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    TopherBrendan O'Connor
    7/26/16 2:42pm

    Hey Brendan, is your refrigerator running?

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      butcherbakertoiletrymakerTopher
      7/26/16 2:43pm

      Do you have ten pound balls?

      Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

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      Brendan O'ConnorTopher
      7/26/16 2:48pm

      please do not troll me I have a family

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    opiumsmabytchBrendan O'Connor
    7/26/16 2:43pm

    Peggy Noonan may be very confused very soon.

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      Sparky Polastryopiumsmabytch
      7/26/16 2:46pm

      Noonan!

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      Ianopiumsmabytch
      7/26/16 2:47pm

      “Fritz...someone wants to tell me the location of Harambe.”

      “Who is that, madame?”

      “I...I have no idea!” *looks at Reagan’s portrait* *hands start moving downward*

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    DennyCraneBrendan O'Connor
    7/26/16 2:40pm

    Who the hell is actually advocating for people to go to work at Barstool?

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      ReburnsABurningReturnsDennyCrane
      7/26/16 2:45pm

      In the words of the Architect from the Matrix:

      “There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept”

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      WileySwigginsDennyCrane
      7/26/16 2:47pm

      Everything about my character is against everything that is Barstool, however KFC is one of the best bloggers around on a daily basis. That kid is funny as shit day in day out.

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    ArdenBrendan O'Connor
    7/26/16 2:48pm

    No Ethical Games Journalism cracks? Considering the overlap of that demographic and Gawker trolls I’d have expected at LEAST one. :(

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      caekislove-caekingitupArden
      7/26/16 2:54pm

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      DrWhoSoccerStarArden
      7/26/16 2:55pm

      I’m sure there were a bunch, but you know the rule here: Don’t feed the trolls.

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    det-devil-ailsBrendan O'Connor
    7/26/16 2:59pm

    Just tell us the goddamned number. Don’t make us go looking for it.

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      caekislove-caekingitupdet-devil-ails
      7/26/16 3:01pm

      It’s literally the only email to/from Gawker in the database.

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      Topherdet-devil-ails
      7/26/16 3:06pm

      867-5309

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    Barry PetcheskyBrendan O'Connor
    7/26/16 2:46pm

    In the Venn diagram of people who like us and like Barstool, I think the overlap consists of that one guy.

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      Hatless Suspect v5.0Barry Petchesky
      7/26/16 2:53pm

      *looks at size of union between folks who dislike both sites*

      *cums*

      -Hamilton

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      boaboaboatengtengtengBarry Petchesky
      7/26/16 3:39pm

      La Stool at least has PFTCommenter and doesn’t openly shit on my hometown at every opportunity.

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    Sid and FinancyBrendan O'Connor
    7/26/16 2:44pm

    It’s Nolan.

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      ÜberMooseSid and Financy
      7/26/16 4:20pm

      The text is coming from inside the house!

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    Dave Brendan O'Connor
    7/26/16 2:39pm

    You know who could have saw this coming? #RIPMissCleo

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      OT.level7Dave
      7/26/16 2:40pm

      Certainly not her.

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    The Noble RenardBrendan O'Connor
    7/26/16 2:44pm

    Got to say, not bad! A mild inconvenience but actually kind of light-hearted, really.

    /If you get a dozen pictures of kittens though, that was probably me and I was probably drunk.

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      potahhhtoBrendan O'Connor
      7/26/16 2:46pm

      Enough of this goddamn clickbait. Nothing about where Harambe is! Sad!

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        festivusazilipotahhhto
        7/26/16 3:11pm

        One even claimed to know the location of the hell ape, Harambe.

        Harambe is in Hell. It is known.

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