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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeGabrielle Bluestone
    7/19/16 10:05am

    “Nah. Not when 93 percent of the speech is completely different than Michelle Obama’s speech.”

    Well, sure, but 100% of what was plagiarized is entirely the same.

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      TreacherousBastardHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      7/19/16 10:08am

      I’m sad Michelle is limited to two terms as First Lady. Thanks Obama.

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeTreacherousBastard
      7/19/16 10:09am

      Ugh, hear, hear. I feel you.

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    okiedokieokieGabrielle Bluestone
    7/19/16 10:06am

    Is he in the city and accepting take out orders? I could really use a sausage-biscuit and a couple of orders of hash browns right about now. Oh, and an OJ. Just a small one, though. If he can get this on a combo, then have him do that.

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      Ianokiedokieokie
      7/19/16 10:09am

      ...and pick up dry cleaning on the way back...

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      EvenBaggierTrousers5okiedokieokie
      7/19/16 10:10am

      I could really use a sausage-biscuit and a couple of orders of hash browns right about now

      You better order TWO sausage biscuits and THREE orders of hash browns because... you know.

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    Sean BrodyGabrielle Bluestone
    7/19/16 10:06am

    Chris Christie, a glutton for punishment, among other things,

    Yay. Fat jokes.

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      fat-guySean Brody
      7/19/16 10:08am

      As a fat person, this doesn’t bother me at all. Christie isn’t one of those people who got fat because of some disorder, he got fat because of doughnuts and hot dogs.

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      Sean Brodyfat-guy
      7/19/16 10:12am

      As a fat person, this doesn’t bother me at all. Christie isn’t one of those people who got fat because of some disorder, he got fat because of doughnuts and hot dogs.

      He’s likely got some manner of food addiction.
      There’s an almost infinite number of other things to go after him on.

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    The Noble RenardGabrielle Bluestone
    7/19/16 10:07am

    *to be read in PFT’s Werner Herzog voice*

    And thus, Chris Christie has become the embodiment of parasitism, a lowly worm attached to the corpulent flesh of his lifegiver, a wheezing example of makind’s ill-being and our struggle against an unkind and untrustworthy God.

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      DoobyOneThe Noble Renard
      7/19/16 10:24am

      Goddamn I love Paul F.’s Herzog. The best part of the morning might be the angry trolls not getting any love. Iowafan is banned again for being a racist shitstick so all is right in the world.

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      HelioThe Noble Renard
      7/19/16 11:06am

      I’ve been meaning to re-download those Doug Loves Movies episodes. The show is usually just an amusing lark to have on the train commute, but any time“Werner Herzog” or “Mark Wahlberg” are on and I am snickering uncontrollably. Wish he would do that more! Thanks for the reminder.

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    DoobyOneGabrielle Bluestone
    7/19/16 10:06am

    Saw him on the Today Show. What a sad, sad man.

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      IanDoobyOne
      7/19/16 10:12am

      Am I the only person that thinks NBC is fellating the absolute shit out of the RNC? And that they are weak when it comes to questioning any Trump surrogate or Trump himself? And that they give all of these shining assessments of his family?

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      DoobyOneIan
      7/19/16 10:16am

      No, they’re awful. But it’s all about convincing people that Trump has a chance.

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    igotwordsGabrielle Bluestone
    7/19/16 10:07am

    Hey, only 7% of these bags have crack cocaine in them... no need to prosecute.

    Jeez, only 7% percent of the cops are corrupt or openly racist, no need to root them out.

    Ya’ know only 7% of the country will need to be exterminated in our new state of the art gulags, no need to make a fuss.

    Golly, we only used 7% of the nukes we have to wipe it millions of people on the whim of a temperamental and pathological liar, whats the big deal?

    Well... glad we have all that settled. Anyone want to pay for 93% of my lunch?

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      Bulfrightigotwords
      7/19/16 10:11am

      Christie’s been reading the classics

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      ConallofUlsterigotwords
      7/19/16 10:17am

      The george washington bridge was only closed for like 7% of that week.

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    Hollow_LogGabrielle Bluestone
    7/19/16 10:05am

    Christie: “now, if you don’t mind, McDonald’s quits serving breakfast at 10:30.”

    Lauer: “Actually, they serve breakfast all day”

    Christie: “Really? That lying fucker Pence!”

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      Slow MutantHollow_Log
      7/19/16 10:09am

      Do you think there’s even a chance that Christie didn’t already know that?

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      TinFoilFedoraHollow_Log
      7/19/16 10:13am

      GOP rules: Trump fucks Pence. Pence fucks Christie.

      Check that with Priebus. If he’s sober, he’ll explain how it all works.

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    det-devil-ailsGabrielle Bluestone
    7/19/16 10:05am

    Mark my words - this goes deep, people. How do we even know that was really Chachi, and not somebody wearing one of these?

    MENDACITY!

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      carIdrogodet-devil-ails
      7/19/16 10:08am

      It is a vast far left conspiracy u see. Case closed.

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      7/19/16 10:13am
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    Low Information BoaterGabrielle Bluestone
    7/19/16 10:08am

    I mean, when you've already cashed in your meager supply of dignity for a failed chance at VP, what does further debasement cost you?

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      TakahashiLow Information Boater
      7/19/16 10:26am

      I assume he’s begging for the AG position where he’ll create the 7% rule: if whatever crime you’re committing fulfills only 7% or less than the definition of the crime, then you’re doing okay.

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      Low Information BoaterTakahashi
      7/19/16 10:36am

      Jeez, more plagiarism from the Trump campaign, considering that's already how things work. Shameless!

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    AliceInWunderlandGabrielle Bluestone
    7/19/16 10:11am

    I thought Chris Christie was dropped from the convention like a hot potato? Did someone invite him back?

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      Hachi-ko ChukenAliceInWunderland
      7/19/16 10:20am

      Yes and I thought he was replaced by Antonio Sabato, Jr.

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      Denver is too damn highAliceInWunderland
      7/19/16 10:23am

      They realized they wanted fries with it

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