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    Hollow_LogAlex Pareene
    8/03/16 6:10pm

    some sex toy maker needs to make a Trump rubber fist for those wanting to ease into being fisted. It’d be like ass play training wheels.

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      RandyMagnumHollow_Log
      8/03/16 6:14pm

      “The Apprentice"

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      Sobchak SecurityHollow_Log
      8/03/16 6:15pm

      TAKE THAT SHIT ON SHARK TANK SON!!! CUBAN WILL FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO LICK THE MONEY OFF YOUR BALLS!

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    Tyrant BigglesAlex Pareene
    8/03/16 6:13pm

    It would be more impressive it weren’t printed on a post-it.

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      Sobchak SecurityTyrant Biggles
      8/03/16 6:15pm

      Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear.

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      JuanSobchak Security
      8/03/16 6:20pm
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    under_electricliteAlex Pareene
    8/03/16 6:11pm

    Wasn’t there a writer who made a criticism of Donald Trump’s hands and every year Trump mailed him an outline of his hand traced in gold Sharpie (because it had to be gold) every year?

    I’m surprised they didn’t get the outline from him.

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      Sonic Reducer 151under_electriclite
      8/03/16 6:14pm

      Yup, it was Kurt Anderson at Spy Magazine.

      http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/08/s…

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      The Noble Renardunder_electriclite
      8/03/16 6:17pm

      That’s actually how this entire thing small-hand thing started.

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    PrivateBurkeAlex Pareene
    8/03/16 7:51pm

    Can we please get something other than asinine Trump news? I get it, he’s an idiot, but everyday I come to Gawker less. You’ve made your goddamn quota.

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      DoobyOnePrivateBurke
      8/03/16 8:08pm

      You'll live, you precious snowflake.

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      Josh SalaamPrivateBurke
      8/03/16 8:47pm

      Gawker’s actually been almost restrained compared to MSNBC, CNN, The New York Times, etc. At this point, if you don’t already acknowledge that Donald Trump is a monumentally narcissistic, idiocy-spewing fool, more stories proving him to be that aren’t going to change your mind.

      If you want some even-handed journalism with a liberal lean, try The Intercept.

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    RandyMagnumAlex Pareene
    8/03/16 6:09pm

    Lol he has small hands.

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      PoimanentlyPuckeredRandyMagnum
      8/03/16 6:17pm
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      RandyMagnumPoimanentlyPuckered
      8/03/16 6:20pm

      I choked on sweet tea just now.

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    Cam/ronAlex Pareene
    8/03/16 6:25pm

    I’m telling ya, Spy magazine’s “short-fingered vulgarian” meme is the gift that keeps on giving:

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      keverdeneAlex Pareene
      8/03/16 9:15pm

      So, according to this pic, Trump’s hands are 7 3/8" from the very base of the palm to the tippy top of his middle finger. He stands 6' 2".

      For the record, my husband is 6' 1", and his perfectly normal, arguably kinda-stubby-looking hands measure 8 1/4"—almost an entire inch longer than the Donald’s.

      I’m a 5' 7" woman of normal proportions, and my hands measure 7 1/8". Almost as big as Trump’s.

      Conclusion: DONALD TRUMP IS A LADY-FINGERED PUSSY.

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        Lady Commentariatkeverdene
        8/04/16 8:51am

        Just measured my hands for shits and giggles and as a 5'3" lady—nearly a foot shorter than Trump—my hands are 7 1/4" long. He really DOES have tiny hands!

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      Tom-CruiserAlex Pareene
      8/03/16 6:12pm

      The stalls have this on them:

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        Thunder-LipsTom-Cruiser
        8/03/16 7:14pm

        Jesus fuck this can’t be unseen.

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      dystopikaAlex Pareene
      8/03/16 7:26pm

      I was @ the Times Square Madame Tussaud’s on Sunday and took this picture!

      They have this by the elevators, right before you leave the museum. It really is a tiny handprint. I don’t know where they keep the Trump wax figure but the photo of the figure looks like some demon version.

      Incidentally, they also have Andy Warhol in a corner in the same section:

      He appears to be eternally waiting to leave the museum.

      In the future, everyone will run for president for 15 minutes.

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        Kateliguladystopika
        8/03/16 8:34pm

        Thanks a lot. Now I have to go there.

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      RoseLizenbergAlex Pareene
      8/03/16 6:13pm

      itty bitty, teeny weeny. SAD!

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