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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerBrendan O'Connor
    7/29/16 10:05am

    “I was going to hit this guy so hard his head would spin. He wouldn’t know what the hell happened.”

    Right. Using those hand-to-hand combat skills you learned as part of your time in your own personal Vietnam, I'm sure.

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      MajorBurnIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      7/29/16 10:07am

      So he was gonna sleep with Bloomberg? That’s hot.

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      GozertheGozerianIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      7/29/16 10:11am

      Trump would fall and break his hip if he tried to hit anyone.

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    Jeb! & The HologramsBrendan O'Connor
    7/29/16 10:00am

    Dem candidate: promises tax breaks for middle class, easier path to citizenship, maybe/probably lies

    GOP candidate: asks Russia to hack his opponent, wants to physically hit people who criticize him

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      0bsessionsJeb! & The Holograms
      7/29/16 10:03am

      GOP candidate: Also very definitively and overtly lies. When called out, either handwaves it away or comes up with a third lie that doesn’t really explain the contradiction he’s been caught in in any way.

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      BidenstoothygrinJeb! & The Holograms
      7/29/16 10:08am

      “Dem candidate: promises tax breaks for middle class, easier path to citizenship, maybe/probably lies”

      Not necessarily lies, but potentially untenable depending on down ticket election results and whether or not Congressional Republicans decide to govern, or go with their (failed) attitude of party-before-people and try (again) to make a popular Democratic President a one-termer instead.

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    LetsgobowlingBrendan O'Connor
    7/29/16 10:06am

    That golf story got me thinking, what would the worst golf foursome ever be? Like 4 people I really can't stand? And I couldn’t come up with a single alternate person.

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      pleasestopthispopupLetsgobowling
      7/29/16 10:10am

      Tommy Lasorda?

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      Snarktopus RexLetsgobowling
      7/29/16 10:13am

      For me it would almost be worse to be stuck on a golf course with my least favorite coworkers and relatives. I have to see those people again so I’d probably just bottle it all up for the afternoon. If I was with three famous, but horrible people I had no respect for and never expected to see again, I’m pretty sure I would just get drunk and openly mock them until they had security take me away.

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    StenchofaburnerBrendan O'Connor
    7/29/16 9:59am

    I was going to hit one guy, in particular a very little guy

    Probably the only kind of guy he can hit with those tiny hands and short fingers.

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      TeenageMutantKinjaStenchofaburner
      7/29/16 10:01am

      Yet the crowd at the rally in Davenport cheered when he said that, chillingly sad

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      StenchofaburnerTeenageMutantKinja
      7/29/16 10:04am
      GIF

      “I was going to hit a very tiny guy”. Maybe the crowd wasn’t so much cheering as laughing hysterically

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    AllModConnedBrendan O'Connor
    7/29/16 10:14am

    Michael Bloomberg is a fucking, racist and misogynist scumbag. He ruined New York City by turning into a luxury item for the rich and a plantation for the poor & middle class. Only against Trump does he appear to have any decency. Against the rest of humanity he has none. If only Democratic establishment was as eager to embrace the left as they are the right then perhaps I wouldn’t be disgusted that my only option is to vote blue.

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      SuetoniusAllModConned
      7/29/16 10:27am

      dems must win this upcoming election. now is not the time for ideological purity

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      AllModConnedSuetonius
      7/29/16 10:30am

      Same old story every fucking 4 years. Then when a dem is elected we can’t criticize them either because we have to protect them from the evil GOP. Meanwhile Rome burns. Boo fucking hoo. Bloomberg is a dick.

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    Violent FellowkneesBrendan O'Connor
    7/29/16 10:16am

    Bloomberg’s quip about being from NY and being able to spot a con was straight on. It’s like Trump is offering America a Rolex for $500, but when you closer, you see that it’s a “Rolecks.”

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      onemoreagainViolent Fellowknees
      7/29/16 10:30am

      Its actually been reported that Trump has gifted various celebs with Trump branded “platinum & diamond cufflinks” which upon inspection are just cheap pewter & zirconia.

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      WhatthefoxsaysViolent Fellowknees
      7/29/16 10:44am

      Can confirm. None of my friends (we all live and work in Manhattan) consider Trump to be a very sophisticated businessman. He’s a lucky clown.

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    Pink SkullBrendan O'Connor
    7/29/16 9:58am

    If Bloomberg is 5'8" I’m 10'8"

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      BurnyWilliamsPink Skull
      7/29/16 10:01am

      You should play basketball — you’d be rich!

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      DontCallMeBlanketPink Skull
      7/29/16 10:03am

      I was gonna say Bloomberg is 3'4" but I’m not gonna say it. But I’ve heard many many people say that Bloomberg is actually only 3'4". But I’m not gonna say that. Enough about that tiny man!

      - Donald Trump

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    ReburnsABurningReturnsBrendan O'Connor
    7/29/16 10:10am

    Even though I don’t think he can win, it’s depressing to me that at this point a major party’s nominee for President taking a lame potshot at someone’s height is not considered a surprising gaffe.

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      paper-view-tooReburnsABurningReturns
      7/29/16 10:20am

      Hey now. Earlier on in his campaign he was threatening to shoot someone on Fifth Avenue. Only threatening to hit someone because they’re short is Trump’s version of moving to the middle ground.

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      SuetoniusReburnsABurningReturns
      7/29/16 10:24am

      it’s not the kind of thing that is worth running in adds, but it really is offensive. If I’m 5'5 male I’m short, I know it, might even be a bit sensitive about it. Do I really not mind the idea that if I met the president he would maybe call me shrimpy to my face? There are millions of short voters out there.

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    OMG!PONIES!Brendan O'Connor
    7/29/16 10:15am

    Courtesy of The Daily Show

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      CharitybBrendan O'Connor
      7/29/16 10:07am

      Trump is going to be so disappointed when he realizes that he can’t torch the White House on his first day and flee to Russia with the insurance money. Trump isn’t just a con man, he’s a cheap con man. If he wasn’t rich he’d be stealing money from parking meters and selling boxes of bricks to people who think they’re buying stolen TVs.

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        Patrick FrawleyCharityb
        7/29/16 10:40am

        “I just have the classiest white van. Soooo tremendous! And a huge variety of speakers - the biggest! - let’s make a deal before the losers and haters wake up...”

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        XrdsAlumCharityb
        7/29/16 12:39pm

        “I’m telling you, these TVs fell off the back of the best, most luxurious trucks. It’s a beautiful deal.”

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