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    Freddie DeBoerGabrielle Bluestone
    7/27/16 5:02pm

    Bill Clinton is a brilliant speaker,

    accused rapist, serial sexual harasser,

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      DoobyOneFreddie DeBoer
      7/27/16 5:08pm

      I love how stupid you trolls are.

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      Tidal TownFreddie DeBoer
      7/27/16 5:25pm

      Serious question: is “accused” anything okay to be labeled onto someone?

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    OMG!PONIES!Gabrielle Bluestone
    7/27/16 5:00pm

    Oh sure...

    When Bill Clinton ad libs, it’s all, “What a gifted orator” this and “southern charm” that.

    But when Donald Trump makes off the cuff remarks, everybody is all “calling Mexicans rapists and murderers is racist” and “hinting that you’re open to bombing our NATO allies is insane” and “you can’t advocate in favor of the Russians hacking US government computer systems to obtain classified information” and “do you realize how horrible you sound when you propose putting women who have abortions in jail.”

    It's a goddamn double standard. The media is rigged!

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      TheLegalitiesOfEatingYouAreQuiteABitDicierOMG!PONIES!
      7/27/16 5:01pm

      It’s a racket, bro. It’s all just a racket.

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      BlackMoonshyneOMG!PONIES!
      7/27/16 5:03pm

      Republicans have Ronald Regan and Democrats have Bill Clinton.

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    TheLegalitiesOfEatingYouAreQuiteABitDicierGabrielle Bluestone
    7/27/16 5:16pm

    Clinton is amazing off the cuff.

    Though many people either never knew or have forgotten this, Clinton’s first major policy speech to Congress in his first term (on healthcare reform, no less) was 100% off the cuff for the first ten or fifteen minutes because some schmuck fed the wrong speech into the teleprompter. He got through his remarks flawlessly until they fixed the fuck up.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaTheLegalitiesOfEatingYouAreQuiteABitDicier
      7/27/16 5:27pm

      He’s extremely smart, but I wonder if he also has an eidetic memory, or nearly so.

      Hillary can do the same thing. Might’ve been something they bonded over in their early days... it’s a pretty unusual ability.

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      Freddie DeBoerTheLegalitiesOfEatingYouAreQuiteABitDicier
      7/27/16 5:31pm

      Did he support welfare “reform,” which tripled extreme poverty in this country, off the cuff? How about his crime bill, which contributed to the mass incarceration of black men? Or the Defense of Marriage Act, the single biggest impediment to gay marriage in this country for a decade? Were those brilliant?

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    DirktaniusGabrielle Bluestone
    7/27/16 5:03pm

    My father in law is voting for Hillary for the sole reason that he wants to experience a second round of Bill’s Whitehouse hijinks.

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      bit-fairytaleDirktanius
      7/27/16 5:04pm

      Well shit I guess whatever gets out the vote

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      Dirktaniusbit-fairytale
      7/27/16 5:06pm

      I know right. He keeps asking if first gentlemen get interns.

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    TopherGabrielle Bluestone
    7/27/16 4:57pm

    “She’s insatiably

    curious, a natural

    leader, a good

    organizer, a great

    change maker.

    A joker, a smoker

    a midnight toker.

    [17 minute saxophone solo]”

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      Stone Cold Steve AutismTopher
      7/27/16 5:06pm

      SHE SPEAKS OF THE POMPATUS OF LOVE

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      TheBurnersMyDestinationTopher
      7/27/16 5:11pm

      If Hillary wins how many more sax solos do you think we are going to be subject to?

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    BowlsworthGabrielle Bluestone
    7/27/16 5:06pm

    Has anyone discussed, if Hillary wins, what Bill’s official title and the subsequent acronym will be?... First Gentleman? FGOTUS doesn’t really roll off the tongue

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaBowlsworth
      7/27/16 5:29pm

      First Gentleman, I believe, yes. That’s what I’ve seen so far anyway.

      And you’re right, it doesn’t. I guess we’ll probably call him GOTUS for something pronounceable, or First GOTUS maybe.

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      That's Not That Much CheeseBowlsworth
      7/27/16 5:46pm

      I’m hoping for First Dude, but FDOTUS is almost worse to say than FGOTUS.

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    stuckinthegreyswithyouGabrielle Bluestone
    7/27/16 5:01pm

    It feels odd watching a Bill Clinton speech knowing that he wasn’t paid millions of dollars to make it.

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      NoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan Theoriesstuckinthegreyswithyou
      7/27/16 5:09pm

      It feels odd watching a Bill Clinton speech knowing that he wasn’t paid millions hundreds of thousands of dollars to make it.

      Fixed that for ya. I get it. Numbers are hard.

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      lJN9yQQDBepFiNoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan Theories
      7/27/16 6:00pm

      Is that really better?

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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeGabrielle Bluestone
    7/27/16 4:59pm

    I’m sorry, Gabrielle, but do you really think that I have 40 minutes to spend watching a video of an old man flubbing a speech while I could be doing something productive like farting for freedom in Philadelphia?

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      Sparky Polastry╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      7/27/16 5:02pm

      You could try and do some flubbing while farting and see how it works out?

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      Raaaaaaaadaniel Chicago╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      7/27/16 5:05pm

      Sure seems like it.

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    reggieinatlGabrielle Bluestone
    7/27/16 4:59pm

    The ad libs weren’t as bad as the speech. How do you have a womanizer start a speech with “In 1971, I met a girl” and then proceed to talk about how he stalked and seduced her? Creepy, shudder, cringe-worthy stuff right there.

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      KinglyCitrusreggieinatl
      7/27/16 6:44pm

      Oh, stuff it. He literally said that they caught each other’s eyes from across the room and then she approached HIM. How, in your estimation, could he have talked about meeting his wife without being “creepy”? Do you find all romantic human interaction horrifying?

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaKinglyCitrus
      7/27/16 6:53pm

      Do you find all romantic human interaction horrifying?

      Perhaps. Surely alien and unimaginable.

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    Sobchak SecurityGabrielle Bluestone
    7/27/16 4:59pm

    Shit. I gotta stop smoking so much weed. I tuned into this last night and thought I was watching that freestyle scene from the end of 8 Mile.

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      Sparky PolastrySobchak Security
      7/27/16 5:03pm

      That’s not weed

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      roninmasterSparky Polastry
      7/27/16 5:28pm

      whatever it is, I’m there. That’s one awesome trip.

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