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    HoldenCashBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 10:10am

    Fuck 538's ‘predictions’...

    It’s not a prediction if you change it every day based on new polls.

    Last week that dumb bar graph said Trump would win.

    I’m not impressed with their ability to average and weight *other people’s polls* in a spreadsheet

    I want to see actual *predictions* that don’t change over time, actual ‘calls’ of states and who will win and by how much.

    One prediction.

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      LGZombieHoldenCash
      8/02/16 10:12am

      Predictions are based on evidence, and evidence changes. A non-changing prediction has another name: a guess.

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      JSWilson64_gHoldenCash
      8/02/16 10:13am

      That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

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    AnastraceBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:58am

    Agh, damn you! Now I’m thinking of Hillary and Trump in a 69.

    Where is the damn brain bleach!?

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      TheBoysBadNewsAnastrace
      8/02/16 10:05am

      Why did you have to type that. It was such a nice morning until I read this and now I want to crawl under a rock and die.

      You are not a nice person. :(

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      Promnight Dumpster Baby FireAnastrace
      8/02/16 10:07am

      the thought of Hillary engaged in any form of sex, with any person, gender, or living being of any kind, is very disturbing on its own.

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    a seahorseBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 10:04am

    69 is a number. Choke on it.

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      Letsgobowlinga seahorse
      8/02/16 10:07am

      Journalism is evil. Sue it.

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      a seahorseLetsgobowling
      8/02/16 10:16am

      Hogan is broke. Exploit it.

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    TimF101Brendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:53am

    THEY DIDN’T EVEN ASK ABOUT JILL STEIN

    Sorry caps lock got stuck again for some reason.

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      ChozoRuinsTimF101
      8/02/16 9:55am

      Oh don’t worry, her support is fully recognized on the poll.

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      CaveyTimF101
      8/02/16 9:56am

      WHY WONT YOU TALK ABOUT THE JOHNSON PLATFORM?

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    Promnight Dumpster Baby FireBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 10:05am

    Yeah but 90 days is a long time for Hillary to go without doing something fucking stupid. I am not calmed by this at all.

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      DisinterestedPasserbyPromnight Dumpster Baby Fire
      8/02/16 10:12am

      Trump will literally do hundreds of stupid things in the same time period.

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      e.nonDisinterestedPasserby
      8/02/16 10:16am

      and that’s the ‘secret’ to trump’s chaos campaign...

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    det-devil-ailsBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 10:25am

    31%... He’s entering into Dukakis Territory.

    He could be have a full “Code: Mondale*” by November.

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    GIF
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      helgaperezdet-devil-ails
      8/02/16 10:52am

      31% is his chance of winning, not the percentage of people who would vote for him. The percentage of people who would vote for him is over 40%. Almost half of America.

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      Denver is too damn highhelgaperez
      8/02/16 10:56am

      I would guess that about half of that 40% are voting against Clinton more than for Trump. -Which is equally stupid but..

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    det-devil-ailsBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 11:36am

    Gender-swapped Ghostbusters, Splash, and Clintons. Donald Trump is front-page news. We’re at war with Iraq. Donna Rice just showed up again. MTV has been reborn. We’re riding an unprecedented economic bubble (again) toward its inevitably popping. Newt Gingrich is getting quoted in the New York Times.

    [looks around nervously][in hushed tones] Um... do you think that when those CERN guys turned on the Large Hadron Collider they might’ve torn a hole in something important and created an alternate reality? Is this all just a really fucked up “do over?”

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      SolamenteDave (all is PIPE!)det-devil-ails
      8/02/16 11:43am

      Pokemon is all the rage. Blink 182's new album is #1 on the charts. By god, I think you’re on to something.

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      det-devil-ailsSolamenteDave (all is PIPE!)
      8/02/16 11:51am
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    ChozoRuinsBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:47am
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      8/02/16 9:49am
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    Quasar FunkBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:52am

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      e.nonBrendan O'Connor
      8/02/16 10:14am

      i hope that son of a bitch trump gets crushed by clinton ...

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        wpwe.non
        8/02/16 10:29am

        I hope he gets crushed by a steamroller.

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        e.nonwpw
        8/02/16 10:44am

        i had initially included a comment about nyc street sweepers....

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