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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsAndy Cush
    7/20/16 2:14pm

    So you are sharing an apartment with Ashley Feinberg for an entire week and you are both double-fisting free gin and tonics and Miller Light in the most romantic city in America?

    Bowchickawowow!

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      Andy Cush99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      7/20/16 2:15pm

      Brendan and Alex are here too.

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsAndy Cush
      7/20/16 2:15pm

      Group thing, huh? You guys are total kinksters.

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    Freddie DeBoerAndy Cush
    7/20/16 2:20pm

    thank you for describing hell so concisely

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      Andy CushFreddie DeBoer
      7/20/16 2:27pm

      I do what I can. Thanks for reading, Freddie.

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      Freddie DeBoerAndy Cush
      7/20/16 2:29pm

      Always!

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    Jerry-NetherlandAndy Cush
    7/20/16 2:30pm

    So is John Stanton actually so big that he can’t find a shirt that fits him? Because I have never seen him wear a shirt that he can actually button up; that is to say, large enough to fit him in one of his gazillion TV appearances. (Or maybe he only owns the one shirt)

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      DashleyinCaliJerry-Netherland
      7/20/16 2:40pm

      I have the biggest crush on John Stanton.

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      Jerry-NetherlandDashleyinCali
      7/20/16 2:51pm

      Head over to your local gay leather bar. You’ll find no shortage of Stantons (of whom he is actually the copy, aesthetically) to call your own.

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    cavanegraAndy Cush
    7/20/16 2:58pm

    What kind of gin?

    Let me guess, . . . Bombay Sapphire.

    I’m right, aren’t I?

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      Andy Cushcavanegra
      7/20/16 3:06pm

      Beefeater.

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      cavanegraAndy Cush
      7/20/16 3:10pm

      Jesus.

      Cheap bastards. I guess they were going for that “real journalist” cred.

      They probably all smoke Marlboro Reds (none of that “American Spirit,” or “roll your own” nonsense).

      Hunter S. Thompson is dead buzzfeed; get over it.

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    Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Andy Cush
    7/20/16 2:11pm

    But was the 12-year-old girl who writes all of Buzzfeed’s headlines there?

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      Professor ChaosFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      7/20/16 2:14pm

      Of course not. It was past her bedtime.

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    Skipping along to our shared destructionAndy Cush
    7/20/16 3:40pm

    Is this gathering and your inability to handle your drugs the reason why there’s no “however many more days and a wake up” today? To shamelessly steal from Amy Schumer, that column is like testicles and Grandparents - you really miss them when they’re gone.

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      det-devil-ailsAndy Cush
      7/20/16 2:43pm

      So does that mean you guys left for the bar before The Muslim For Trump gave the closing prayer and was met with chants of “NO MUSLIMS! NO MUSLIMS!”?

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        RooseveltsRevengeAndy Cush
        7/20/16 7:59pm

        Andy, when you say you are a big guy.... Does that count the feminine facial features you’re trying to cover up with that beard?

        (Totally joking.)

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          TristanhamishAndy Cush
          7/20/16 2:34pm

          Great to hear you’re having such a Trumpalicious time.

          2. Why am I still greyed :( , I've never trolled or baited!

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            louboudreauAndy Cush
            7/20/16 4:46pm

            Not an oil refinery. Steel mill.

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