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auntieannieoakleyIvana Wall
7/25/16 5:33pm
Fun fact, about 7 years ago I was going to an event with a friend. He begged me to allow his friend to ride with us (it was about about 150 miles away from our city, I had never met his friend before but heard stories that he kind of a dick). The belligerent asshole third wheel ended up getting very drunk, and got kicked out for using choice slurs for just about every marginalized group you can imagine. It was extremely embarrassing to be vaguely associated with him. When leaving at around midnight (while he sobered up alone in an alley for an hour or so), we got on the highway and he decided that then would be the perfect time to start back his racist and homophobic ranting. I explained to him that if I heard another fucking noise come from his mouth I was pulling over and kicking him out. He waited about 30 seconds before he said “ughhhhh” and so I exited, drove him to a gas station, grabbed his things, dumped them on the sidewalk, threw the change in my console at him for a payphone call and told him to fuck himself. I was still way too kind. I never saw the bigot again but his sister found me on MySpace and told me she was going to kick my ass (she never did) and I am no longer friends with the dude who was friends with the racist homophobe.

Uber driver Adam, I feel you buddy, but kick that Nazi out of your damn car, highway or no highway. It feels really good. Promise.
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  1llamarampage will write againauntieannieoakley
  7/25/16 6:34pm
  I feel you all the way, but Uber Driver Adam is probably not Uber Driver Adam on break from being Associate Professor Adam just because he loves talking to strangers. Just like every other service industry, Uber is built on the foundation of “The Customer is Always Right,” and bad reviews make it harder to keep getting customers. I don’t even know if there’s an appeal system for Uber drivers to have their profiles expunged of terrible reviews if they have a good excuse.
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  MajorBurn1llamarampage will write again
  7/25/16 6:46pm
  I’d assume the racist was rating me badly anyway just to be a dick. Bigger worry would be whether the guy had a gun or knife.
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Ma BuddichezIvana Wall
7/25/16 5:26pm
Why does some stock-wholesome 20-year-old from Indiana with a Washington, DC internship get to be “all-American”? Why do gun owners get to be more hardcore flag people than gays and refugees and sex workers?

My critique of the RNC in a nutshell.
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  The6thZombieMa Buddichez
  7/25/16 5:33pm
  My answer is usually, “’Cause. That’s why.”
  
  That cab driving “nigger” should’ve dumped him off in the “inner city.” Have him call Trumpy and Guiliani to make it safe again and all that.
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  bugsmaruMa Buddichez
  7/25/16 5:34pm
  This article would have been exceptionally improved if you had just condescend the thing down to a single sentence like “yea nothing of interest or worth of recounting happened.”
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The ConstableIvana Wall
7/25/16 5:19pm
[Adam’s] previous passenger proudly identified himself as a neo-Nazi and waited until they were were on the highway to call him “a nigger.” He’d asked how many baby mamas Adam had, how many felonies, and where he’d stolen the car from.

What in the actual fuck?
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  BmacILThe Constable
  7/25/16 5:32pm
  People are terrible, in general.
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  The6thZombieThe Constable
  7/25/16 5:34pm
  I don’t get that. That’s the kind of shit that will get you cussed out AND put out. You’re providing a service—just like the bakers who don’t want to make gay wedding cakes. It goes both ways.
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Ed SpockIvana Wall
7/25/16 5:54pm
This article is starting to make me suspect that most strippers might not actually be college students who are just doing this to save up money for med school.
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  HoustonDude2016Ed Spock
  7/25/16 6:24pm
  Well, some of them are aspiring journalists.
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  YurrrrEd Spock
  7/25/16 6:25pm
  Or maybe you should suspect that the writer of this article isn't actually a stripper.
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LouderThanTeslasIvana Wall
7/25/16 5:34pm
This Heresy—I like the cut of her jib.

Heresy tells me in the bathroom that sometimes she doesn’t even care about making money. She just wants to beat ass. “I hate people,” she says. “I just hate them so much.”
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Eugene GaltonIvana Wall
7/25/16 5:23pm
fake!
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  ABD2021Eugene Galton
  7/25/16 5:29pm
  The first post was at least fun if not completely believable. This one just tries too hard.
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  CartagiaABD2021
  7/25/16 5:34pm
  Agreed. The first one was just believable enough. This one starts off straining credulity and loses it from there.
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TheEqualizerIvana Wall
7/25/16 6:09pm
No, actually. Most of my time is spent talking to men and building a rapport. I have about a twenty-five percent success rate,

I’ve never understood that. I am actually not a big fan of lap dances, but I always feel like if a dancer is interesting enough that I want to spend time with her, I should pay for a lap dance.
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RicwashIvana Wall
7/25/16 5:47pm
But I heard that the gay escorts made out like bandits.
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vulturesaroundthatshepardonafenceIvana Wall
7/25/16 6:00pm
The author doesn’t seem to be a very good stripper.
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  MyTVNeverLiesvulturesaroundthatshepardonafence
  7/25/16 7:13pm
  Tuesday night was particularly dry. I made $120.
  
  With Uber surge pricing, she probably broke even.
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