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    Sparky PolastryHamilton Nolan
    7/29/16 2:13pm

    You know who DOES pull votes?

    Scott Baio.

    Amirite? Who’s with me??!!

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      puncha yo bunsSparky Polastry
      7/29/16 2:14pm

      No, you know who really pulls votes?? Antonio Sabato Jr.!!

      And Fran Tarkenton. Who even cares about the security fraud?!

      *High five*

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      AlmostThere2puncha yo buns
      7/29/16 2:19pm

      Fran Tarkenton, That’s incredible.

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    SpringSprungHamilton Nolan
    7/29/16 2:09pm

    Beyonce is for inaugurations friend.

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      handmadeproteinshakeSpringSprung
      7/29/16 2:11pm

      Oh snap!

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      festivusaziliSpringSprung
      7/29/16 2:24pm

      “Bey, can you perform at the convention?”

      “I only sing for Presidents, doll. Call me in January.”

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    Richard PunchHamilton Nolan
    7/29/16 2:17pm

    Hamilton’s title should be “Just Asking Questions.”

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      CeraunographRichard Punch
      7/29/16 2:28pm

      Oh my god. He’s positioning himself to be the liberal Glenn Beck, isn’t he?

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      Aiwaz418Ceraunograph
      7/29/16 2:33pm

      Liberal?

      He’s going to grow into full, bitter old man conservatism any day now.

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    Kavi ReddyHamilton Nolan
    7/31/16 9:13pm

    Because if Beyonce performed, Republicans would start up with their formation, black panthers, anti-police b.s. And now we can’t have nice things and got stuck with Katy Perry and Alicia Keys.

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      puncha yo bunsHamilton Nolan
      7/29/16 2:11pm

      I imagine being on tour is tiring.

      Besides, Beyonce only does inaugurations. Demi and Katy had this one covered.

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        JoshDigipuncha yo buns
        7/29/16 4:44pm

        It takes a lot of energy for Beyoncé to lip sync at the inauguration like she did in 2008.

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        puncha yo bunsJoshDigi
        7/29/16 4:48pm

        It takes? It hasn’t happened yet.

        And no, probably didn’t take her too much energy to lip-sync in ‘08. Probably took some effort to record it though.

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      Sonic Reducer 151Hamilton Nolan
      7/29/16 2:30pm

      Better question. Why no Curt Schilling at the RNC?

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        SpringSprungSonic Reducer 151
        7/29/16 2:40pm

        Why no family member has moved Curt to the attic with a teevee and his meds is beyond me.

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        kinja-chameleonSonic Reducer 151
        7/29/16 3:31pm

        maeks you think

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      LPSheaHamilton Nolan
      7/29/16 2:12pm

      It would be unseemly having Hillary’s first Supreme Court nominee take the stage at a political convention.

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        DisMyBurnerBaeHamilton Nolan
        7/29/16 2:31pm

        Q: Why no Bey?

        A: Her music primarily appeals to babies

        And the Bernie bros had already left for the night.

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          sui_generisHamilton Nolan
          7/29/16 8:25pm

          Do Demi Lovato or Sarah Silverman pull votes? No.

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          Actually, though I have no idea about Demi Lovato, I can say with some certainty that Sarah Silverman pulls votes. She’s never pulled mine, because I usually agree with her already, but she made a huge difference with her Florida campaigns in past years, for example.

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            IkerCatsillasHamilton Nolan
            7/29/16 4:10pm

            Never mind Beyoncé — where was Leslie Knope?

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