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    MattAshley Feinberg
    7/28/16 2:23pm

    Just out of a sense of extremely morbid curiousity, I’ve always wanted to read through the whole 9/11 truther conspiracy but I’m deathly afraid of causing myself permanent brain damage.

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      discoinburnoMatt
      7/28/16 2:25pm

      i watched the youtube video, it’s pretty much what you think.

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      ╰( ´◔ ω ◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeMatt
      7/28/16 2:29pm

      Pues bien , en la correa , hijo. Todo comenzó con una banda llamada 21 pilotos , recordarás que sólo habían 19 secuestradors , pero con los miembros de la banda suman a 21. Nótese también su extraña logo:

      Es la primera torre cayéndose.

      Manténgasen despiertos.

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    ReburnsABurningReturnsAshley Feinberg
    7/28/16 2:31pm

    And despite my assurances, Joe never seemed quite convinced that I was not actually an agent of the state.

    Truth be told, I’ve always suspected that you worked for the NSA, Ashley.

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      Ashley FeinbergReburnsABurningReturns
      7/28/16 2:33pm

      I do.

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      Syphilitic Scalia SaysAshley Feinberg
      7/28/16 2:36pm

      You do? So, where did I park my car? I can’t find it.

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    Sparky PolastryAshley Feinberg
    7/28/16 2:23pm

    Well, that’s one way to go through life

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      Gamblor JDSparky Polastry
      7/28/16 2:30pm

      I’ll stick with fat, drunk and stupid, thank you.

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      Quasar FunkGamblor JD
      7/28/16 2:32pm

      I like to think of myself as fat, drunk, and smart. Two out of three ain’t bad.

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    Sid and FinancyAshley Feinberg
    7/28/16 2:32pm

    It’s a vast, right-wing conspiracy. Also a left-wing conspiracy. Fuselage conspiracy, too.

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      CaptainWompusSid and Financy
      7/28/16 2:34pm

      Don’t forget about the empennage conspiracy as well.

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      steinoSid and Financy
      7/28/16 2:41pm

      Where have all the good moderate/centrist conspiracies gone?

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    Masshole JamesAshley Feinberg
    7/28/16 2:27pm

    I have my own theories about that day.

    GIF
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      Misteaks were madeMasshole James
      7/28/16 2:31pm

      The marketing from such an event could be quite profitable. Think of all the franchising opportunities!

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      ConflictedInNYCMasshole James
      7/28/16 2:34pm

      No. That’s not nice.

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    PsonicPsunspotAshley Feinberg
    7/28/16 2:26pm

    I started to write a longer comment, but I’ll just say this: fuck this guy, fuck 9/11 “truthers,” fuck Sandy Hook “truthers,” fuck them all. Their astonishingly high level of arrogance and utter lack of basic human decency is nearly unsurpassable.

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      BZuckercornPsonicPsunspot
      7/28/16 2:31pm

      And don’t forget the original “truthers”: i.e., Holocaust deniers.

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      PsonicPsunspotBZuckercorn
      7/28/16 2:32pm

      Oh, absolutely. If you’ve never read any of Deborah Lipstadt’s work—particularly History on Trial—I highly recommend it.

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    PandarianBrewMasterAshley Feinberg
    7/28/16 2:33pm

    Being a gay man, I was surprised to find a gay coworker who is also a Trump supporter. When I asked him why, I was getting prepared to debate, and try to convince him to look at reality. He told me he is supporting Trump because he is a 9/11 truther like him. What can you say after that? That was his last week after he was fired from his job for stealing, in a dumb way I might add, company property. Some people are just beyond saving. They are not worth it. I’m glad I didn’t wasted my political speech on him.

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      8rianWilliamsUnhingedPandarianBrewMaster
      7/28/16 3:49pm

      Gawwwd, those gay truthers are the worst! Thieves, all of them! Pisses me off whenever everyone in The Community doesn’t think in lock-step and speak with the same affect. Bad faggots, bad.

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      PandarianBrewMaster8rianWilliamsUnhinged
      7/28/16 4:29pm

      Meh. I was hoping an exchange of ideas based on the premise that the Trump campaign wants gays deprogrammed and denied services because “freedom” of religion. But again, how can you start a conversation about global warming with someone who believes Jesus was riding dinosaurs?

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    SpringSprungAshley Feinberg
    7/28/16 2:29pm

    It must be exhausting to live in that brain 24/7. Poor guy.

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      Quasar FunkSpringSprung
      7/28/16 2:34pm
      GIF

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    EatTheCheeseNicholsonAshley Feinberg
    7/28/16 2:28pm

    If only that coward Alex Jones had answered Eric Andre’s questions from last week.

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      thegirlisnooneEatTheCheeseNicholson
      7/28/16 3:04pm

      I mean LOOK AT THEM. Pause the video and LOOK. AT. THEM. These folks look around at each other and think,’YES! WE are the FEW who have seen the light! WE are the special people who GET IT.’ The preppy dude in green obviously works for the NSA.

      It just, I mean...smh...it..sigh. “Talk about pee pee...”

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    DisMyBurnerBaeAshley Feinberg
    7/28/16 2:49pm

    Sheep are akshoally, WOKE AS FUCK!

    How Much Do Animals Sleep?
    SpeciesAverage Total Sleep Time (% of 24 hr)Average Total Sleep Time (Hours/day)
    Cow16.4%3.9 hr
    Asiatic Elephant16.4%3.9 hr
    Sheep16%3.8 hr
    African Elephant13.8%3.3 hr
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      Sparky PolastryDisMyBurnerBae
      7/28/16 3:20pm

      My god that’s an impressive dumpster dive. Starred for effort!

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      ScoronataDisMyBurnerBae
      7/28/16 5:59pm

      Animals that graze and are on everybody’s menu, don’t sleep that much. Take a yuge amount of grass to amount to anything.

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