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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeAlex Pareene
    7/27/16 2:12pm

    As a jilted Bernie supporter, I sympathize with the plight of the Fusion employees. We, too, were invited into the tent of the Democratic party, but once inside we were told that our voices were too loud, our skins too pale, our bosoms too flabby, our age too young. So we will no longer ask to be invited. The party is over, the snack table overturned.

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      Important Info!!╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      7/27/16 2:16pm

      (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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      Stig-a-saw-us-wrex's final tour╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      7/27/16 2:20pm

      In Socialist Bernieland, table overturn you!

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    Crown_JewAlex Pareene
    7/27/16 2:00pm

    Did you and HamNo drop acid or something?

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      Mental IcebergCrown_Jew
      7/27/16 2:06pm
      GIF
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      oh-hell-noCrown_Jew
      7/27/16 2:07pm

      two weeks of political conventions can start to wreak havoc on ones mind....so it seems

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    KulturVulturAlex Pareene
    7/27/16 2:07pm

    Moms everywhere are organizing an emergency truckload of juice boxes and punchable even we speak. should be “l” there but fuck this phone.

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      dothedewKulturVultur
      7/27/16 2:10pm

      The snack table at ABC sounds like the same stuff my 9 year old eats. Grow up, ABC

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesKulturVultur
      7/27/16 2:21pm

      “Punchables” are so much better, though. lol

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    cuntybawsAlex Pareene
    7/27/16 2:02pm

    This is so deliciously niche and of such little interest to most people in the world that I adore it.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivescuntybaws
      7/27/16 2:22pm

      Seriously, this is the kind of stuff I like out of Gawker.

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      Charitybcuntybaws
      7/27/16 2:27pm

      Right? You’ll never see stuff like this anywhere else; you wouldn’t even know to look for it even if you were interested. It’s the ultimate “inside baseball”, with a granularity that you won’t see elsewhere.

      It’s not even the snack thing that is interesting for me; it’s the information on how media organizations coordinate their participation in these types of events (credentialing, etc.)

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    det-devil-ailsAlex Pareene
    7/27/16 2:00pm

    Cupcakes are for closers.

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      Poodogdet-devil-ails
      7/27/16 2:01pm

      PUT. THAT GUMMY. DOWN.

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      cuntybawsdet-devil-ails
      7/27/16 2:04pm

      It’s a non-amuse bouche

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    Bolivia Newton JohnAlex Pareene
    7/27/16 2:16pm

    On the bright side, the Fusion staffers can add David Muir’s Intern to their resume once the week is over.

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      det-devil-ailsBolivia Newton John
      7/27/16 2:18pm

      ‘Fusion, a millennial-focused digital news organization’

      Hehheh.. I’m guessing David Muir’s interns are pantsing them as we speak.

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      Bolivia Newton Johndet-devil-ails
      7/27/16 2:19pm

      If this were Lord of the Flies, Fusion would be Piggy.

      /pours one out for Piggy

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    dothedewAlex Pareene
    7/27/16 2:12pm

    Is Fusion a Spanish or Spanglish network? If not, I don’t get it, isn’t Univision latino? I’d be pissed I was getting gummy worms instead of the tacos they are probably serving at the Univision tienda

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      Picture of Durian Graydothedew
      7/27/16 10:14pm

      I’m so not caught up with the new univision: trying to buy gawker? What?! Will we see a gawker telenovela? A gawker sabado gigante? Who will be gawker’s Walter Mercado?

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      dothedewPicture of Durian Gray
      7/27/16 11:15pm
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    JackbootAlex Pareene
    7/27/16 2:03pm

    The concession stands are open inside the arena and there is an entire dining tent and several food trucks right outside the east side of the arena, just north of the general media tents.

    They won’t starve.

    ABC probably changed its catering order to adjust for the different number of their employees. Nobody likes random people coming in and grazing the catering.

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      noonahJackboot
      7/27/16 2:19pm

      I love how it’s referred to as catering. That’s my first grader’s birthday party *catering*

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      EatTheCheeseNicholsonnoonah
      7/27/16 2:29pm

      That’s because the DNC doesn’t have the BEST most TREMENDOUS catering

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    VanNostrandAlex Pareene
    7/27/16 2:57pm

    Replace the bowl with sugar free gummy bears.

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      NicoVanNostrand
      7/27/16 3:05pm

      .

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    BfunkadeliaAlex Pareene
    7/27/16 2:32pm

    And he piled upon the snack table’s sour gummy worms, the sum of all the rage and hate felt by his whole race. If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon them.

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      MontoviroBfunkadelia
      7/27/16 4:28pm

      Pareene’s post and the ensuing comments almost redeem Gawker for what it has become.

      Almost.

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