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    TheBurnersMyDestinationHudson Hongo
    8/03/16 6:34pm

    I applaud the campaign's choice to do away with the old fashioned idea of the President and Vice Presidential candidates being on the same page about pretty much anything. Bold.

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      SktroopTheBurnersMyDestination
      8/03/16 6:43pm

      It’s that luxurious, classy, outside the box thinking that’s become a hallmark of the Trump campaign. Believe it!

      Maybe “thinking” is too strong a word, though.

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      YoSup is in League with the Raccoon MenaceTheBurnersMyDestination
      8/03/16 6:49pm

      We do all agree that what happened here was Pence said “you have to endorse Paul Ryan” and Trump said “nuh-uh!” And Pence said, “well I’m just gonna endorse him and say you approved me doing that and if you want to look like a crazy out of control person with a shambles of a campaign by calling me on it that’s your business.” And Trump said “waaaaahh!!”

      Right?

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    Fred SmithHudson Hongo
    8/03/16 6:46pm

    You ever been in a relationship that you just know is doomed? Like you go out on a couple of dates, and one of you decides you’re now “a couple”. So you go along to meet the other person’s parents, and the whole time you’ve got this pit in your stomach because you know you don’t have any real feelings for this person, but you just kind of went along with things, and now you’re stuck in some strange living room looking at baby pictures and half-heartedly sharing the story of how you met, while all you want to do is run for the door and never look back.

    I bet that’s how Mike Pence feels right about now.

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      Cyber Mind GrrlFred Smith
      8/03/16 6:52pm

      I don’t think Mike Pence can actually feel anything.

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      Desi_RelafordFred Smith
      8/03/16 6:54pm

      I should have just been a man about it and called off things when she said that Sugar Ray was her favorite band.

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    Enorme Galo, the Muscle Hamster!Hudson Hongo
    8/03/16 6:36pm

    So, when the long knives come out, does Pence automatically become the Presidential candidate? Or does the GOP get a do-over?

    What’s the deadline for getting a different name on the ballot? How much longer does Trump have until the GOP guts him?

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      Chain-Chomp2Enorme Galo, the Muscle Hamster!
      8/03/16 6:48pm

      Trump has to die or step aside to be replaced on the ballot. Should that occur I have no clue who gets the nod. I doubt it’ll happen but if it does there isn’t a popcorn popper big enough to satisfy the demand.

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      Fred SmithEnorme Galo, the Muscle Hamster!
      8/03/16 6:50pm

      They’re too stupid to realize this is the exact scenario they wanted, just with a dumber, and more toxic candidate. They wanted Cruz to be the nominee, just so the party could see what happens when you let a “true conservative” run in a Presidential election. They were hoping that would be the wake up call the base needed.

      Now, they’ll have a crack up of sorts where the base can go fuck off and nominate more Trumps if it wants, while they can piece together an actually sane coalition of voters.

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    FelixElixHudson Hongo
    8/03/16 6:37pm

    Meanwhile Hillary sits silently in her underground lair watching her poll numbers soar.

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      Adam's Stolen RibFelixElix
      8/03/16 6:43pm

      I would give everything I have to have a feed on Hillary for the past week to see her face when she finds out about whatever Trumps done. I’m starting to get Trump attack ads where I live and all they do is repeat whatever trumps said and then say “our kids are watching”. I approve so much every time I see one.

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      ReburnsABurningReturnsFelixElix
      8/03/16 6:47pm

      Watching poll numbers is so 2012. Hilary is sitting in her underground lair pressing F5 with her browser opened to fivethirtyeight’s nowcast and cackling with glee as her odds of getting elected if the election were held today begin to approach 90%.

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    AlirisExileHudson Hongo
    8/03/16 6:29pm
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      Robbiev27AlirisExile
      8/03/16 6:47pm

      Aw, c’mon. That’s a pretty dirty usage of Calvin and Hobbes. For shame.

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      KaidogAlirisExile
      8/03/16 7:23pm

      This denigrates the excellent Calvin.

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    KaidogHudson Hongo
    8/03/16 7:25pm

    The Democrats really cannot fuck this up, right?

    RIGHT?

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      TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Kaidog
      8/03/16 8:06pm

      The Democrats are working hard to fuck this up as we speak.

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      pygmypossumKaidog
      8/03/16 8:10pm

      Oh, we are one gazillion percent capable of fucking it up. Which is why I have recently discovered prayer. And I’m praying the shit out of this every single day.

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    w2fastw2furiousHudson Hongo
    8/03/16 6:32pm

    Just adding his own two pence.

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      IwasintheKrauseWhentheKrauseBurnedDownw2fastw2furious
      8/03/16 6:38pm

      Trump remains Pence-ive on Ryan issue.

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      Kenhe Loginw2fastw2furious
      8/03/16 6:59pm

      Sing a song of Trump Pence

      A couple of stupid guys.

      Four and twenty promises

      Each of them a lie

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    ReburnsABurningReturnsHudson Hongo
    8/03/16 6:50pm

    Oh my God. I hadn’t seen that angle before.

    He was totally trying to kiss him.

    2016 is the best election season we have ever had. Normally it’s a very uninteresting slog through the same ring around the rosey debates with maybe one interesting moment or two (like Romney’s 47% comment), but Trump is just delivering so much goodness.

    I feel humbled and honored to be alive and old enough to watch what is going in this election cycle.

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      TheBurnersMyDestinationReburnsABurningReturns
      8/03/16 6:59pm

      I never thought the first man-on-man kiss between nominee and VP nom would be from the Republicans. Good on them for breaking down these barriers.

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    James Bond's Herpes MedsHudson Hongo
    8/03/16 6:44pm

    I talked to @realDonaldTrump this morning about my support for Paul Ryan and our longtime friend ship....

    Now taking nominations for the name of the Pence/Ryan friend ship.

    S.S. Big Ears?

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      Fred SmithJames Bond's Herpes Meds
      8/03/16 6:47pm

      Young Guns!

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    NooYawkHudson Hongo
    8/03/16 6:28pm

    “has given Pence wide latitude to speak his mind

    He takes off his muzzle and leash and let’s him go out for an hour, sometimes two every day.

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