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    Jordan CatalanoAshley Feinberg
    7/19/16 9:58am

    Melania Trump may very well be the most hella attractive woman these eyes ever done set upon, but is that what we want out of our first lady? Consider, for instance, the case of Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama. Both lit First Ladies without a doubt, and both land anywhere between a 2 and a 5. Should straight up gorgeous women be allowed to hold one of this nation’s most important posts, or should we reserve them spots for women that actually got where they be because of how they do, not what they is?

    As a former Bernie supporter I believe that all women are beautiful, not just super models like Melania here. I think the rarest beauty of all is that of a woman who don’t take no for an answer, and who done did it herself with no outside help at all.

    Our girl Hills is straight up on point in that respect. She’s damn near a billionaire after a hella successful career in the federal government. She know that system like the back of her hand and that is why we need her sitting behind that desk straight cheesin on those Republicans. Word.

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      SpringfeelJordan Catalano
      7/19/16 10:04am
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      CameropsJordan Catalano
      7/19/16 10:05am

      You mention First ladies getting there on their own steam, and I guffawed. You may as well say she ROWED that coat-tail to Washington.

      Look, if you want accomplished women, they’re not hard to find in DC. But you’re not going to find one among First Ladies. You’ll find them literally all over DC, all over the nation, just not if you limit yourself to actually examining the coat-tails for riders.

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    ThePriceofEggsinMaltaAshley Feinberg
    7/19/16 9:56am

    The more I watch Paul Manafort speak, the more I wonder why Trump bothers to have handlers in the first place. I’m watching him in a press conference right now and he’s doubling down again.

    He’s implying that Melania was responsible for the speech (lol), he straight-up said that the first entity to draw attention to the speech was the Clinton campaign (lol). He’s talking over reporters asking about the speech, denying that there was any “word for word” plagiarism...

    Jesus, Christ, this is Communications 101 bullshit, this isn’t even advanced PR.

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      bellalunaThePriceofEggsinMalta
      7/19/16 9:59am

      Wow, that Hilary has got serious powers, being able to make people plagiarise the First Lady and lie like rugs!

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      GawkerMoronsAreMoronicThePriceofEggsinMalta
      7/19/16 10:18am

      All about bias baby. Its okay when my side does it, but heaven forbid you say something similar about hard work and values....then you’re pure evil.

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    Sean BrodyAshley Feinberg
    7/19/16 9:50am

    When Twitter recommends Trump tweets for me, should I be offended?
    Or is the algorithm just more aware of my autocratic and racist leanings than I am?

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      Quint the GreyerSean Brody
      7/19/16 9:54am

      It's just picking up on your love of Disney princesses.

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      Low Information BoaterSean Brody
      7/19/16 9:56am

      No. Twitter knows you have a good sense of humor. Be proud.

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    Quint the GreyerAshley Feinberg
    7/19/16 9:50am

    But we do know who wrote Melanias speech. It was Michelle.

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeQuint the Greyer
      7/19/16 9:50am

      Sad!

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      TheRainInSpain'sTherapistQuint the Greyer
      7/19/16 9:51am

      Lyin’ Mel! Sad!

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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerAshley Feinberg
    7/19/16 9:59am

    “...pure, unfiltered Trump tweets just the way god intended.”

    I dunno, man. I'd be careful with mainlining the uncut stuff. OD on that, and your IQ drops to the point where your brain can't figure out how to make your basic life functions work.

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      Desi_RelafordAshley Feinberg
      7/19/16 9:51am

      I’ve created a similar bot.

      Follow this link for original tweets and statements by Melania Trump.

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        stuckinthegreyswithyouAshley Feinberg
        7/19/16 9:50am

        Even the fake Donald Trump is trying to divert attention from the disaster that is the RNC.

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          CharitybAshley Feinberg
          7/19/16 9:59am

          You could use analytics to make this even better. For example, figure out how many three or more syllable words Trump uses in most Tweets and filter out the tweets that seem to be above a second grade reading level.

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            Hollow_LogAshley Feinberg
            7/19/16 10:00am

            “ask not what your cunt tweets can do for youths, ask what youths can do for your cunt tweets” - TheRealMelaniaTrump

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              SpringfeelAshley Feinberg
              7/19/16 10:01am

              Trumf tweets like a teenage child.

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