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    puncha yo bunsJ.K. Trotter
    8/01/16 2:05pm

    the ideology of the inevitability of the death of every individual

    I didn’t know life and death were ideologies.

    Why the fuck do people want to extend lifespans so badly anyway? It’s happening naturally through advances in medicine and technology, and the Earth is already overpopulated as it is. I don’t really want to live to 100 (Spoiler alert: I don’t think I will).

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Bokepuncha yo buns
      8/01/16 2:10pm

      The dick wants what the dick wants.

      No womenfolk would want to live forever.

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      CatdogWhispererpuncha yo buns
      8/01/16 2:12pm

      I want to live forever and I’m perenially depressed. It just seems better than being dead. No more orgasms, booze, fart jokes, etc. But Thiel is a fool, everyone knows the key to a long life and increased vitality is chugging gallon after gallon of horse semen. Thoroughbred only. Someone phone him immediately and inform him of this.

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    cepalgJ.K. Trotter
    8/01/16 2:02pm

    What’s the old quote about how capital is dead labor which lives, vampire-like, only through draining vitality from the living?

    Nice to have the metaphor made real.

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      BCDFGcepalg
      8/01/16 2:05pm
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      thegirlisnoonecepalg
      8/01/16 2:07pm

      He’s fun, isn’t he? Never has a tortured soul been made more manifest than in Mr. Thiel. Mr. Thiel, really? Still? Come on, Bro.

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    김치전!J.K. Trotter
    8/01/16 2:08pm

    Is outing someone as a vampire more or less ethical than outing them as gay?

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      Mr.Peepers김치전!
      8/01/16 2:09pm

      Yes

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      TeamHulk김치전!
      8/01/16 2:13pm

      OH for fucks sake is gawker media still on this get theil jihad?

      Heres some news and information that you didn’t see posted on gawker. Last week the judge in the hogan lawsuit ruled Denton had lied to the court about his net worth and assets and ruled hogan can immediately start SEIZING DENTONS ASSETS.

      IMMEDIATELY.

      Didn’t see that posted anywhere...wonder why. All of GMs blogger employees may be working for hogan by the end of the week.

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    The Noble RenardJ.K. Trotter
    8/01/16 2:03pm

    Let’s face it, Peter Thiel is the essentially the CEO of Protogen.

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      Dave The Noble Renard
      8/01/16 2:10pm

      Our nation is crying out for a Chrisjen Avasarala!

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      MBCockThe Noble Renard
      8/01/16 2:12pm

      THIS STORY REALLY NEEDS THE “BLOOD OF VIRGINS” TO MAKE THE JOKE WORK.

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    Dave J.K. Trotter
    8/01/16 2:09pm

    He’s veered off into every bad sci-fi plot ever written. I supposed it would be uncharitable to wish him a nasty blood borne disease from the transfusions?

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      Skipping along to our shared destructionDave
      8/01/16 2:42pm

      Broaden your scope of calculating value and you’ll easily be able to convince yourself it would be a boon to the world.

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      PoodletimeSkipping along to our shared destruction
      8/01/16 7:30pm

      Yes! Considering how much $$ he has and how unwilling he is to shuffle off this mortal coil, we could end with care pretty darn fast for one of those nasty blood-borne diseases. Chikugunya, anyone?

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    Hollow_LogJ.K. Trotter
    8/01/16 2:09pm

    “I’m ok with the Harvest” - Young, Neil

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      Sobchak SecurityHollow_Log
      8/01/16 2:14pm

      God, when will that old lady just shut the fuck up?

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      Indiana Jones, PhDSobchak Security
      8/01/16 3:21pm

      Calm down, Walter.

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    ReburnsABurningReturnsJ.K. Trotter
    8/01/16 2:10pm

    This sounds like a good premise for a sequel to the chronically underappreciated In Time.

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      PoodletimeReburnsABurningReturns
      8/01/16 7:46pm

      I loved that movie! I’m so glad to find another fan! It was blistering and insane, plus Justin Timberlake, Olivia Wilde, and Matt Bomer. Yow!

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      ReburnsABurningReturnsPoodletime
      8/01/16 7:55pm

      I liked the premise, and the beginning was much, much stronger than the ending. Before watching it, and in the beginning it had a very Asimov/Orwell feel to it.

      Then it sort of went a bit too teenage action drama-ey towards the end. It definitely helped that the premise made it easy for them to make the whole thing a parade of beautiful people.

      Cillian Murphey as the cynical, grizzled old cop? Oh and Wilde was Justin Timberlake’s MOM? So confusing/awesome.

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    Jon AdkinsJ.K. Trotter
    8/01/16 2:24pm

    Peter Thiel circa 2050

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      IAmNotADamnWriterJon Adkins
      8/02/16 9:58am

      Peter Thiel cruising for young blood circa 2150

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    ArdenJ.K. Trotter
    8/01/16 2:11pm

    Dear Santa,

    All I want for Christmas is a total trouncing of Trump and a Gawker appellate victory so this fuckboy can go wallow in his young Virgin boy-blood in sorrow.

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      Rio!Arden
      8/01/16 2:16pm

      I got bad news for you.

      Santa hates you.

      http://fortune.com/2016/08/01/gaw…

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeRio!
      8/01/16 2:23pm

      “On this bitter day for me, I am consoled by the fact that my colleagues will soon be freed from this tech billionaire’ s vendetta.”

      Seems like good tidings to his work friends.

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    HarrynWhitey4everJ.K. Trotter
    8/01/16 2:13pm

    There is gonna be a world of shit when that guy finishes building his Death Lazer. We should start casing his fortified island hideout for weakness now.

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      skefflesHarrynWhitey4ever
      8/01/16 2:28pm

      Hey, death and taxes. Being a billionaire lets him skip out on most of the latter I guess it was about time he started working on his horcruxes. Hey, you don’t think old Hogie..?

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      PoodletimeHarrynWhitey4ever
      8/01/16 7:41pm

      Has anyone checked for a volcano lair in Pacifica? It’s close to his offices, and there’s volcanic activity right nearby. It could also explain why there hasn’t been a really big earthquake in the Valley for a while....

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