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    CakeisbetterthanPieGabrielle Bluestone
    7/28/16 7:03pm

    Coulda been worse.

    Ever walked in on two homeless dudes fucking?

    The smell was literally indescribable. I decided to take a Trump somewhere else.

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      TurbroCakeisbetterthanPie
      7/28/16 7:27pm

      You must tell this story.

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      CakeisbetterthanPieTurbro
      7/28/16 7:57pm

      I was working for a Solar Design firm in Jack London Square, Oakland. The bathroom in the office was taken, and it was lunchtime, so i said what the hell.

      I walked the waterfront, saw a public restroom near the parking garage and decided to take care of business.

      I walk to the door, and hear some shuffling, and a laugh. I decided to check it out, and got a side view of two obviously homeless dudes, one bent over the counter. Hot garbage with a fresh pile of watery shit was the smell that reached my poor nose. I was poleaxed. Just not like the guy bent over the counter...

      They were totally into it, and smiled when I walked in. I stopped, and the top(?) says, “wanna get in on this?” and I said, “Uhhh...no.” and scuttled out the door.

      The security guard saw me stumble out, and went in. I hear him yell “WHAT THE FUCK!” just as i turned and headed to the other bathroom on the other side of the plaza.

      I shit REALLY fast and went back to work just as a couple of local youngins ducked in to smoke a joint.

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    LetsgobowlingGabrielle Bluestone
    7/28/16 6:31pm

    When I do this, I scurry to the opposite end of the establishment and resign myself to waiting another 15 minutes before my next approach. As if *I* did something wrong

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      istariLetsgobowling
      7/28/16 6:37pm

      Did you knock and listen for a response?

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      Sid and FinancyLetsgobowling
      7/28/16 6:43pm

      Greywatergate

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    IhpsdmGabrielle Bluestone
    7/28/16 6:33pm

    “Thanks for the informative article.” - Roger Ailes

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      Deadly the EternalIhpsdm
      7/28/16 9:06pm

      “Yeah baby... keep pushing that lock. I’m starting to lock up, if you know what I mean.” - Roger Ailes

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    BaconScotchGabrielle Bluestone
    7/28/16 6:33pm

    but the doors were closed, right?

    What has the convention done to you, Gabrielle! Nobody closes a stall door on their way out!!!

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      HippoposthumousBaconScotch
      7/28/16 6:39pm

      I’m thinking single person bathroom, not individual stall. If that is a stall lock, then that is a FANCY-ASS bathroom (for fancy asses).

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      TheLegalitiesOfEatingYouAreQuiteABitDicierBaconScotch
      7/28/16 7:18pm

      To be fair, it’s Philly; very few people close stall doors when they’re in either. What like you ain’t never seen this before just keep movin’ buddy.

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    LuvmuffinGabrielle Bluestone
    7/28/16 7:13pm

    People who don’t lock, want to be walked in on. I have a friend who always leaves the door wide open when taking a leak. Awkward moments have been had by many friends walking by when he’s doing his biz. This is a man, obviously, for whatever reason, likes people seeing him pee.

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      KulturVulturGabrielle Bluestone
      7/28/16 6:37pm

      Maybe try knocking next time?

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        Fred Garvin Male ProstituteGabrielle Bluestone
        7/28/16 6:41pm

        Seems it would be helpful if there was an instructional video on “how to lock the doorknob” when entering the bathroom. I mean similar to airline belt buckles.

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