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EvenBaggierTrousers4Alex Pareene
7/18/16 5:10pm
Tonight, in this world, Melania Trump will speak on foreign policy.

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  stillasouthernthingEvenBaggierTrousers4
  7/18/16 5:20pm
  It should be great, her speech was written by her leg waxer.
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  IanEvenBaggierTrousers4
  7/18/16 5:23pm
  “I come to America because I do good job of being good looking! Please come to the United States if beautiful like me.”
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NoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan TheoriesAlex Pareene
7/18/16 5:13pm

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  MarkRavingMadNoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan Theories
  7/18/16 5:17pm
  Who is this? What’s your operating number?
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  Ed SpockNoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan Theories
  7/18/16 5:25pm
  Ford’s little “Damn that was a stupid thing to say” reaction after he asked “How are you?” is one of the little things that made Star Wars a classic.
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Cam/ronAlex Pareene
7/18/16 4:59pm
“At least swing your bloody cowboys hats on the beat, ya wankers!”

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  BCDFGCam/ron
  7/18/16 5:00pm
  I lose points for using late-period Bowie, understood, but…
  
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  MBCockCam/ron
  7/18/16 5:01pm
  
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CaliforlifeAlex Pareene
7/18/16 5:09pm
It’s already here, isn’t it? That future time when there is one party that is all white, vs. another party that is controlled by whites but that “looks” better because it’s far more colorful.
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  BIMming ItCaliforlife
  7/18/16 5:32pm
  Close, we have one party that is all white and run by the Illuminati, and another party that is largely white with minority support and run by lizard people.
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  CaliforlifeBIMming It
  7/18/16 5:44pm
  #Teamlizard. But also as posted elsewhere, please just let Kanye and Taylor fight the proxy race war.
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XrdsAlumAlex Pareene
7/18/16 5:32pm
Remain calm! All is well!

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  PoodletimeXrdsAlum
  7/18/16 7:12pm
  This week, you can post this clip a bunch of times, and it will not get old....
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  CorbettoPoodletime
  7/18/16 7:41pm
  According to the esteemed Dr Ben Carson, his name is Rinse Pubis.
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Hip Brooklyn StereotypeAlex Pareene
7/18/16 5:01pm
Reince Proboscis:

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  DoeNutsHip Brooklyn Stereotype
  7/18/16 5:04pm
  And a dead ringer for Nixon.
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  Hip Brooklyn StereotypeDoeNuts
  7/18/16 5:07pm
  Nixon had wished he was that fetching!
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ThePriceofEggsinMaltaAlex Pareene
7/18/16 5:51pm
Holy shit, Manafort on CNBC just now was basically giving this exact message. No, no, everything’s fine, the fight I picked just this morning with the Republican governor of this incredibly important swing state is nothing to worry about, the fact that several states’ delegates just walked out is nothing to worry about, that’s all in the past and we’re here to move forward, this convention is all about moving forward, there won’t be any empty seats because moving forward convention this is, America make again safe, five o’clock and all is well, thank you for coming, try the veal.

Good Lord. I didn’t think it would be this bad of a dumpster fire. At least, not this early.
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  Ginger Is A ConstructThePriceofEggsinMalta
  7/18/16 6:16pm
  But if a vote has been prevented, haven’t the “Never Trumps” been neutralized? Are there other shenanigans they can pull?
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  ThePriceofEggsinMaltaGinger Is A Construct
  7/18/16 6:53pm
  From the assorted interviews I half-watched as I was preparing dinner, it sounded like there were quite a few pissed-off delegates who weren’t done trying to do something.
  
  From what little I’ve read/heard, though, it seems like there’s not much they can do procedurally or legally. But from a PR standpoint alone, they can still cause quite a few headaches.
  
  Who knows. It’s going to be an interesting few days.
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Ed SpockAlex Pareene
7/18/16 5:08pm
Nothing to see her folks. All is well. We are in complete control of the situation. Enjoy your beer and hot dog.

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  LargeNZ1Ed Spock
  7/18/16 5:12pm
  
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  FusilliJerryEd Spock
  7/18/16 5:19pm
  Later on in the week...
  
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LawyerhereAlex Pareene
7/18/16 5:48pm
RNC official Steve King (not that one) mentioned that the last time the Republican National Convention was held in Cleveland was 80 years ago—during the Great Depression, which, he said, was a bit like the last eight years of Barack Obama’s presidency.

I get that the GOP hates Obama, but does he get no credit that our economy as measured by the stock market and unemployment is doing incredible, especially from where W left it? I really don’t get why he doesn’t get more credit for this, not to mention his measured approach and the number of “terrorists” we’ve killed on his watch.
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  XrdsAlumLawyerhere
  7/18/16 5:51pm
  Perhaps you forget, sir, that Mr. Obama is African-American.
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  LawyerhereXrdsAlum
  7/18/16 6:12pm
  Good point.
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PsonicPsunspotAlex Pareene
7/18/16 5:04pm
After a few minutes of floor arguments (G.E. Smith and company vamped for a bit), Rep. Steve Womack took control.

Fuck. I wanted Bobby Womack.

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  KinjaNinjaOnABinjaPsonicPsunspot
  7/18/16 7:36pm
  Of all the collateral damage in this shit show, I feel the worst for G.E. Smith. He paid his dues with Hall and Oates, and should have finished out his golden gigging years in the same cushy perch Lenny Pickett has.
  
  Life. What a Man-eater.
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  PsonicPsunspotKinjaNinjaOnABinja
  7/18/16 9:02pm
  That’s the rub: G.E. Smith is a goddamned genius.
  
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