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    Quasar FunkBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:46am

    I’m not saying Donald Trump fucks and procreates with Gary Busey, I’m just asking questions. People are curious.

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      Ed SpockQuasar Funk
      8/02/16 9:48am

      Beat you to it by 2 mins......

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      Quasar FunkEd Spock
      8/02/16 9:50am

      Seriously, Eric Trump and Jake Busey could be twins. I’m not saying they’re twins, people are writing this. People want to know. What are they hiding?

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    FelixElixBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:48am

    “Charlie, are we still talking about the Khans? My dad has already committed so many gaffes since then. He has personally insulted 2 fire marshals for doing their jobs, he has begun questioning the voting process, a fundamental cornerstone of our democracy, heck, he even called Hillary the Devil. Let’s stop living in the past, ok?”

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      IronyIsKingFelixElix
      8/02/16 10:03am

      Naa... your timeline is wrong. After the firemarshall attacks and the “Hillary is the Devil” statement, the bastard went back on TV at around 6PM and suggested that Mr Khan didn’t like him because he liked terrorists.

      http://ijr.com/2016/08/663690…

      Somebody needs to make a bullshit scorecard so we can all keep up.

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      DisinterestedPasserbyFelixElix
      8/02/16 10:18am

      You have to admit, his “pile crazy on top of crazy” strategy keeps the press from being keeping him accountable for any one thing, It’s like trying to hit a constantly moving target. (Notice nobody’s talking about the tax returns now.)

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    jlpubarchBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:44am

    “Apologizing” via proxy but not really apologizing and then immediately saying “but...” afterward is not apologizing.

    This election season is like a window into the psyche of a sociopathic narcissist. I hope behavioral psychologists are paying attention because this level of observation under these circumstances may not be available again for awhile.

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      Canofminusjlpubarch
      8/02/16 9:51am
      This election season is like a window into the psyche of a sociopathic narcissist.

      This! And I don’t know what’s more cringe worthy at this point, seeing a giant Man-baby lose his shit over a tweet regularly and get cheered while doing so -OR- the army of ‘I find him disgusting, but I’m voting him’ republican leaders.

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      DubayaTeeEffjlpubarch
      8/02/16 9:52am

      It’ll be available. We have the internet, good chum! What better way to see self-obsession than to watch people talk past each other and self-promote the most inane details of their lives on instagram and facebook? This campaign is a feature of the internet age.

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    AnnieW50Brendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:49am

    Like others have pointed out, just imagine HRC telling the mother of the Benghazi attack that was at the RNC to stop attacking her, and tweeting out articles linking the mother to terrorists, etc. I can’t really picture it because it’s too incredibly stupid.

    This is batshit insane of the Trumps. Khan would have trended for one day on FB and Twitter and then it would have been over.

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      TheBoysBadNewsAnnieW50
      8/02/16 9:56am

      Yeah these morons would fuck up a two car funeral if you spotted them the hearse. All he had to do was say nothing and it goes away, but no one - NO ONE! - says anything bad about He, Trump without a response.

      Maybe the “Democratic plant” theory is true about the vulgar talking yam, he’s such a petulant child that he’s making me appreciate Hillary quite a bit more, I was kinda lukewarm on her when this thing started and I still have concerns, but at least she comports herself like an adult and not a spoiled five year old.

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      CharitybAnnieW50
      8/02/16 10:03am

      Right?? Every politician, no matter how dumb, knows how to handle this. You never saw GWB attacking Cindy Sheehan or Clinton going after the mother of Benghazi victims, and they've said a lot worse things than Khan. There are plenty of people who insist that Clinton let those people die on purpose and she just lets that go unquestioned because she knows better than to engage.

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    Ed SpockBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:47am

    Trump showed his forgiving side by allowing Khan and his wife to relocate to Ceti Alpha V and start a new life there.

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      GreatKingRatEd Spock
      8/02/16 9:53am

      Trump can’t leave this issue alone. He’ll chase it round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition’s Flame before he gives it up.

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      Ed SpockGreatKingRat
      8/02/16 9:56am

      I agree Trump is becoming too reliant on it. He really needs to give up on this useless enterprise.

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    Bear BrianBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:53am

    In a family of punchable faces, THIS is the MOST punchable face. No contest.

    Line forms behind me.

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      PoodletimeBear Brian
      8/02/16 10:39am

      Can I bring my large, half-frozen tuna for the whapping part?

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      iCowboyPoodletime
      8/02/16 10:44am

      Of course, but don’t forget to bring your own pith helmet.

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    Promnight Dumpster Baby FireBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:44am

    This buck-toothed pasty smirking goon makes Romney's death-glare son look human. But look how tall he is. Why I bet that if he were Trump's daughter Trump would want to do him.

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      nappingatdeskPromnight Dumpster Baby Fire
      8/02/16 9:53am

      Worse than Trump being president; He’s mated and created more Trumps who may one day, also try to run for President...... ok, no more internet for me today, going to hold my head under water until the bad thoughts go away.

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      Promnight Dumpster Baby Firenappingatdesk
      8/02/16 9:57am

      Just try not to think about an army of short-fingered vulgarian goons (great punk band name, The Short-Fingered Vulgarians), made immortal through Thiel's vampire research, stalking through the world seeking young blood so they can live forever. That would be a very disturbing thought.

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    The noble houseBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:49am

    How can you be that rich and vain and have that many white heads? Dont get distracted, thats the real issue here.

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      Shifty McShiftersonThe noble house
      8/02/16 9:54am

      Am now going to skip breakfast. *urp*

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      The noble houseShifty McShifterson
      8/02/16 10:24am

      Ha, sound like me after i saw cruz spit and swallow a tonsil stone. I almost had to pull over and barf like 3 hours after seeing it.

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    KulturVulturBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:49am

    I normally do not like attacking people for their looks, but in this case the term “butt ugly” seems applicable.

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      Promnight Dumpster Baby FireKulturVultur
      8/02/16 10:03am

      He's working on that comb-over look that dad sports, even though he still has hair. He is either planning for the future folicular recession, or else his father makes him do a comb-over even though he doesn't need it, in order to give Him Trump's combover more credibility or something.

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      godspeed aquaboyKulturVultur
      8/02/16 10:23am

      Backpfeifengesicht x 1000

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    KyuzoBrendan O'Connor
    8/02/16 9:49am
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      Skipping along to our shared destructionKyuzo
      8/02/16 12:34pm

      Did you get dubs? What? I don’t get it.

      Also, did any one else have their ATM give them a weird message this morning? I don’t want to get too specific, but I think it wants a pet kitten or something. Anywho.

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