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    PsonicPsunspotGabrielle Bluestone
    7/18/16 10:52am

    Here’s his picture, courtesy of the Post. How long do you think it will be until it appears on the cover of Rolling Stone?

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      Quint the GreyerPsonicPsunspot
      7/18/16 10:54am

      Is that a sporran in front? If so I think we need to seriously consider banning Scottish people until we get a handle on the situation.

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      PredatrixQuint the Greyer
      7/18/16 10:59am

      You’re a sporan in front. Burn!

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    Masshole JamesGabrielle Bluestone
    7/18/16 10:53am

    A good percentage of ISIS fighters are busy raping young boys so I don’t think they care what the Nice attacker did, so long as he had a wife and kids. I think there’s a fundamental misunderstanding by Westerners of what they consider gay, what many fundamentalist Muslims consider gay. Gay, to them, is somebody who lives the western-style gay life (living with a man, having sex with men, marching in parades and living an out life, etc.) So long as you have a wife and family, you can do as many boys as you want, so long as you’re giving and they’re receiving and they’re young. This, to them, is not gay, it’s normal. They grow up with no access to girls, and often getting used by older men and they do the same thing as they get older, since they likely won’t have sex with a woman until they get married (this is the case in a lot of countries like Saudi Arabia, too. It’s not just ISIS.) When you have time and can deal with the horror, google “dancing boys of Afghanistan”.

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      puncha yo bunsMasshole James
      7/18/16 11:00am

      That’s what twisted fundamentalism will get you! An entire community of religious folk repressed as fuck and taking out perhaps the most natural thing about them—their sexuality—in the most fucked up of ways.

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      Citizen-KangMasshole James
      7/18/16 11:20am

      I thought that as long as you said “no homo” afterwards, it wasn’t gay. Have I been mislead?

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    Quasar FunkGabrielle Bluestone
    7/18/16 10:50am

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      puncha yo bunsQuasar Funk
      7/18/16 10:54am

      Maybe this will finally be what brings ISIS down. Gay them from the inside.

      (phrasing?)

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      deadMeat, io9ghostQuasar Funk
      7/18/16 1:24pm

      needs more dildos.

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    benjaminalloverGabrielle Bluestone
    7/18/16 10:53am

    “He defecated everywhere, he cut up his daughter’s teddy bear and slashed the mattress,”

    WOW. Sounds like radical Islam to me...

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)benjaminallover
      7/18/16 11:38am

      Radical Islam?

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      Maxine Floeffler, Super Delegatebenjaminallover
      7/18/16 12:21pm

      Eid-al-Fitr, the Muslim holiday that marks the end of Ramadan, was July 6th this year. I’m not Muslim but I don’t think this is how it’s traditionally celebrated.

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    Chet ManleyGabrielle Bluestone
    7/18/16 10:54am

    Great. Who wants to take odds that ISIS is telling closeted and conflicted Muslims that they can “cleanse” themselves through martyrdom?

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      SktroopChet Manley
      7/18/16 12:06pm

      Sort of “prey the gay away”?

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      PoodletimeSktroop
      7/18/16 1:58pm

      Zing!

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    Misteaks were madeGabrielle Bluestone
    7/18/16 11:04am

    “He didn’t pray, he didn’t fast, he drank alcohol,” Bouhlel’s father, Mohamed Mondher Lahouaiej-Bouhlel, told The Local. “He even took drugs.”

    In other words he fooled people into thinking he was somewhat normal.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Misteaks were made
      7/18/16 11:06am

      I know I defecate everywhere.

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      Quasar FunkFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      7/18/16 11:08am

      I usually defecate ON my daughter’s teddy bear.

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    CharitybGabrielle Bluestone
    7/18/16 11:00am

    ISIS takes credit for every violent crime committed by a Muslim anywhere in the West regardless of how much operational support they actually provide. I doubt they vet their martyrs at all.

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      Twitching And SalivatingCharityb
      7/18/16 1:21pm

      Yeah, they kind of broadcast their fucked up message out to the world and when it happens to find purchase they act like they’re masterminds.

      Though, it does seem to be somewhat effective. Looks like Orlando, San Bernardino, Nice, all fall in to this category and all are very serious incidents of terrorism.

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    crouching tigerGabrielle Bluestone
    7/18/16 1:04pm

    Cops Say Nice Attacker,

    I’d been waiting for this formulation.

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      Toodeloo, slow canoe!crouching tiger
      7/18/16 1:28pm

      I’ve been seeing this in the paper all weekend. Why does everyone keep calling him nice!? He wasn’t nice at all!!

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      RibcageReunioncrouching tiger
      7/18/16 10:18pm
      GIF
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    KulturVulturGabrielle Bluestone
    7/18/16 10:56am

    Ishit would try to use an expired ice cream coupon at the wrong store and try to get credit for it.

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      Expressway2urskullGabrielle Bluestone
      7/18/16 10:58am

      This is eerily similar to the Pulse shooting. Bi-sexual, westernized Muslim man with a history of mental illness murdering innocent people. The shooters are almost twins in certain respects.

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        KinjaNinjaOnABinjaExpressway2urskull
        7/18/16 12:31pm

        If only their profiles had matched sooner. Thanks, Grindr!

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        Twitching And SalivatingExpressway2urskull
        7/18/16 1:24pm

        It still takes a really shitty set of ideas to infect an addled brain to produce such horrible results. This guy was a mess, certainly, but it only occurred to him to murder scores of people after he underwent whatever “radicalization” process. It’s an important detail and can’t be washed away just because he was always a shit.

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