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    puncha yo bunsAndy Cush
    7/28/16 1:32pm

    Still haven’t eaten at Chick Fil-A. There were none around me for the longest time—in fact I don’t even think I saw one until after college, so when their lovely anti-gay CEO starting spewing bullshit, I had no reason to seek one out or feel bad about going.

    CONSCIENCE CLEAR PHEW!

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      HoldMeCloserTonyDanzigpuncha yo buns
      7/28/16 1:37pm

      Its kinda pathetic when “I won’t eat a delicious chicken sandwich because the CEO donates money to a cause I don’t agree with” is a moral stand that is worthy of bragging about. Your post says a ton about you and nothing about delicious chicken sandwiches.

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      puncha yo bunsHoldMeCloserTonyDanzig
      7/28/16 1:39pm

      Actually, if you read my post, I didn’t eat the sandwich because there were no Chick Fil-A’s around me for the majority of my life. And then, post anti-LGBT stuff, I had no reason to seek them out. Also, human rights are not a “cause.” Also, there’s a lot of delicious food out there—I’m sure I’ll be fine.

      I know reading comprehension is hard, but we all have to try.

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    Sparky PolastryAndy Cush
    7/28/16 1:34pm

    You’re right. You should’ve sprinkled in some burgers from In-n-Out and burritos from Taco Bell to complete the holy trinity

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      Cool your heels, MabelSparky Polastry
      7/28/16 1:45pm

      Hahahahahaha.... In-n-Out on the East Coast!!!

      We have real sandwiches here in Philly. They are called cheesestaeks and they are goddamn delicious!

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      Sparky PolastryCool your heels, Mabel
      7/28/16 1:46pm

      Oh, shit I forgot no In-n-Out except the west coast!

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    Dave Andy Cush
    7/28/16 1:32pm

    It’s a good story Andy, but it’s no endless cheesesticks in TGI Fridays.

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      PoimanentlyPuckeredDave
      7/28/16 1:36pm

      Oh,, how I still do miss Caity. :-(

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      Sid and FinancyDave
      7/28/16 1:41pm

      The Worst Restaurant in New York Is in Philadelphia

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    Rom RombertsAndy Cush
    7/28/16 1:44pm

    First we blanch the bird. Then we layer on our cool sour cream ‘n milk party sludge. Then we cover that mother fucker with shingles of our very hard, very destructive Slammin’ Shingle Bread. Then Kevin reaches in the veggie bucket and throws a handful of Veggie-fetti near to where your sandwich is being “hatched” by one of our biohacking sandwich artisans. Then we kill your mother.

    4.99 at Hardees.

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      CaddymanAndy Cush
      7/28/16 1:44pm

      Um, you’re in Philly, you should be eating cheesesteaks. I will not go into the great steak debate, most all of them are passable.

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        FelixElixCaddyman
        7/28/16 1:49pm

        Either way, you’re paying $8 to $12 for diarrhea and regret.

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        CaddymanFelixElix
        7/28/16 2:01pm

        ha, i have a iffy stomach sometimes but dont get sick on cheesesteaks. Delaware native that has spent a lot of time in Philly. I actually prefer the steaks at a place here in Newark DE over anywhere else i have tried.

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      SlickWillieAndy Cush
      7/28/16 1:44pm

      “Fuck me, I drank too much. Just gonna blame it on a chicken sandwich and tell my boss I’ve been poisoned”

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        SodburgerSlickWillie
        7/28/16 2:11pm

        Never gets old, this excuse.

        I contemplated telling my boss I was pregnant once after spending a morning puking in work bathroom due to a nasty hangover. Then I realized that would have more complications.

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      LetsgobowlingAndy Cush
      7/28/16 2:01pm

      How could you/they not have Federal Donuts?!

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        My phone's burner accountLetsgobowling
        7/28/16 2:13pm

        Par for the course with these guys on their Philly food decisions:

        https://twitter.com/pmgentry/statu…

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        LetsgobowlingMy phone's burner account
        7/28/16 2:33pm
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      the judo madonnaAndy Cush
      7/28/16 1:35pm
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        Carmellio SampersAndy Cush
        7/28/16 7:32pm

        It’s not really a “chicken” like in a bird, that has legs, a beak, feathers and runs around in a yard. What was in the sandwich was likely a beakless, featherless, crippled organism that was raised on a diet of ammonia, steroids, antibiotics and it’s own cage mates’ fecal matter. This creature’s age was about three months, during which time it never saw the light of day, had a lung full of clean air and managed to extract from this earth barely enough nutrients to nourish a single maggot. Per pound this organism had more bacteria on it than protein or vitamins and minerals. But thanks to modern food science (which is the art of deep frying and pouring salt) and marketing you want it and you think it’s delicious. The entire system failed when the cooking (kill stage) was not properly executed and the filth that the creature was raised and covered in snuck through to the end consumer and made him or her sick.

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          Montauk MonsterAndy Cush
          7/28/16 1:47pm

          Not a “conspiracy theorist” really but that reporter is hungover and blaming the sandwich.

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