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    Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Ashley Feinberg
    8/03/16 1:03pm

    You show ‘em. That’ll learn that water.

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      Fifth-and-a-Half ElementFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/03/16 1:05pm

      And there’s enough water to dilute all that lead. Nothing like a little morning fishing.

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      CatdogWhispererFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/03/16 1:08pm

      “Lefty environmentalists wanna protect drinking water and save trees? I’LL SHOOT THE WATER AND THE TREES WITH BULLETS MADE FROM PURE AMERICAN COAL, THEN FUCK THE BULLET HOLES IN THE TREES UNTIL THE SAP HAS RIPPED THE SKIN FROM MY COCK (which totally feels bigger after shooting this badass gun)!”

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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrAshley Feinberg
    8/03/16 1:05pm

    hell he’s got my vote

    also, in the rich vein of “political ads featuring a dude shooting a gun,” Joe Manchin is still GOAT

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      The Noble Renardfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      8/03/16 1:10pm

      And he’s a Democrat too, sadly.

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      Foxesareleftistsfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      8/03/16 1:10pm

      At least Manchin eventually had the balls to stand up to the NRA and say we need gun control legislation.

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    Richard M TysonAshley Feinberg
    8/03/16 1:09pm

    I’m tying to think what the Democrat equivalent is to this type of ad. The GOP wins locally because they just stick to whatever bullet point they want and never change.

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      Netflix and ShillRichard M Tyson
      8/03/16 1:11pm

      I’m tying to think what the Democrat equivalent is to this type of ad.

      An ad showing the candidate aggressively recycling?

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      Orlandu7Richard M Tyson
      8/03/16 1:12pm

      Brian Schweitzer (former Democratic governor of Montana) had a great ad in this vein where he showed himself publicly vetoing a bunch of bills with a cattle brand made in the shape of the word “VETO”.

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    Sparky PolastryAshley Feinberg
    8/03/16 1:05pm

    What the fuck happened to this country? Holy shit, I’m feeling this way so often, I’m starting to wonder if I’m the outlier and this parade of fail is just the norm now.

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      Darmok eats Challah at 12NagraSparky Polastry
      8/03/16 1:09pm

      Rise of facism = White People want to live in a police state, just as long as Jade Helm is directed the other way.

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      iamnotarepublicanjustbecauseialsocriticizedemocratsSparky Polastry
      8/03/16 1:11pm

      Falling Empire. When politics are a choice between shit and super shit, everything becomes shit.

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    TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Ashley Feinberg
    8/03/16 1:06pm

    He’ll make a great governor and a greaterer president.

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      Raaaaaaaadaniel ChicagoTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      8/03/16 1:11pm

      Between this movie and the Doonesbury cartoons calling Trump’s presidential run......I just, I just.......can’t.

      People can actually see into the future.

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      Quasar FunkTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      8/03/16 1:14pm
      GIF
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    DunlinAshley Feinberg
    8/03/16 1:04pm

    What’s on the other side of that lake, is my question.

    Is he drawing his name in bullets on the side of a corrugated metal barn?

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      ManushkaDunlin
      8/03/16 1:08pm

      you mean what WAS on the other side. cause whatever it is its like Zed, and we all know Zed is dead.

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      Precious RoyDunlin
      8/03/16 1:09pm

      Obviously that gun is for hunting purposes and he is just doing his part to lower the deer population in the woods on the other side.

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    TheLostShameofCharlieSheenAshley Feinberg
    8/03/16 1:10pm

    And Greitens is probably going to win, too. I’m so looking forward to Greitens and the Tea Bagger controlled Mo legislature turning Missouri into Kansas.

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      boaboaboatengtengtengTheLostShameofCharlieSheen
      8/03/16 1:15pm

      Polls right now show Koster with a double-digit lead over Greitens. Rex and the shingles king of Joplin, MO both lost last night (Rex went 0-3 with 3 K’s, which made me quite happy), and if Koster does the smart thing and ties Greitens to Kansas policies/right to work/Trump he’ll take it.

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      godspeed aquaboyTheLostShameofCharlieSheen
      8/03/16 1:22pm

      Hey now! I live in Missouri and it’s already Kansas enough. Three more months of his shitty commercials.

      At least the ‘I’m more conservative and more of an outsider than the other right-wing dipshit’ commercials will be done for a while.

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    IhpsdmAshley Feinberg
    8/03/16 1:04pm

    He lost me at "hello".

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteIhpsdm
      8/03/16 4:16pm
      GIF

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    ManchuCandidateAshley Feinberg
    8/03/16 1:06pm
    GIF

    He’s no Blaine, er, Jesse Ventura.

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      HoldMeCloserTonyDanzigManchuCandidate
      8/03/16 1:08pm

      But how’s he in bed?

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      Cam/ronManchuCandidate
      8/03/16 1:13pm

      One of the best 80's B-movies ever.

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    DolemiteAshley Feinberg
    8/03/16 1:12pm

    I’m trying to envision where we go from here. Previous ads were of candidates at shooting ranges with pistols, then using hunting rifles, then assault rifles, now miniguns. I guess from here it’s a candidate tossing a grenade at Washington then jumping through window, then a candidate flying a harrier jump jet and launching a missile with an Obama lookalike tied to it, as the GOP candidate says “you’re fired”.

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      Citizen-KangDolemite
      8/03/16 1:20pm

      Probably the next great ad will be some guy just whipping his dick out and standing around for 30 seconds while nodding his head and trying super-hard to look magnificent. That’s about as ‘Murican as you get without getting someone pregnant while riding a John Deere lawn mower.

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      2k-jinDolemite
      8/03/16 1:22pm

      Stop giving Drumpf ideas.

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