show him the door. It’s just baffling to me that people believe in him and support him.

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    Netflix and ShillAshley Feinberg
    8/04/16 1:57pm

    It’s common for kids to repeat political things their parents say, but this is the first election I’ve seen where a candidate’s message has permeated all the way down to elementary aged children on its own, to the point where they have their own opinion.

    A friend’s 9-year-old son was visiting his conservative white grandparents recently and they must have been watching Fox News. He called his dad that night to tell him not to vote for Trump, because he’d be sent to live in Mexico and they’d build a wall so he couldn’t come back (he’s half Hispanic).

    The family doesn’t consume Spanish language media at home and the grandparents are Trump supporters, so he wasn’t parroting something negative said about Trump. He heard Trump on TV and distilled Trump’s message to its essence on his own.

    Michelle Obama is right that our kids are watching us.

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      saltyladyv4Netflix and Shill
      8/04/16 2:10pm

      My kids totally watch the political coverage and are very interested in it. My 12 year old could explain pretty coherently most of the reasons Trump is ridiculous.

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      artless.dodgerNetflix and Shill
      8/04/16 2:45pm

      Yes. They are watching....and listening. My 9 year old niece told me that she had to move to Canada because that’s what grandma says will happen if Hillary gets elected. Also, my niece called Hillary “a witch,” but she thinks it means that Hill is an actually Disney cartoon.

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    HoldMeCloserTonyDanzigAshley Feinberg
    8/04/16 1:28pm

    HOLY SHIT!!! ITS THE CRYING BABY FROM YESTERDAY——-ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!

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      SktroopHoldMeCloserTonyDanzig
      8/04/16 1:35pm

      Far, far...FAR right.

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    Sparky PolastryAshley Feinberg
    8/04/16 1:23pm

    It’s almost like the Drumpf family is a highly-isolated, inbred experiment and the entire campaign is comprised of fucked up spawn of the same pathetic bloodline. His kids in public must be the shining stars of the clan. Already in Crimea! Sad!

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      TheBurnersMyDestinationSparky Polastry
      8/04/16 1:29pm

      At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if, at the end of the election Trump unzipped his human suit, thanked us all for being a part of his experiment, and boarded a ship back to Arcturus A.

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      Sparky PolastryTheBurnersMyDestination
      8/04/16 1:31pm

      I like it...he could board the ship using a teleporter beam, which doubles, of course, as a tanning bed...

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