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    BrianDAshley Feinberg
    8/02/16 6:50pm

    Poor people of Turkey still stuck playing GTA IV while the 1st world is enjoying GTA V.

    I guess i never understood what living in the 3rd world was really like

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      StoneyButternutBrianD
      8/02/16 7:02pm

      Turkey is not a third world country.

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      Akat101StoneyButternut
      8/02/16 7:05pm

      Not yet, anyway.

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    Armageddon T. ThunderbirdAshley Feinberg
    8/02/16 7:01pm

    If you type “google” into Google, Erdoğan fires a schoolteacher out of a cannon.

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      Akat101Armageddon T. Thunderbird
      8/02/16 7:04pm

      I almost choked on an almond. Goddammit.

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      001110000011000000111000Armageddon T. Thunderbird
      8/02/16 7:13pm
      GIF
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    Quasar FunkAshley Feinberg
    8/02/16 7:05pm

    LOCATION OF SECRET TURKEY MILITARY COUP:

    Up

    Up

    Down

    Down

    Left

    Right

    Left

    Right

    B

    A

    Start

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      mymombeatsmeQuasar Funk
      8/02/16 7:31pm

      CONTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

      GIF
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      Brand SilvenQuasar Funk
      8/02/16 9:01pm

      Revolutionary underling: “Sir, we have only recruited three men for our coup!”

      Revolutionary leader: “It is no problem. I know a secret that can give us 10 times that many!”

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    EatTheCheeseNicholsonAshley Feinberg
    8/02/16 6:54pm

    If only the military had driven its tanks into a Pay ‘n’ Spray, they might’ve attracted less attention.

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      Tyrant BigglesEatTheCheeseNicholson
      8/02/16 8:28pm

      First, put them in “H”.

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      MegaMaseTyrant Biggles
      8/03/16 5:46am

      She can go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

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    Jeb! & The HologramsAshley Feinberg
    8/02/16 6:53pm

    “The sheet also includes the phone number 359-555-0100, but it’s uncl—”

    *helicopter materializes out of fucking nowhere*

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      AgentCoopAshley Feinberg
      8/02/16 7:05pm

      This explains why the coup failed. Every time they got things going, they had to put everything on hold to go bowling with fucking Roman.

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        MWarnerMAgentCoop
        8/02/16 7:20pm

        “Dude, I can’t make it to the armory tonight.”

        “What? Why not?”

        “I have to go bowling with my cousin Roman.”

        “You’re kidding, right?”

        “I know, I know. But if I don’t get over to his house in like ten minutes he gets all pissed off and then I can’t get free taxi rides anymore.”

        “WE’RE LITERALLY OVERTHROWING THE PRIME MINISTER! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?"

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      Bolivia Newton JohnAshley Feinberg
      8/02/16 6:52pm

      Where’s the riot mode cheat?

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        Fred Garvin Male ProstituteBolivia Newton John
        8/02/16 8:25pm
        GIF

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        special_k_sideFred Garvin Male Prostitute
        8/02/16 8:29pm

        ^^^^All the stars!^^^^

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      MWarnerMAshley Feinberg
      8/02/16 7:15pm

      Now we know the reason the coup failed. None of the plotters could get a hold of each other because their phones were jammed with calls from Roman saying “NIKO LET’S GO BOWLING"

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        Fred Garvin Male ProstituteAshley Feinberg
        8/02/16 8:29pm
        GIF

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          XrdsAlumAshley Feinberg
          8/02/16 7:07pm

          The damning evidence was the mention of a secret weapon: being forced to put the coup on hold to go to the nudie bar with cousin Roman.

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