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    BCDFGAshley Feinberg
    7/21/16 5:34pm

    I had to listen to this while reading

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      ratchedBCDFG
      7/21/16 5:43pm

      I will NOT make Alzheimer’s jokes. I will NOT make Alzheimer’s joles. I will NOT make Alzheimer’s jokes. I will NOT make Alzheimer’s jokes. I will NOT make Alzheimer’s joles. I will NOT make Alzheimer’s jokes. I will NOT make Alzheimer’s jokes. I will NOT make Alzheimer’s joles. I will NOT make Alzheimer’s jokes. I will NOT make Alzheimer’s jokes. I will NOT make Alzheimer’s joles. I will NOT make Alzheimer’s jokes.

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      Letsgobowlingratched
      7/21/16 5:45pm

      If you have to keep reminding yourself, you might have cause for concern.

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    Sobchak SecurityAshley Feinberg
    7/21/16 5:35pm

    I’m not seeing any bootstraps. I would have assumed that there would be a warehouse full of bootstraps available for purchase.

    Are we all out of bootstraps? Is there a bootstrap shortage I don’t know about? Did everyone else get their bootstraps already and now I’m going to be the only one who doesn’t get bootstraps? Now I’m scared. Someone better hold me.

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      BosoxBobSobchak Security
      7/21/16 5:52pm

      Republicans don't need bootstraps. It's only those living-off-the-gubmint liberals that need them.

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      Vanguard KnightSobchak Security
      7/21/16 5:58pm

      Bootstraps died with the rest of the dog whistles.
      Its all about open White Supremacy now.

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    LordBurleighAshley Feinberg
    7/21/16 5:37pm

    Why do Republicans have terrible taste and insist on immortalizing their dissonant political insanity via rhinestones?

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      dothedewLordBurleigh
      7/21/16 5:41pm

      I believe it has something to do with being a party of mainly white, older and Southern voters.

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      Fresh Courage Takedothedew
      7/21/16 5:47pm

      They're anal beads.

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    LordBurleighAshley Feinberg
    7/21/16 5:38pm

    Also, wait, why is there a bedazzled statue of the Eiffel Tower? I thought Republicans hated France. Or did it buy back their affections with blood?

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      HypnoCatLordBurleigh
      7/21/16 5:40pm

      They’ve already forgotten Freedom Fries.

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      GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyLordBurleigh
      7/21/16 6:05pm

      We like France now because ISIS. Any enemy of my enemy is my friend?

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    LetsgobowlingAshley Feinberg
    7/21/16 5:39pm

    Trump’s unpaid contractors have been eating Trump Flakes for decades.

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      wæthermanLetsgobowling
      7/21/16 6:56pm

      I feel like Trump Flakes might actually be a subtle insult.

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      Letsgobowlingwætherman
      7/21/16 7:35pm

      I saw an article that said the convention kitsch purveyors are not really partisan and actually going to both conventions. So you may well be right; some may have covertly injected their own opinions!

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    Icecold DavisAshley Feinberg
    7/21/16 5:44pm

    #HeinzHitler

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      LetsgobowlingIcecold Davis
      7/21/16 5:54pm

      We must ketchup to China.

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      ChozoRuinsIcecold Davis
      7/21/16 5:57pm

      John Kerry swift boating the Republicans one little cup of ketchup at a time.

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsAshley Feinberg
    7/21/16 5:59pm

    I really don’t understand why women have such a hard time getting behind this campaign.

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      SquidEatinDough99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      7/21/16 6:12pm

      Voting for Hillary is going to be like eating a shit sandwich for me, but insanity like this is really going to make it go down easier. So gj, Drumpfsters.

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      Kenhe Login99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      7/21/16 8:08pm

      We men are pretty stupid.

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    Hollow_LogAshley Feinberg
    7/21/16 5:35pm

    Progress. I caught only one grammar\spelling mistake. That’s pretty unusual considering the demographic.

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      El GiganteHollow_Log
      7/21/16 5:42pm

      This is why pins are the perfect medium. No need for complete sentences or coherent thoughts.

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      Deadly the EternalHollow_Log
      7/21/16 5:52pm

      Apostrophes are expensive!

      (and so are Crooked Hillary’s speaking fees...)

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    Sid and FinancyAshley Feinberg
    7/21/16 5:41pm

    I feel kinda bad for Ted and Heidi Cruz now.

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      ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesSid and Financy
      7/21/16 5:51pm

      Don’t feel bad. After the election heat dies down he’ll go back to his full time gig running Hell.

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    gramercypoliceAshley Feinberg
    7/21/16 5:43pm

    Should’ve gone with Honey Bunches of Trump, with the simple, can’t-miss slogan: “It’s Soggy!”

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      Sktroopgramercypolice
      7/21/16 7:39pm

      Or Golden Trump Flakes...you’ll love them bigly! (Only available in the luxuriant HUGE size packaging)

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