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    Quasar FunkHudson Hongo
    8/02/16 9:02pm

    WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY THINK THEY WERE GETTING IN TO?!

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      TheBurnersMyDestinationQuasar Funk
      8/02/16 9:05pm

      Honestly, this report sounds better than I would have guessed. But then again, I have no real metric to measure this shit show against.

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      Icecold DavisQuasar Funk
      8/02/16 9:06pm

      He is remarkably consistent, the orange rock in a sea of chaos of his own making.

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    Patrick FrawleyHudson Hongo
    8/02/16 9:08pm

    Right.

    Who’s looking forward to the debates?

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      PuddingandthemissusPatrick Frawley
      8/02/16 9:12pm

      Remember when everyone painted John Kerry as the best debater since Cicero? He did a very, very good job against Dubya, but nothing world changing. That's why I'm nervous to say Hillary will destroy Trump. The first debate is almost all expectations.

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      KaidogPatrick Frawley
      8/02/16 9:34pm

      Trump will weasel out.

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsHudson Hongo
    8/02/16 9:06pm
    GIF

    “When you want to know how things really work, study them when they’re coming apart.”

    ― William Gibson, Zero History

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      Josh Salaam99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      8/02/16 9:15pm

      Exactly:

      http://www.politico.com/story/2008/01/…

      http://www.politico.com/story/2013/08/…

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/peter-dreier/w…

      http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/26/us/…

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/james-rucker/c…

      https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x430s83_…

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesJosh Salaam
      8/02/16 9:43pm

      lol

      Try harder, love.

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    gramercypoliceHudson Hongo
    8/02/16 9:37pm

    He’s crazy. Crazy like a fox. Crazy like a fox that has rabies and a severe personality disorder.

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      jezbannedgramercypolice
      8/02/16 9:41pm

      Clearly playing chess while we’re all playing checkers. Dammit.

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      Jeb! & The Hologramsjezbanned
      8/02/16 9:42pm

      Just when you think you have all the answers, Trump calls you a sad loser.

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    TheBurnersMyDestinationHudson Hongo
    8/02/16 9:02pm

    Trump staff: I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe...

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      Ms. SnarkleupagusTheBurnersMyDestination
      8/02/16 9:04pm

      There are going to be so many tell-alls published after this election.

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      puncha yo bunsMs. Snarkleupagus
      8/02/16 9:05pm

      Trump was actually right when he said people will be writing books about this campaign. They just...are definitely not going to be the kind of books he wants written about him.

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    Jerry-NetherlandHudson Hongo
    8/02/16 9:31pm

    “Staff suicidal.”

    They chose to work for him, so who are we to obstruct their free will now?

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      KaidogJerry-Netherland
      8/02/16 9:33pm

      I simply can’t wait for the inevitable tell-all in Vanity Fair.

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      Jerry-NetherlandKaidog
      8/02/16 9:37pm

      I’ll go a step further: next year, when Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump divorce and he returns to being the die-hard third generation Democrat he was, let’s get a stream of Trump insider diarrhea come out in the NY Observer - like chronic cholera! Schadenfreude from the very innards!

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    OMG!PONIES!Hudson Hongo
    8/02/16 9:08pm

    At this point, the only thing left for the staffers to do is steal the office chairs and any copper in the walls.

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      SktroopOMG!PONIES!
      8/02/16 9:12pm

      It may be the only way they get paid.

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      johnbeaverOMG!PONIES!
      8/02/16 9:14pm

      If I had a campaign credit card, I would use it to renovate my kitchen ASAP. Garland stove, the works.

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    Endless Supply of CynicismHudson Hongo
    8/02/16 9:09pm

    To be fair, Trump has been mailing it in since last October.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Endless Supply of Cynicism
      8/02/16 9:11pm

      I don’t know about that, he’s put on quite the show for the last day or so...

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      jezbannedEndless Supply of Cynicism
      8/02/16 9:14pm

      Define “mailing it in.” I think he’s in peak form.

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHudson Hongo
    8/02/16 9:39pm

    The crazy thing is that this wasn’t the result of some scandal aimed at the Trump campaign. This is all literally because he couldn’t take the success of the Democratic convention. His campaign is falling apart because he’s a petty, jealous man.

    Clintons’ been through Emailgate, BENGHAZI(!!!!) including an hour-long political grilling, told since time immemorial that no one likes her, etc...and Trump fucking falls apart because she had a better campaign than him.

    lol

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      crayoneaterGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      8/02/16 9:47pm

      Better campaign -week- than him. Wait til the polls show him sinking. I can’t wait till he talks about the ((people)) running the media companies.

      Clearly it's all a conspiracy against him, because he's great and can't be beaten by anyone.

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      Social Justice Worriercrayoneater
      8/02/16 10:02pm
      GIF

      He is already complaining that there is something ‘phony’ about the new polls.

      HAHAHAHAHA

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    jezbannedHudson Hongo
    8/02/16 9:08pm

    Unrelated, but I once bought a full grown alligator and it ate my cat.

    I did not see that coming.

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      Bear Brianjezbanned
      8/02/16 10:40pm

      You made me both sad and happy at the same time with that comment.

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      TormentedCommentjezbanned
      8/02/16 10:53pm

      1) This could be the single best comment I’ve read this year.

      2) I think it’s totally relatable and appropriate.

      3) I may be in love with you.

      Oh and +1

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