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    Prada LovelaceHamilton Nolan
    8/02/16 12:47pm

    I’m a woman who is old enough to barely qualify as a millennial and I’m hooking up this weekend with a guy who only recently gained legal entrance to bars.

    What can I expect? What do real millennials do in the sack these days?

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      BobbySeriousPrada Lovelace
      8/02/16 12:49pm

      Check facebook

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      UpstatefanPrada Lovelace
      8/02/16 12:49pm

      I think there’s an FAQ somewhere, but I forgot the URL.

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    BobbySeriousHamilton Nolan
    8/02/16 12:43pm

    Porn and the internet have done their damage on human interactions. Next phase sex robots as real as humans.

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      Citizen-KangBobbySerious
      8/02/16 12:46pm

      Can’t wait until I see the commercial for those on TV. I can see them adding new features every year to upsell you into the next model. SexBot 2027; now with ANAL!!!

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      BobbySeriousCitizen-Kang
      8/02/16 12:51pm

      Indeed. The future is either going to be euphoria or hell, no in between. I go back and forth on which it will be depending on my mood that day.

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    gilbertkittensHamilton Nolan
    8/02/16 12:43pm

    If you are not going to have sex with your hot, young bodies please give them to Peter Theil so at least someone can get some use out of them.

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      Masshole Jamesgilbertkittens
      8/02/16 12:46pm

      Peter Thiel can purchase all the young, built gay pornstars he wants. He doesn’t need our bodies.

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      Tiger Champ Sport KidMasshole James
      8/02/16 12:47pm

      He needs your fluids, not your flesh.

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    Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!Hamilton Nolan
    8/02/16 12:48pm

    You know who wants to fuck Millenials? This guy. One Millenial in particular.

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      Promnight Dumpster Baby FireGroup B-raaaaaaaaaap!
      8/02/16 12:52pm

      I swear she is actually fending his tiny hands off to keep him from grabbing her breasts!

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      Pie SnatcherGroup B-raaaaaaaaaap!
      8/02/16 12:58pm

      To be fair, he’s trying to fuck everything.

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    Kenhe LoginHamilton Nolan
    8/02/16 1:22pm

    Every generation feels like they invented sex, but the reality is that their grandparents were doing it, some with more frequency, some with less, some with more variety, some with less.

    Somethings about sex are easier today, somethings are harder. It changes and it doesn’t.

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      MajorBurnKenhe Login
      8/02/16 1:39pm

      People used to have 12-16 kids, pretty sure the ‘rents and Grand’rents were DTF, especially before netflix.

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      Kenhe LoginMajorBurn
      8/02/16 1:41pm

      Especially when so many people lived on farms. 4-5 years and then boom, free labor. You wanted to have kids so they could take care of you in your old age assuming you didn’t die of typhus or cholera.

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    Kevin DraperHamilton Nolan
    8/02/16 12:47pm

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      Emerald D.V.Kevin Draper
      8/02/16 12:49pm

      Peak Jeet Heer.

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      KeisertrollEmerald D.V.
      8/02/16 1:36pm

      1. Dear Penthouse. You won’t believe what happened to me...

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    HoldMeCloserTonyDanzigHamilton Nolan
    8/02/16 12:46pm

    Man, I misread this as ‘Millennials and Sax’ and I thought I was gonna have a chance to show off my vintage Huey Lewis and the News cassettes.

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsHoldMeCloserTonyDanzig
      8/02/16 2:25pm

      For those of us in Generation X, the sax and sex melded together as a singular sensual organism in this one unforgettable cinematic moment.

      GIF
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      HoldMeCloserTonyDanzig99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      8/02/16 2:49pm

      How did I forget Seeerrrrrgiooooo...

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    Skipping along to our shared destructionHamilton Nolan
    8/02/16 1:05pm

    What millennials do with other consenting millennials is certainly none of Gen X’s business.

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      AskYourMotherSkipping along to our shared destruction
      8/02/16 1:59pm

      As long as you save some time and energy to bitch and moan about the Boomers we’ll know you’re okay.

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      Skipping along to our shared destructionAskYourMother
      8/02/16 2:24pm

      Naw, boomers having sex creeps me right the fuck out. Just ewwww. Probably because I think of my parents having sex and that grosses everyone out.

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    Low Information BoaterHamilton Nolan
    8/02/16 12:45pm

    Anything that keeps them from writing blogs or recording confusing music is a good thing.

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      GlitterbombFartsLow Information Boater
      8/02/16 1:27pm

      You say that as if Millennials don’t rush to blog the juicy ‘deets’ after the...eherm...’course’ has run.

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      MajorBurnGlitterbombFarts
      8/02/16 1:37pm

      No, sadly there is an instagram thing (I assume now snapchat too) of immediately post coital photos of couples.

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererHamilton Nolan
    8/02/16 12:48pm

    I’m fucking millennials on a regular basis.

    Yay me!

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      Emerald D.V.Cylontater: Genital Whisperer
      8/02/16 12:52pm

      Sallie Mae? Is that you?

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererEmerald D.V.
      8/02/16 12:53pm

      No, when I fuck people they enjoy it.

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