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    gramercypoliceAshley Feinberg
    7/19/16 6:02pm

    Why you didn’t point out that “Pokemon” and “Bilderberg” have the same number of syllables, I'll never know.

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      SquidEatinDoughgramercypolice
      7/19/16 6:13pm
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      YoSup is in League with the Raccoon Menacegramercypolice
      7/19/16 7:11pm

      Not just the same number of syllables, but the same stress pattern, which you conveniently forgot to mention. What are you trying to hide?

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    Icecold DavisAshley Feinberg
    7/19/16 6:06pm

    In fairness, that is clearly a man who knows nothing about gyms.

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      Endless Supply of CynicismIcecold Davis
      7/19/16 7:03pm

      Funny enough he used to lift. Pretty sure he stopped going

      http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php…

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      HerRoyalRednessIcecold Davis
      7/19/16 9:05pm
      GIF
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    Deadly the EternalAshley Feinberg
    7/19/16 6:03pm

    The answer to that is “yes”! Michelle Obama is behind this as a way to get people more active, but to also make them more likely to get hit by a car. Barack is involved as well, bringing people out so that it’ll be easier to take their guns. Or maybe all these Pokemon are just “aliens” and it’s a way to make everyone believe that the government will eventually release all the real aliens from Area 51.

    Wake up, sheeple!

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      4thdeskonrightDeadly the Eternal
      7/19/16 6:07pm

      The rarest Pokemon are in FEMA camps. All roads lead to FEMA camps.

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      Deadly the Eternal4thdeskonright
      7/19/16 6:08pm

      FEMA also stands for Find Every Motherfucking Alien.

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    SlickWillieAshley Feinberg
    7/19/16 6:07pm

    Yes! YES! God I wish I was in a position where fucking with this guy was a part of my job.

    Ashley, if you just say “puuussyyyyy” every time he walks by you from here until the end of the convention I'll buy you like, 4 shots in the hypothetical future

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendSlickWillie
      7/19/16 6:48pm

      One shot per pussy, don’t be cheap!

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      The Best Cooler in the Businesscheerful_exgirlfriend
      7/19/16 7:12pm

      You win quote of the year.

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    Hollow_LogAshley Feinberg
    7/19/16 6:02pm

    Seriously, being called a turd by Alex Jones has to be the defining moment of your career thus far, right? It would be mine.

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      LetsgobowlingAshley Feinberg
      7/19/16 6:02pm

      I think he just knows that you know way, way more about Pokémon Go than he ever will, and he didn’t want to embarrass himself.

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        DrWhoSoccerStarLetsgobowling
        7/19/16 6:22pm

        He was also afraid she might troll him.

        http://gawker.com/9-tips-for-mas…

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        LetsgobowlingDrWhoSoccerStar
        7/19/16 6:30pm

        Some people deserve to be trolled.

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      TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Ashley Feinberg
      7/19/16 6:00pm

      Don’t take it so personally, Ashley. Alex Jones simply knows the truth:

      TEAM ROCKET IS A SECRET DIVISION OF THE OBAMA GOVERNMENT CREATED TO CAPTURE AND EXPERIMENT ON THESE POWERFUL CREATURES. THEY CAN LOOK LIKE ANYONE:

      TRUSTWORTHY ELDERS

      LAW ENFORCEMENT PERSONNEL

      CHILDRENS’ ENTERTAINERS

      No one is safe from their reach! BE PREPARED, AMERICA. TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN.

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        Sid and FinancyAshley Feinberg
        7/19/16 6:28pm

        I think you have Pokémon Go confused with Magic: The Gathering of Massive Dossiers of Personal Information on Every American Citizen.

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          ThomasMooreAshley Feinberg
          7/19/16 6:32pm

          Apropos of nothing — I have a good friend who knows Jones fairly well. He says the guy is really lovable, loyal, charming and funny. I asked “is he crazy?” My friend without pausing said “OH! He’s totally fucking nuts! Hahaha... no, seriously, he’s bonkers.”

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            ManchuCandidateAshley Feinberg
            7/19/16 6:06pm

            Because he is secretly Pikachu in a human suit.

            That’s why!

            It’s all a plot by Anti-Anal Probing Aliens, Pokemon (THEY’RE REAL!), the Kiwanis Clubs and Zoidberg to control our minds for when they take all our tinfoil away leaving us defenseless against their mind control rays.

            SHHHHH!

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