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Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Hudson Hongo
8/01/16 8:47pm
He’s not a man. He’s a pig.

It’s that simple. He’s a pig.

Donald Trump is a pig.

We can’t elect a pig for president.

It’s not legal.

His wedding should probably be nullified.

You can’t marry pigs. Send her back to Slovenia.
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  Turdington JonesFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
  8/01/16 8:49pm
  I don’t know, if the pig is a natural born citizen and is over the age of 35...because those are pretty much the only requirements to be a President. It says nothing about not being a pig.
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  Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Turdington Jones
  8/01/16 8:50pm
  I’m pretty sure the word man is used more than once... Now granted we’ve since decided man also means woman, but I am almost sure that law doesn’t extend to pigs, or Denny’s would be out of business.
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puncha yo bunsHudson Hongo
8/01/16 8:48pm
HE JUST CAN’T STOP. HE PHYSICALLY CAN’T DO IT.

It truly should be such a massive red flag that he literally cannot bring himself to stop lying, to stop being a dick, to leave a situation alone. Never mind that he insinuated that Ghazala was not allowed to speak in public (“I don’t know. You tell me.”). Never mind that of the missteps Clinton has made in this election, none of which have been at the level of hundreds of Trump blunders, she has quickly apologized and/or handled it very graciously (apart from protesters maybe, whom everyone struggles with), and if she did this, she would be crucified.

Anyone voting for this asshole deserves nothing but the worst. I really would rather you vote for absolutely no one if you can’t vote for anyone else.
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  ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Bokepuncha yo buns
  8/01/16 8:53pm
  He’s like a slipped out asshole: letting it all hang out.
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  Scoronatapuncha yo buns
  8/01/16 8:56pm
  Republicans using rallying cry “Lock her up.”
  
  Real Americans should respond with the cry, “fuck him up.”
  
  Boycott everything he sells, endorses, produces or rents. His voters can’t save him economically, they’re almost all poor.
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gramercypoliceHudson Hongo
8/01/16 9:10pm
Well, it’s safe to say a lot of candidates would regret whatever did this to their poll numbers over the course of three days.... {via 538]

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  meeting people is easygramercypolice
  8/01/16 9:13pm
  Did you hear him? In his mind, he’s still ahead.
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  gramercypolicemeeting people is easy
  8/01/16 9:15pm
  He's a head, not ahead. Big diff.
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Quasar FunkHudson Hongo
8/01/16 8:51pm
These are some pretty shitty terrorists. Thousands and thousands of them coming in and no attacks. What are they doing to attack us? Are they the assholes who pass me, get in front of me, then slow down? If so, build some fucking walls.
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  Quint the GreyerQuasar Funk
  8/01/16 8:59pm
  Allah also says not to use turn signals.
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  Edfonzo AlgardoQuasar Funk
  8/01/16 9:05pm
  No, sorry, that was me. I like to look in my rearview mirror and see the steam coming out of the other driver’s ears. It sustains me.
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Cam/ronHudson Hongo
8/01/16 8:54pm
From the VFW’s response to Trump: “There are certain sacrosanct subjects that no amount of wordsmithing can repair once crossed.”

http://www.vfw.org/News-and-Event…
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  BeABigRedOneCam/ron
  8/01/16 9:03pm
  This thing has some legs, and the VFW is squarely in the middle of the Trump demographic. He may have finally gone too far.
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  ManushkaCam/ron
  8/01/16 9:12pm
  This; “There are certain sacrosanct subjects that no amount of wordsmithing can repair once crossed,” he said. “Giving one’s life to nation is the greatest sacrifice, followed closely by all Gold Star families, who have a right to make their voices heard.”
  
  Thank you. Damn Straight!
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╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeHudson Hongo
8/01/16 8:50pm
Fuck Trump and fuck his Trump Wall.

What we need is a huge sieve, to mete out the good folks from the bad folks.
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  Skymeat╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
  8/01/16 8:54pm
  That’s where chicken nuggets come from.
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  Letsgobowling╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
  8/01/16 8:55pm
  Funny you should say that, because I just tried to follow Trump’s argument in that second paragraph and I think I strained something.
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OMG!PONIES!Hudson Hongo
8/01/16 9:03pm
It’s okay. Because as it turns out, Brett Lacey, the fire marshal Trump insulted was awarded the Civilian of the Year award by his city last year for his role helping those wounded in the Planned Parenthood mass shooting.

Grieving family members of fallen soldiers and first responders who rescue people from mass shootings are targets of Trump’s unquenchable ire.

Tomorrow, I expect Trump to insult widows, orphans, and cancer patients and then follow it up by punching a blind kitten.
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  Edfonzo AlgardoOMG!PONIES!
  8/01/16 9:10pm
  He’s going to bring an 8-year-old cancer patient up on stage, shank the kid in full view of the cameras and audience, then use the blood to paint a goat’s head on stage while chanting an arcane ritual. When Lucifer himself appears, Trump will point at the abomination and say, “See! I told you Hillary was in league with the Devil!” Then his polling numbers among evangelicals will get a 16-point bump.
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  TheBurnersMyDestinationOMG!PONIES!
  8/01/16 9:12pm
  I know his ‘strategy’ is just to get the last word in at all cost, but you got to wonder who he thinks he is appealing to. Firefighters are some of the most trusted people in America. Soldiers have a great deal of respect here. What is he gaining by insulting these people?
  
  I know I am trying to apply logic to a truly illogical campaign done purely to stroke his ego, but it is still baffling.
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CharitybHudson Hongo
8/01/16 8:55pm
A lot of people have been asking questions about the Khans. Saying they might have something to do with the Muslim Brotherhood. Is that true? You tell me. But a lot of people, smart people, have been asking questions about that. They are Muslims though, and that's great. That's fantastic. But it makes you wonder.
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  TakahashiCharityb
  8/01/16 8:57pm
  Karl Rove should trademark this strategy. Remember this one?
  
  “I’m not saying Hillary Clinton has a neurological problem. I’m saying people who wear the glasses that she does have neurological problems. Big difference!”
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  YouAreNotThatSmartCharityb
  8/01/16 9:23pm
  I heard that Donald Trump fucks sheep. Is that true? I have sources. The best sources. They say Donald Trump fucks sheep.
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the johnHudson Hongo
8/01/16 9:01pm
Yes, the man who lost his son fighting terrorist (or at least terror-adjacent) forces is upset, presumably because he wants more terrorists.

What a fucking nitwit assclown.
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  mountain_runnerthe john
  8/01/16 9:15pm
  My thoughts exactly!
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  YouAreNotThatSmartthe john
  8/01/16 9:24pm
  See. your mistake was in trying to find logic in trumps statement.
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AndrosZHudson Hongo
8/01/16 8:54pm
It’s like a dog who can’t stop eating its own shit.

It vomits and then eats that too.

Then it vomits again.
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  Quasar FunkAndrosZ
  8/01/16 9:06pm
  Does it eat that vomit? I don't like cliffhangers.
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  Eustache DaugerQuasar Funk
  8/01/16 9:10pm
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