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    stuckinthegreyswithyouHamilton Nolan
    7/21/16 11:49am

    He’s also more humble than any of us will ever know. What a great guy.

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      AnotherBurnerAccount2stuckinthegreyswithyou
      7/21/16 11:54am

      This is one of favorite quotes of the election; its not the know, its that we can not understand the level of humble he is.

      “ I think I am, actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.”

      Cruz last night is probably my favorite moment

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      ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesstuckinthegreyswithyou
      7/21/16 11:54am

      Thank god he’s always telling us so or I’d have no idea. Such a great guy indeed.

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    LRonsCupboardHamilton Nolan
    7/21/16 11:58am

    He thinks “New England” is a state? There’s something inherently bad about “one-story plants”? The numbers...45, 55, 65 - was he just reciting the sequence of numbers to reset the countdown clock from Lost?

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      Hachi-ko ChukenLRonsCupboard
      7/21/16 12:01pm

      I’m at my desk laughing with tears in my eyes at the sequence of numbers. I honestly just don’t even get what the point of this was.

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      BIMming ItHachi-ko Chuken
      7/21/16 12:04pm

      Considering most of his supporters don’t have a firm grasp on basic math, he probably comes off sounding like an economic genius.

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    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!Hamilton Nolan
    7/21/16 11:55am

    There was a time when we all thought “cyber” was the future too.

    AOL User4503: Wanna cyber? Im touching myself.

    AOL User9087: Me too...what r u wearing?

    AOL User4503: Nothing...

    AOL User9087: oh yeah

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      Fleur-de-litO frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
      7/21/16 11:58am

      a/s/l

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      RemingtonO frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
      7/21/16 12:00pm

      Ahhh...the good ol’ days.

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    pre-emptive sighHamilton Nolan
    7/21/16 11:57am

    I have states that are so bad. New England.

    New England, Sad!

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      BIMming Itpre-emptive sigh
      7/21/16 12:07pm

      I believe he was referring to the state of New England... which doesn’t exist, and is the reason your figures do nothing to discount him. lol

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      StoneColdSteveErkelBIMming It
      7/21/16 12:11pm

      Oh yeah!? Then where to the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS play!? HUH!?

      Gotcha!

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    ARP2Hamilton Nolan
    7/21/16 11:55am

    His answers causes my eye to twitch. However, I don’t view the common political non-answers in a much more favorable light, they’re just less clumsy and stupid sounding.

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      Darius Miles in "The Perfect Score"ARP2
      7/21/16 11:57am

      This clown makes Sarah Palin look like Disraeli.

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      puncha yo bunsARP2
      7/21/16 11:58am

      These seem like the mad ravings of someone who has flown free of his grip on reality.

      Boilerplate political answers might be evasive or hollow, but they at least resemble sentences and structures that a real person might utter.

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    Mcm1910Hamilton Nolan
    7/21/16 12:33pm

    Serious question. How will he avoid the debates? He can’t possibly participate in a live television broadcast where he is expected to know things about topics.

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      NicoMcm1910
      7/21/16 1:56pm

      Do you honestly think his base cares? As long as he keeps making fun of people and saying things like “I’m not PC" and "I'll build a wall" then they don't care what other nonsense pours out of his anus. Sorry, mouth.

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      Hank ScorpioNico
      7/21/16 3:04pm

      No, but I think the Bernie supporters and independents who are on the fence might.

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    igotwordsHamilton Nolan
    7/21/16 12:45pm

    So... let’s break this down.

    Nato’s Article V under Trump wouldn’t be a guarantee..

    His campaign run by Paul Manafort, who worked for Putin.

    And everytime he opens his mouth to speak on substance for more than 10 seconds he babbles moronically.

    He only listens to himself when it comes to decisions.

    If elected he’d have access nukes, and the most powerful army/navy/airforce on earth. Which he’s already promised he will order to break the geneva conventions, and ignore the laws of the land on torture, the first amendment, due process, judicial review, etc.

