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    Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Brendan O'Connor
    7/25/16 8:07am

    Sorry, debs. That’s not going to hold back the flood. You’re already drowning.

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      NatTheBurnerTurnerFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      7/25/16 8:12am

      The Clinton campaign has already hired her. I wish I was joking.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)NatTheBurnerTurner
      7/25/16 8:14am

      Christ, that woman is determined to make me not want to vote for her. She is so incredibly lucky she’s running against the second coming of Mussolini.

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    Superburner9Brendan O'Connor
    7/25/16 8:21am

    Super excited to have either the most comically corrupt president or a genuine madman as a president.

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      Alaska FrambopolousSuperburner9
      7/25/16 8:32am

      Or we could have the most accomplished, successful, experienced, and ready president this country has ever seen. You know, Hillary Clinton? Maybe you have heard of her. She is about to be the first woman president.

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      Cstrife16Superburner9
      7/25/16 8:41am

      I’ve never been less interested in voting for someone, but I feel obligated to keep the crazy person out of the White House.

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    BfunkadeliaBrendan O'Connor
    7/25/16 8:17am

    I’ve been seeing a lot of talk on Facebook about DWS joining the Clinton campaign. The only source I could find was the Washington Times, and it seems like an obvious falsehood. Can anyone else confirm this at all?

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      bostonbakedburnerBfunkadelia
      7/25/16 8:22am

      This took me 3 seconds to Google - http://fortune.com/2016/07/24/was…

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      4thdeskonrightBfunkadelia
      7/25/16 8:30am

      She’s the “honorary” chair of HRC’s 50 state strategy. I have no idea what that actually means but here is the press release from the campaign: https://www.hillaryclinton.com/briefing/state…

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    HandsomeMonicaLewinskyBrendan O'Connor
    7/25/16 8:13am

    Everyone to Hillary: don’t screw this up!!!

    Hillary: promptly shits her pants

    Everyone: ugh.

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      IanHandsomeMonicaLewinsky
      7/25/16 10:01am

      It’s really embarrassing, watching the mental gymnastics being performed by Hillary supporters, if any.

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      GaidinIan
      7/25/16 11:07am

      I just find it hilarious that Russia does in the space of half a week what Bernie couldn’t do over six months.

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    Dave Brendan O'Connor
    7/25/16 8:22am
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      dollarmenuDave
      7/25/16 9:49am

      That image is more watermark than cartoon.

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      Dave dollarmenu
      7/25/16 10:11am

      After 75ish of these damn things I am lucky to find anything new...and I’ve 104 more to go. It’s only going to get worse from here.

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    Alaska FrambopolousBrendan O'Connor
    7/25/16 8:08am

    So, I’m not really sure what the deal is these days with emails right? First we have Hillary’s emails while she was Sec of State, now we have some DNC emails. I... guess I don’t get it. Are we not supposed to email anymore? This is literally something that everyone does. I email. You email. We all email. Not really a big deal but hey, what do I know?

    As a former Bernie supporter I’m actually pretty embarrassed that he’s making such a big deal about this. I guess it’s true. Bernie has had a chip on his shoulder about Hillary this whole time. What a putz.

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      Tallulah Geocities Angelfire was raised by wolvesAlaska Frambopolous
      7/25/16 10:06am

      This is an awesome comment for a Monday morning and I agree with you 100%.

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      Alaska FrambopolousTallulah Geocities Angelfire was raised by wolves
      7/25/16 10:07am

      Thanks. I think most people do but thanks.

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    Syphilitic Scalia SaysBrendan O'Connor
    7/25/16 9:33am

    Why didn’t anyone tell me ET was the DNC chairperson?

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      Watchu Talkin Bout WillisSyphilitic Scalia Says
      7/25/16 11:50am

      Thank you for this... I don’t understand why it took so many comments for this to appear. Peeps need to step up their game.

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    SamBrendan O'Connor
    7/25/16 8:19am

    In the Army we’d say, “105 and a Wake-up.”

    In practice, the “Days” is implied. And don’t you have to hyphenate “Wake-up”?

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      Skipping along to our shared destructionSam
      7/25/16 8:51am

      We’re not all inculcated with your scout troop’s jargon.

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      MontoviroSam
      7/25/16 10:40am

      Forget it, Sam. It’s Gawkertown.

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    ItWasTheButterflyBrendan O'Connor
    7/25/16 8:05am

    It’s like her soul has been pulled from her, and she’s desperately trying to grab it back.

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      Emerald D.V.ItWasTheButterfly
      7/25/16 8:35am

      She lost her soul a long, long time ago.

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      Skipping along to our shared destructionEmerald D.V.
      7/25/16 8:50am

      Florida does it so, so, so well.

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    X37.9XXSBrendan O'Connor
    7/25/16 8:52am

    It was a Russian plot

    They put some sort of brain-eating microbe in the water supply back in the 1980's and now it is finally matured.

    How else can you explain the absolutely massive stupidity exhibited by all sides in this campaign?

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