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    Quasar FunkAshley Feinberg
    7/20/16 7:48pm

    Team Frothy Mix

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      Pumibellicose is really a BinturongQuasar Funk
      7/20/16 7:52pm

      Gross! But I give stars anyhoo.

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      MilksHumanKindnessQuasar Funk
      7/20/16 8:00pm

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    SpringfeelAshley Feinberg
    7/20/16 7:52pm
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      Darth MoleSpringfeel
      7/20/16 11:15pm

      Did he really say that??

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      eats books and leavesDarth Mole
      7/21/16 8:15am

      Yes, basically.

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/think-ta…

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    Crown_JewAshley Feinberg
    7/20/16 7:59pm

    Ashley you are a goddamn treasure.

    And Santorum is pure human garbage.

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      yousayclamato, joeCrown_Jew
      7/20/16 9:10pm

      No.

      There ain't nothing pure about him.

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      Biturbowagonyousayclamato, joe
      7/20/16 10:06pm

      You’re right. He’s not pure. He is that frothy mixture.

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    ManchuCandidateAshley Feinberg
    7/20/16 7:59pm
    GIF

    Was he shaking his fist in rage at you like this?

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      Harkin BanksAshley Feinberg
      7/20/16 8:21pm

      Ashley, I might love you as much as I used to love Caity Weaver.

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        sossajesHarkin Banks
        7/20/16 10:47pm

        I’m experiencing a major internal conflict about this contrast

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      anonymousryanAshley Feinberg
      7/20/16 8:28pm

      What kind of leadership can the GOP provide when they so clearly lack squad goals?

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        BoSephusAshley Feinberg
        7/20/16 8:01pm

        You guys are seriously doing the lords work. Thank you for this.

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          whiskeytangoAshley Feinberg
          7/20/16 11:08pm

          Santorum is vile scum. I’m talking about the person here, not the frothy mixture. He tried to privatize the National Weather Service, for fuck sake. He thought his big corporate donor, the Weather Channel could do the job better, and that the “gubmint” was competing with them. The Weather Channel. The people who decided to name snow storms. The people who blow every weather system out of proportion, like it is the end of the world—all to get more eyey on their channel to sell ads. Don’t forget, as a lawyer, Santorum’s big case was to convince a court that the WWE was okay in feeding steroids to wrestlers.

          Let’s not forget, he also wants to bring us into being a religious state, like Saudi Arabia, where the upper eschalon doesn’t have to comply, but the masses will be controlled by strict religious doctrine, decided by fundamentalist freaks. And the cherry on top: That whole story about making his kids meet a dead fetus. Real mainstream guy, this one.

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            George Pwhiskeytango
            7/21/16 4:57am

            Not bad but you could certainly find more dangerous examples of his work in congress. Jokes and name calling arent enough for this guy. He was truly dangerous and should never have been allowed anywhere near the levers of power.

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          Ed SpockAshley Feinberg
          7/20/16 7:56pm

          Instead, Rick Santorum shot back, “I am not team anything.... I’m no team.”

          That’s not true Rick. As a Republican member of the US Congress, you were a key member of team Complete Assholes.

          In fact I’d go so far as to say you were an all-star.

          Still not quite at hall of fame level though.

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            masalaswagAshley Feinberg
            7/20/16 7:50pm

            I really wanted to hear him say “I’m Team Jesus!” and attempt to drop the mic and walk away. He’d feel like the winner we all know he isn’t and that moment would have solidified so much of his legacy.

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              1llamarampage will write againmasalaswag
              7/20/16 8:29pm

              Santorum’s PR team has advised him to avoid attempting mic-drop situations after becoming aware that the frothy mix tends to act as an adhesive both to the fingers and to small objects, making dropping things on command a bit of an iffy situation.

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              Dose-of-Realitymasalaswag
              7/20/16 11:47pm

              Honestly, if he said “I’m Team Jesus” and walked off, I’d call him the winner. I’m sure he had no idea what that question meant. I know way more than I need to about Kimye/Taylor and I’d be annoyed being asked that question.

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