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    FelixElixMarina Galperina
    7/25/16 11:46am

    this generally smacks of Satan

    Nice to see the US Southern Baptists have made such great inroads with the Cossacks.

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      matriarchFelixElix
      7/25/16 11:49am

      IT’S TEARING OUR MORALITY APART!!!!!

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      dothedewFelixElix
      7/25/16 12:00pm

      There are still Cossacks? I assumed they were long gone

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    AnastraceMarina Galperina
    7/25/16 12:15pm

    Sadly, I tried to find Laika but the signal kept pointing straight up. I tried for the other cosmonauts, but so many seemed to come from underground.

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      estoyusandoelinternetAnastrace
      7/25/16 12:36pm

      Thanks, I didn’t feel sad about anything today yet.

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      sharpsticksAnastrace
      7/25/16 12:47pm

      That’s... technically accurate, being that Laika never made it back to Earth and all.

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    CharitybMarina Galperina
    7/25/16 11:52am

    Like the article about the Indian guy who wears gold, this is another story that seems made up. Is Russia trying to steal North Korea’s reigning championship in the Least Plausible Country Awards?

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      XrdsAlumCharityb
      7/25/16 3:18pm

      The mix of autocracy, paranoia and the Eastern Orthodox Church make. for some strange results.

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      The5thElephantCharityb
      7/25/16 9:57pm

      The Indian guy who wore gold (at least the guy who made the gold shirt) was recently stabbed to death. So I’m guessing he was real.

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    okiedokieokieMarina Galperina
    7/25/16 12:00pm

    In Russia, Pokemon catch you.

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      satyrsynthokiedokieokie
      7/25/16 12:07pm

      I came here to write this exact comment

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      okiedokieokiesatyrsynth
      7/25/16 12:20pm

      I couldn’t believe nobody had when I did.

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    DisMyBurnerBaeMarina Galperina
    7/25/16 2:03pm

    enough Russians are using foreign-registered accounts to download the app illegitimately

    Russians do this w/ every mobile game that is good. They also hack and cheat the fuck out of the popular ones.

    Someone needs to build a wall around Russian cheating gamers.

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      DolemiteDisMyBurnerBae
      7/25/16 2:24pm

      Then they usually flood the game forums asking questions like “I make game to phone, but game not work right. I no can make save on storage. Why is game broken?” It might have something to do with that shifty cracked game you got for free that installed a bunch of malware on your phone...

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      DisMyBurnerBaeDolemite
      7/25/16 2:25pm

      It literally just happened on this one popular game forum, the guy complained about his epic, first place clan and some reward he didnt get. The developers said they would look into it, they looked into it and posted that they suspect his account of cheating now ROFL

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    bertrand hustleMarina Galperina
    7/25/16 11:51am

    I WANNA CATCH LAIKA

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      burps25bertrand hustle
      7/25/16 11:53am
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      Anastracebertrand hustle
      7/25/16 12:17pm

      Me too friend, me too.

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    TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Marina Galperina
    7/25/16 11:52am

    Glad to see Putin’s Soviet nostalgia extends to crappy Russian knockoffs of successful Western products.

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      Straight out of PangaeaMarina Galperina
      7/25/16 2:04pm

      Will any of their "historical figures" be able to smother their opponents while having sex with a horse?

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        kareemaMarina Galperina
        7/25/16 2:10pm

        ‘it’s all actually a CIA plot to get Russian soldiers to photograph secret sites and unwittingly harvest information for the American government.’

        Do the Japanese know about this?

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          Psychopomps: Taking Gawker to the Great Blog in the SkyMarina Galperina
          7/25/16 11:56am

          But can I catch a Russian mail-order bride?? asking for a friend

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            hotfriesPsychopomps: Taking Gawker to the Great Blog in the Sky
            7/25/16 12:13pm

            Is this your friend?

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