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    sǝuןq ɥɔsʇıʞJordan Sargent
    7/19/16 12:18am

    I’m loving this. So. Much.

    She also, supposedly, worked on it by herself, if the interview with Matt Lauer is to be believed.

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      thisnisssǝuןq ɥɔsʇıʞ
      7/19/16 12:23am

      Right... I totally believe Melania wrote this herself.

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      sǝuןq ɥɔsʇıʞthisniss
      7/19/16 12:26am

      I want to believe!

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    Beet ArthurJordan Sargent
    7/19/16 12:24am

    1 - poor Melania - she clearly didn’t write her own speech and will take the brunt of this mess.

    2- holy shit, thank you Trump campaign for the non stop trainwreck. just when you think things have gone to the end of nutso, they take it one step further.

    just wow.

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      thethinwhitedukeBeet Arthur
      7/19/16 12:30am

      Except she claims she wrote it herself, which means she gets to fall on the sword. In theory.

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      Raaaaaaaadaniel ChicagoBeet Arthur
      7/19/16 12:43am

      Hot take- Fuck melania for saying she was going to write this speech.

      And for repeatedly saying she fell in love with Donald and not specifically his money.

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    Sid and FinancyJordan Sargent
    7/19/16 12:13am

    I’ll give the Trump campaign this: At least the rest of the section was, it would seem, specifically tailored to avoid detection.

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      puncha yo bunsSid and Financy
      7/19/16 12:21am

      If I were running this speech through TurnItIn there’d be a couple dozen little red flags and I would relish marking a big ole “F” on this student’s paper. Melania and Donald need to fail the presidency. Not cool man.

      On the whole, this is some dumpster fire, Twilight-Zone, hot ass mess, total BS, Republican chicanery. How has this gone on for so long. How is this still going on. IT’S JUST SO WEIRD. Wtf is happening, man.

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      gramercypoliceSid and Financy
      7/19/16 12:25am

      I knew there was something fishy when she said, “Four score and a day that will live in infamy, our five fathers on the land and on the sea will never die, they will just fade away. So ask not what your country can do for you. Fear itself. Ask, “I’m out of order? I’m out of order? You are out of order!” Today, I am the luckiest man in the world. I saved Latin. What did you ever do?”

      But I still can’t put my finger on exactly what speech that’s from. It may be Pol Pot.

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    reoneJordan Sargent
    7/19/16 12:16am

    This is amazing. Literally amazing. I laughed out loud hearing her repeat Michelle. I mean, this could only be sabotage, right?

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      scottmillreone
      7/19/16 12:24am

      I mean, this HAS to be an aide paying her back for having a drink thrown at them or something. “Fuck this, I’ll paste part of Michelle Obama’s speech in there so she’s put side-by-side and compared to the best First Lady since Jackie Kennedy.

      Good job making sure nothing is reported except “boy, the Trump campaign sure screws up the easiest things” for the rest of the campaign.

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      Beet Arthurreone
      7/19/16 12:25am

      That would be amazing if true.

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    Kenhe LoginJordan Sargent
    7/19/16 1:04am

    Is there anything more ironic than plagiarizing a speech about integrity, hard work and values?

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      Darth MoleKenhe Login
      7/19/16 1:18am

      I, for one, think there is nothing more ironic than plagiarizing a speech about integrity, hard work and values.

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      Kenhe LoginDarth Mole
      7/19/16 1:29am

      Possibly Marcel Marceau having the only speaking part in Silent Movie.

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    puncha yo bunsJordan Sargent
    7/19/16 12:16am

    There’s a special place in hell for women who lift convention speeches from other women.

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      Carrie Mathisonpuncha yo buns
      7/19/16 12:24am

      That's a... very specific part of hell!

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      crouching tigerpuncha yo buns
      7/19/16 12:25am

      The Lean In crowd would not approve.

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    smellslikeassJordan Sargent
    7/19/16 12:50am

    Great point being made on MSNBC right now regarding how all the talking heads are giving Melania a pass over this even though she claimed she wrote the speech.

    “Would they have given Michelle Obama the same break?”

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      flamingolingosmellslikeass
      7/19/16 12:57am

      Of course not. Does anyone else remember the “terrorist fist bump”?

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      waykwiksmellslikeass
      7/19/16 1:01am

      Who is giving her a pass? Hopefully not the electorate.

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    Mr.PeepersJordan Sargent
    7/19/16 12:22am

    Just check which GOP intern got busted the most times for plagiarism at SouthNorth Bumblefuck Bible College for an inside look at who dun it. For elitists they sure never miss a chance to lower the bar when it comes to their own. Master disaster race

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      IhpsdmMr.Peepers
      7/19/16 12:28am

      Hope Hicks isn’t an intern, she’s just trying to sabotage Trump’s current wife.

      Besides, if you are going to steal, steal from the best.

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      Mr.PeepersIhpsdm
      7/19/16 12:37am

      What’s with all that details shit? As far as I’m concerned BobbyJoe and Sarah broke into the fuckin White House in Klan robes and stole the 8track tape with Michelle’s speech on it. They then sold that 8track tape in exchange for 10 lbs of pure Mexican tar heroin to Trump’s team of top Bible College scientists who decrypted it for him. They then remixed it and put it on cassette tape and loaded it in Melania’s Soviet memory bank which is accessed in her plastic vagina.

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    Vanguard KnightJordan Sargent
    7/19/16 12:13am

    There is no way she lifted passages from a Sub-Group Member’s speech.

    Its well known that non-White Sub Hu... groups have contributed nothing to civilization.
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      9-LinesVanguard Knight
      7/19/16 12:16am

      Well, she is a Slav that would make her a member of a sub-group to many of trump supporters...

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      BuffaloRude9-Lines
      7/19/16 12:24am

      Like those people could even find the country she emigrated from on a map with bright arrows pointing to it.

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    Shut Up!Jordan Sargent
    7/19/16 12:21am

    Not surprising. There isn’t an original thought amoung the lot of the Grand Old Tired Party.

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      HellishHarlotShut Up!
      7/19/16 12:46am

      So, so tired. And they’re out of Jello!

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      Shut Up!HellishHarlot
      7/19/16 12:55am

      But they still have their guns and Depends.

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