    Not to mention control of congress, and the judciary.

    But Hillary is a liar and can’t be trusted... so therefore some people (even former Bernie voters) are going to vote for the dumbest nominee in the history of America?

    Oh, and btw... Look at the polls ya’ll.

    General Election: Trump vs. Clinton Reuters/Ipsos Clinton 40, Trump 36 Clinton +4
    General Election: Trump vs. Clinton LA Times/USC Clinton 43, Trump 43 Tie
    General Election: Trump vs. Clinton vs. Johnson vs. Stein Reuters/Ipsos Clinton 39, Trump 35, Johnson 7, Stein 3 Clinton +4
    Ohio: Trump vs. Clinton Suffolk Clinton 44, Trump 44 Tie

    The race is almost within the margin of error.

    This is fine.

    GIF
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      PabloSandovalsGutigotwords
      7/21/16 1:20pm

      He listens to himself? Suddenly I’m nostalgic for Nancy Reagan’s astrologer.

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      igotwordsPabloSandovalsGut
      7/21/16 1:23pm

      http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-bri…

      We’re way past humorous stage at this point.

      Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump, who has long shied away from naming any foreign policy advisors, suggested Wednesday that he was his own top consultant on the issue.

      “I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain, and I’ve said a lot of things,” Trump said during a telephone interview on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.”

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    Ma BuddichezHamilton Nolan
    7/21/16 11:52am

    David, I have statisticians, and I know, like if I went to Pennsylvania, I say, “Give me the statistics on what is going on with respect to manufacturing.” Numbers — 45, 55, 65, I have states that are so bad. New England.

    How? Fucking How? Fucking god-damned HOW, is this fucknut a major political parties nominee for the highest office in the land?

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      gingerhammeredMa Buddichez
      7/21/16 12:16pm

      Because said party has spent the last 40 years appealing to rank stupidity and the lowest common denominator while simultaneously destroying the educational system and any notion of civic responsibility.

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      Ma Buddichezgingerhammered
      7/21/16 12:32pm

      Not included in the article, emphasis added. Nothing new for Trump, but what the ever-loving fuck?

      US military presence in foreign nations

      Then if we cannot make a deal, which I believe we will be able to, and which I would prefer being able to, but if we cannot make a deal, I would like you to say, I would prefer being able to, some people, the one thing they took out of your last story, you know, some people, the fools and the haters, they said, “Oh, Trump doesn’t want to protect you.” I would prefer that we be able to continue, but if we are not going to be reasonably reimbursed for the tremendous cost of protecting these massive nations with tremendous wealth — you have the tape going on?

      Turkey Coup

      I don’t think so, but I do give great credit to him for turning it around. You know, the first hour, it seemed like it was over. Then all of a sudden, and the amazing thing is the one that won that was the people. They came out on the streets, and the army types didn’t want to drive over them like they did in Tiananmen Square when they sort of drived them over, and that was the end of that. Right? People said, I’m not going to drive over people. The people came out of their homes, and they were not in favor of what the military was doing. So that was quite impressive from the standpoint of existing government. I will say this: I think Turkey can do a lot against ISIS, and I would hope that if I’m dealing with them, they will do much more about ISIS.

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    OMG!PONIES!Hamilton Nolan
    7/21/16 12:05pm

    Trump is friends with Poison Ivy?

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      VanNostrandOMG!PONIES!
      7/21/16 12:08pm

      Doubt he befriends colored people

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      OMG!PONIES!VanNostrand
      7/21/16 12:13pm

      Trump loves green almost as much as he loves orange.

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    ScottRaphaelHamilton Nolan
    7/21/16 11:54am

    I hope this guy overdoses on his pep pills before this election, I can’t take it anymore.

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      det-devil-ailsScottRaphael
      7/21/16 12:01pm

      We can assume that’s Mike Pence’s only angle for taking the job.

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      uualternatedet-devil-ails
      7/21/16 1:16pm

      Pence gets to run domestic and foreign policy.

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