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    DoobyOneBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 12:24pm

    Clinton’s strategy: wait for Trump to say something bonkers, throw up your hands as if to say, “the fuck is up with this guy?” Them let the media do all the heavy lifting. He's the greatest candidate for the Democrats in modern history. He's actuall worse than Palin.

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      The_Snark_KnightDoobyOne
      8/02/16 12:28pm

      All the crazy and stupid with a higher dose of venal meanness. Add to this the fact that is a rich man who came from money and Hollywood casting couldn’t have produced a more perfect villain. Clinton could easily take a month off and still win 300 electoral votes.

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      MgDoobyOne
      8/02/16 12:28pm

      And that’s why this has been planned and plotted since Hillary didn’t get the nom in 08. Donald Trump double agent for hire ;)

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    Brendan O'ConnorBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 12:31pm

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      NefertittiesBrendan O'Connor
      8/02/16 12:35pm

      Where have I seen this before...oh:

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      RogerMurdockBrendan O'Connor
      8/02/16 12:38pm

      The delivery of the “I was only kidding” line was actually pretty good.

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    Quasar FunkBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 12:23pm

    I’ll bet that monster even uses a knife and fork to eat them.

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      Tomás de ServoQuasar Funk
      8/02/16 12:26pm

      Nope. Fork and Floss.

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      Promnight Dumpster Baby FireQuasar Funk
      8/02/16 12:29pm

      Christie, on the other hand, is a baby-eating pro, he just tosses them back whole

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    e.nonBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 12:41pm

    and meanwhile, in past campaigns mothers handed over their crying children to the baby whisperer who immediately calmed them:

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      Poodletimee.non
      8/02/16 12:55pm

      I will watch that video over and over.... I’m wondering if Hillary can get permission to use it in her campaign.

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      WildNightsWildNightse.non
      8/02/16 1:23pm

      Damn, I’m gonna miss the Obamas.

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    Low Information BoaterBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 12:23pm

    He only keeps them around to make his hands look big and his hair full.

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      BobbySeriousLow Information Boater
      8/02/16 12:30pm

      LMAO, COTD

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    gramercypoliceBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 12:34pm

    That theory that he’s a Clinton plant, intended to destroy the Republican Party from the inside, seems more plausible every day.

    In case you didn’t already want to vote against him just because his sons are like the Uday, Qusay, and Cousin Oliver of American politics, you may want to do it because he hates babies.

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      Muscatogramercypolice
      8/02/16 1:00pm

      ...his sons are like the Uday, Qusay, and Cousin Oliver of American politics...

      I think that makes his daughters the Goneril and Jan thereof.

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      MindGrapesgramercypolice
      8/02/16 4:05pm

      He’s not smart enough to do all of this on purpose...not by a long shot. As a sociopath/narcissist/megalomaniac/whatever-the-hell-he-is with skin as thin and delicate as gossamer, he simply cannot control his natural inclination to viciously and vociferously attack anyone and everyone he thinks has done him even the slightest wrong. It is literally that simple.

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    MBCockBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 12:22pm

    FUTURE WIVES

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      ManchuCandidateMBCock
      8/02/16 12:31pm

      I thought that was Ivanka’s job.

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      ad infinitumMBCock
      8/02/16 1:27pm

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    civicholidayBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 12:30pm

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      Gamblor JDcivicholiday
      8/02/16 12:47pm

      I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I’m speaking

      Trump thought balloon:

      “Jesus, my supporters are stupid”

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      Poodletimecivicholiday
      8/02/16 1:00pm

      Whom else will he be banning from his rallies next? People whose hair he dislikes?

      Ya know, of all the creepy things Trump has done and said so far, this is one of the creepiest. I can’t exactly put my finger on why, but it’s creeping me out big time....

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    Pink SkullBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 12:24pm

    That baby raises a few good points.

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      Edfonzo AlgardoPink Skull
      8/02/16 12:40pm

      Aaaannndddd .... CNN just hired that baby.

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      BosoxBobEdfonzo Algardo
      8/02/16 1:45pm

      A better hire than Lewandowski.

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    WhatthefoxsaysBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 12:25pm

    if he wins in November, this is what I’ll be dreaming of that night: him saying that he was only kidding- he didn’t really want to be president.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Whatthefoxsays
      8/02/16 12:28pm

      That’s why he offered John Kasich- and presumably Mike Pence- to be in charge of ‘foreign and domestic policy.’ That’s all there is.

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      The_Snark_KnightFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/02/16 12:30pm

      In your mind, “that’s all there is.” Trump thinks bigger. The man is playing 5D Chutes and Latters.

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