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    Gamblor JDAndy Cush
    7/19/16 1:08pm

    I’m in Northern California and a local news station reported the other night that the California delegates had been relegated to a water park resort in Sandusky for the convention. The report showed a bunch of delegates playing at the water park on Sunday. I’m wondering if that’s what is responsible for the outbreak.

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      PucaTimGamblor JD
      7/19/16 1:12pm

      They could have just brought it from California, we had it run through our office recently and jesus the contagiousness was crazy. 4 people in a 7 person office, and then the significant others of 2 of those people all in the space of 48 hours.

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      Most FlavorfulGamblor JD
      7/19/16 1:14pm

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    Sean BrodyAndy Cush
    7/19/16 1:03pm

    Some RNC Attendees Have Explosive Vomiting

    Regurgitation seems to be all the rage in Cleveland this week

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      det-devil-ailsSean Brody
      7/19/16 1:07pm
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      Skipping along to our shared destructionSean Brody
      7/19/16 1:10pm

      I liked the other version.

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    Skipping along to our shared destructionAndy Cush
    7/19/16 1:03pm

    Someone should have warned them that you don’t eat a Cleveland Steamer.

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      Darth MoleSkipping along to our shared destruction
      7/19/16 1:13pm

      Or Cuyahoga river clams.

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      Just another GawkfugeeSkipping along to our shared destruction
      7/19/16 2:12pm

      I had to google that because I didn’t know what it meant. I thought maybe it was like a Chicago hot dog, but I didn’t really get the joke.

      Thanks for destroying the last bit of innocence in my heart. I hate you and the internet.

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    DangleSnizCelliAndy Cush
    7/19/16 1:03pm

    If Trump vomits on stage, what the fuck would the difference be from any other speech?

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      Just another GawkfugeeDangleSnizCelli
      7/19/16 1:05pm

      Long as he doesn’t steal Obama’s vomit and pass it off as his own.

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      The Noble RenardJust another Gawkfugee
      7/19/16 1:09pm

      It would just be plagiarizing George HW Bush.

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    e.nonAndy Cush
    7/19/16 1:11pm

    omg... does anyone have a spreadsheet of all the catastrophies that have/will happen during this convention...

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      flamingolingoe.non
      7/19/16 1:16pm

      Well let’s see here...plague: check. Next up: storms of locusts and frogs.

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      Just another Gawkfugeeflamingolingo
      7/19/16 2:14pm

      Which one is ‘blood from your wherever’?

      I think that one comes first. They can’t even colossally fail correctly.

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    HighLikeAnEagleAndy Cush
    7/19/16 1:17pm

    “Hey, that’s our thing!”

    -Cincinnati

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaHighLikeAnEagle
      7/19/16 2:55pm

      Wow, even when a food stylist tries to make it look good...

      It really, really doesn’t.

      Also there’s something more than vaguely obscene about that hot dog tip poking out the way it is. The dog has dog penis.

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      HighLikeAnEagleDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      7/19/16 5:38pm

      I really wish you hadn’t pointed out the tip of the hot dog. Now it’s all I can see.

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    Just another GawkfugeeAndy Cush
    7/19/16 1:01pm

    OMG, it really is literally a shitshow.

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      Promnight Dumpster Baby FireJust another Gawkfugee
      7/19/16 1:47pm

      The shitstorm and the dumpster fire are converging. Also forecast: a puke-nado.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaPromnight Dumpster Baby Fire
      7/19/16 2:51pm

      We’ve gotta get The Asylum on this to film it!

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    SpringSprungAndy Cush
    7/19/16 1:07pm

    Hand to god, I read that list as diarrhea, throwing up, nausea, sarah palin...

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaSpringSprung
      7/19/16 2:46pm

      Sounds about right. She was an early symptom, heralding the coming of the true illness...

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    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDAndy Cush
    7/19/16 1:12pm

    For Norquistvirus, be sure to increase fluid intake, and absolutely NO taxes for 72 hours.

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      Lord Sharkʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILD
      7/19/16 1:28pm

      In severe cases of Norquistvirus, you are advised to drown yourself in the bathtub.

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      cEEk74Lord Shark
      7/19/16 2:36pm

      I have a great toaster to throw in that would match most bathroom decor.

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    Just another GawkfugeeAndy Cush
    7/19/16 1:02pm

    Diarrhea

    Throwing Up

    Nausea

    Stomach Pain

    Fever

    Headache

    Body Aches

    BENGHAZI!!!

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      Gamblor JDJust another Gawkfugee
      7/19/16 1:09pm

      Checks out!

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