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    OMG!PONIES!Brendan O'Connor
    7/27/16 10:32am

    Joke’s on him. The only thing that those food vouchers can be used for are cheesesteaks and water ice.

    Hope he likes Cheez Whiz.

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      El-C0rnh0li0OMG!PONIES!
      7/27/16 10:38am

      When Cheez Whiz is a key ingredient for your city’s iconic food...yikes. No wonder people in Philly are so angry.

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      OMG!PONIES!El-C0rnh0li0
      7/27/16 10:44am

      Philadelphians aren’t angry.

      They’re just assholes.

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    X37.9XXSBrendan O'Connor
    7/27/16 10:19am

    It’s all Hillary’s fault

    She ordered the DNC security to stand down

    Lets get an investigation committee going

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      pre-emptive sighX37.9XXS
      7/27/16 10:22am

      Swat teams were just minutes away, but inexplicably she let food vouchers get stolen and then blamed the whole incident on a web article.

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      toyourlordsandmastersX37.9XXS
      7/27/16 10:33am

      There is no democracy in America. A gigantic neoconservative pincer movement is in operation, the purpose of which is to frighten and corral the American voters by causing (or at least have the cover of such a conceivable cause) them to feel existentially obligated to vote for Clinton contra the specter of a Putin-backed American proxy in the politically holographic (hollow) figure of Donald Trump, resulting in a Clinton presidential win (pseudo-democratic coup) as fait accompli (or the cover of the argument as such in the case of outright total electoral fraud).

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    TimF101Brendan O'Connor
    7/27/16 10:25am

    Of course he’s from Harrisburg. In a state that at least competes for the most dysfunctional statewide and local government prize, Harrisburg stands out as a real basket case. Glad to know some folks still uphold our proud traditions.

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      Misteaks were madeTimF101
      7/27/16 10:53am

      Harrisburg has never been a standout city in any positive way.

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      JescoWhiteTimF101
      7/27/16 11:01am

      Harrisburg is truly a terrible city that cannot stop fucking itself over and over and over again in many creatively embarrassing ways.

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesBrendan O'Connor
    7/27/16 10:24am

    Not the hero we want, but the hero we need, surely.

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      CaveyGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      7/27/16 10:43am

      I think they call them “hoagies” in Pa.

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      Misteaks were madeCavey
      7/27/16 10:52am

      All the glorious hoagies shops in my area and still Subway still survives.

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    Mr.PeepersBrendan O'Connor
    7/27/16 10:25am

    This isn’t as good as the Bush Administration guy doing receipt scams at Target. That shit is the ultimate Winona Rider level “I can’t stop myself from fucking up”

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_…

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      Mr.PeepersMr.Peepers
      7/27/16 10:55am

      Holy fuck. I was doing my duty as master of schadenfreude to see where this particular piece of Bush Beltway shit landed. Turns out his kid killed someone with a hatchet.

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/mo…

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      TherapistsforathousandpleaseMr.Peepers
      7/27/16 10:57am

      What a bizarrely obscure and meaningless thing to be thinking about 10 years later...

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    Sid and FinancyBrendan O'Connor
    7/27/16 10:37am

    “Koplinski used a press pass from last week’s Republican National Convention to enter the convention center”

    I see the DNC cybersecurity team has moved on to manning the doors at the convention.

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      kamla deviBrendan O'Connor
      7/27/16 10:39am

      When I lived in NYC, I always wanted to walk by one of those fancy snack tables at movie/tv show shoots and casually grab a muffin or whatever and keep walking. I never had the cahones to do it.

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        NooYawkkamla devi
        7/27/16 11:21am

        The Kraft services table, I see them all the time. I never grabbed anything off them either. I don’t touch them because on more than one occasion I saw a homeless guy touching the stuff.

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      ChozoRuinsBrendan O'Connor
      7/27/16 10:27am

      Because if I’m gonna break in somewhere to steal a bunch of stuff, it’s definitely a political convention.

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        flamingolingoChozoRuins
        7/27/16 11:47am

        Excuse you. I’ve kept my six children clothed in nothing but convention t-shirts and tote bags I refashioned into pants.

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeBrendan O'Connor
      7/27/16 10:21am

      “I’m also a political junkie klepto...”

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        AnastraceBrendan O'Connor
        7/27/16 11:13am

        What the hell. Everyone knows you steal your office supplies while either wearing a ski mask and spray painting the cameras, or y’know keep it low key.

        Like me for instance. I steal pens and paper all the time. I’ve also stolen reams of paper for a copier that I also stole. My crowning achievement was a set of control rods that were just sitting in some reactor or whatever. I stole the whole set so I could make a bitchin coffee table. I used a window that I stole for the top of it. I recently found out we have a zamboni, and also some surface to air missiles. Those will look awesome in my den!

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