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    TeamHulkAndy Cush
    7/14/16 4:03pm

    Wow, he’s almost like a real person instead of a cardboard cutout politician.

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      kareemaTeamHulk
      7/14/16 4:06pm

      Actually, I’d be uncomfortable if I were Robert. Sounds like the trumpette had a crush on him.

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      TheBurnersMyDestinationTeamHulk
      7/14/16 4:07pm

      Twilight fans are not "real people"

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    LindaAndy Cush
    7/14/16 4:05pm

    Geesus I felt like a doofus for commenting on FB about the Bradley Cooper/ Irina Shayk Wimbledon fight.

    FFS, a 65 year old man tweeting about Stewart & Pattinson? No wonder his companies go bankrupt.

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      SohrabLinda
      7/14/16 4:21pm

      This is rich coming from a guy who has probably cheated on every woman he’s ever been with. “Most powerful men cheat”, was the quote from this fucktard. Sanctity from you but not from me. Fuck him. Fuck him and anyone who voted for him.

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      bluelarkLinda
      7/14/16 4:42pm

      That just reminded me of his whole twitter feud with Rosie O’Donnell back in the day, which happened while his casinos were collapsing. I shudder to think this Lannister wannabe might be President.

      Anyway, Trump has a habit of throwing rocks at glass houses. A 70 old man who has stepped out, knocked up one of his mistresses while he was still married, and brought her on vacation while he was still married.....was angrily fixated on a then teenage/early 20s starlet for stepping out.

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    XrdsAlumAndy Cush
    7/14/16 4:10pm

    One of the networks should bring Kristin Stewart to the GOP convention as a celebrity commentator. Not only would it be hilarious and appropriate, but the look of permanent misery on her face will reflect the national mood as the GOP makes their nomination official.

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      LostAnotherBurnerPasswordXrdsAlum
      7/14/16 5:42pm

      I love this idea so much.

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      Amy HousewineXrdsAlum
      7/14/16 5:52pm

      She is the mascot of this election year.

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    festivusaziliAndy Cush
    7/14/16 4:07pm

    Remember Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson?

    No.

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      stuckinthegreyswithyoufestivusazili
      7/14/16 4:20pm

      I’m proud to say I’ve never heard of either of these people.

      I’m disappointed to say that they now show up in my Google Search history.
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      festivusazilistuckinthegreyswithyou
      7/14/16 4:23pm

      I’ve heard of them. I just choose not to remember them.

      I’ve never understood the impulse to be proud of never having heard of celebrities.

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    tornadosfirstcatAndy Cush
    7/14/16 4:15pm

    Also, what’s with his obsession with “like a dog”?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intellig…

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      festivusazilitornadosfirstcat
      7/14/16 4:21pm

      I prefer the theory that he just doesn’t know what a dog is.

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      gingerhammeredfestivusazili
      7/14/16 6:34pm

      And according to one of his possible running mates, he speaks like a 4th grader. Amazingly enough, I doubt most functioning, marginally intelligent adults could speak on a 4th grade level if they tried.

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    NefertittiesAndy Cush
    7/14/16 4:24pm

    His encouraging Pattinson to come to the Miss Universe competition to look for love is revealing. Finding a new girlfriend in his mind is like going to the store. “Well, my last one broke. It’s no good anymore. Ooh—this one’s all new and shiny. I’ll take it!”

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      bluelarkNefertitties
      7/14/16 4:49pm

      It’s also fairly telling that he is a boys will be boys but women should be stoned for adultery type (or human cheetoes has special rules for themselves). Considering he infamously cheated on Ivana with Marla and has admitted to sleeping with married women on Howard Stern, I’m always baffled when he goes after other people’s fidelity (including everyone from a then teenage starlet to Bill Clinton).

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    gingerhammeredAndy Cush
    7/14/16 6:31pm

    1. Please let some enterprising political on the presidential beat ask him about celebrity break up du jour.

    2. I think this shows Trump is secretly the cuckold that his most ardent supporters supposedly abhor. It’s really simple. Why would one man volunteer unsolicited advice to another man (a man he did not know) regarding how to handle a relationship with an unfaithful significant other?

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      shelwoodgingerhammered
      7/14/16 6:40pm

      Damnit, now I need to know whether he thinks Hiddleswift is real.

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      OverlySexualizedVelociraptorshelwood
      7/15/16 12:07am

      Please submit this question to the first debate. I'm begging you.

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    Hollow_LogAndy Cush
    7/14/16 4:28pm

    “Look, I’m on Team Edward. Edward is a great guy. Really white. Jacob is a liar, he’s a shapeshifter. One day he’s a loser, the next day he’s a wolf. He might also be a Mexican.”

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      ReverandRichardWayneGaryWayneAndy Cush
      7/14/16 4:02pm

      In fairness to Donald, it’s very difficult for a vampire-lover to be a 10.

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        tornadoslackssAndy Cush
        7/14/16 4:04pm

        I think these tweets represent the twilight of his brain.

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