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    VanNostrandAshley Feinberg
    8/02/16 1:42pm

    Harambe would probably be a better president than Jill Stein.

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      BurntttVanNostrand
      8/02/16 1:44pm

      Harambe knows all the good vaccination has done.

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      NooYawkVanNostrand
      8/02/16 1:46pm

      Harambe would definitely be a better president than Jill Stein.

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    Low Information BoaterAshley Feinberg
    8/02/16 1:41pm

    By the time this turd gets flushed, he's going to make Newt look like Tip O'Neill.

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteLow Information Boater
      8/02/16 1:46pm
      GIF

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      Low Information BoaterFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      8/02/16 1:51pm

      The last time I was at a zoo I watched in amazement as a lady gorilla puked in her hand then ate the puke, repeatedly, for about 15 minutes. The solemn majesty I witnessed in those moments has stayed with me.

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    Dave Ashley Feinberg
    8/02/16 1:41pm

    Speaker Ryan has a GREAT sense of humor! Just watch him say he cares about poor people and keep a straight face. Classic Ryan Spoof!

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      dfghjkjht23456Dave
      8/02/16 2:04pm

      Ryan is a moron who pretends to be smart. He has a BA from Miami of Ohio and his favorite book as an adult man is required lit for 10th graders (Atlas Shrugged). He’s a idiot with a knack for memorizing talking points.

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      thechurchofbillhicksdfghjkjht23456
      8/02/16 2:12pm

      A book of he claims he missed the atheist themes in, which means his reading comprehension is much lower than the average 10th grader, ironically enough.

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    Masshole JamesAshley Feinberg
    8/02/16 1:40pm

    Those Harambe voters are gonna go for Trump.

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      NooYawkMasshole James
      8/02/16 1:47pm

      Mad got it wrong, Harambe is bringing joy to America. Trump definitely is bumming America out.. at least the non-racist educated part of America. Klan loving poorly educated yahoos are loving it.

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      DrWhoSoccerStarMasshole James
      8/02/16 1:50pm

      Damn those Harambe Bros who are holding out.

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    skycakeAshley Feinberg
    8/02/16 1:38pm

    Why the fuck does he have an apostrophe before the “41" in that birthday Tweet? He wasn’t president in 1941, he was the 41st president. It doesn’t make any sense!

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      Scranton's Banana Problemskycake
      8/02/16 1:43pm

      Because the GOP is “anti-intellectual”* so they have complete idiots at the top of their party.

      *Though they sit on the boards of Ivy Leagues and all clamber to send their kids to them

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      Sparky Polastryskycake
      8/02/16 1:44pm

      Because that’s the way God intended him to type it.

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    Alaska FrambopolousAshley Feinberg
    8/02/16 1:42pm

    As funny as it is to canonize a dead gorilla, Harambe was humanely executed for good reason. That little toddler has his whole life ahead of him and Harambe had lived most of his already. It really came down to simple math.

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      Masshole JamesAlaska Frambopolous
      8/02/16 1:46pm
      GIF
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      Nigel OverstreetAlaska Frambopolous
      8/02/16 1:57pm

      Oh My God! Harambe is dead?

      I didn’t even know he was sick.

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    ReallyBoredAtWorkAshley Feinberg
    8/02/16 1:45pm

    It’s weird to see Dan Katz get big when Barstool has become even more of a flaming dumpster fire than Deadspin has.

    Barstool has turned into Bieber 24/7 and Deadspin has turned into basically Drew (who remains awesome) and Hannah Keyser writing stuff that is either trolling or accidentally posted to the wrong blog, since she is so weirdly out of touch with her intended audience.

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      Old GreggReallyBoredAtWork
      8/02/16 2:19pm

      I listen to every episode Pardon My Take, but I’ve only visited Barstool like once, and it was garbage.

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      boaboaboatengtengtengReallyBoredAtWork
      8/02/16 2:24pm

      I’ll still give it credit, the “daily smokeshows”, obsession with Tom Brady and commenters that bitch about how it’s becoming “Libstool” are better than 162 Games of Cardinals and the incessant food posts.

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    Promnight Dumpster Baby FireAshley Feinberg
    8/02/16 1:39pm

    Paul Ryan is also a smirking goon.

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      DangleSnizCelliAshley Feinberg
      8/02/16 1:43pm

      Big Cat out here doing God’s work keeping the memory of Harambe alive

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        Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Ashley Feinberg
        8/02/16 1:45pm

        Americans clearly prefer orangutans by a large margin. Sad!

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