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    puncha yo bunsBrendan O'Connor
    7/15/16 11:26am

    I lived in NJ for the first 22 years of my life and somehow never went to Atlantic City. How is it? Am I actually missing out on anything?

    Oh, and the requisite “fuck you” to Trump I guess.

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      Ed Spockpuncha yo buns
      7/15/16 11:29am

      Go to a garbage strewn and piss smelling alley near you with a neon light, then sit there and play some blackjack.

      The experience is indistinguishable from Atlantic City.

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      Sktrooppuncha yo buns
      7/15/16 11:49am

      I was there back in the late 80's for a business conference. The term cesspool comes to mind.

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    CatdogWhispererBrendan O'Connor
    7/15/16 11:28am

    who claims to have seen numerous mice in the casino’s VIP club

    But they were paying customers!

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      ManchuCandidateCatdogWhisperer
      7/15/16 11:34am

      Hey, they needed a break from running the supercomputer Earth for the answer to “life, the universe and everything” and performing experiments on humans.

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      corey3rdCatdogWhisperer
      7/15/16 11:49am

      High rollers never pay. Comp-City!

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    Ed SpockBrendan O'Connor
    7/15/16 11:26am

    Unfortunately all of Trump’s properties still have a serious scum problem.

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      ManchuCandidateEd Spock
      7/15/16 11:32am

      That’s just Donald.

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    Ed SpockBrendan O'Connor
    7/15/16 11:31am

    They could always leave Trump Steaks lying around in all the guest rooms and other public areas.

    That’d drive the little fuckers out of there in no time.

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      SktroopEd Spock
      7/15/16 11:54am

      The rotting meat would likely attract the little bastards so locating them would probably be easier. Unfortunately, the damn guests would start bitching about the smell of decomposing steaks. Ya can’t win...

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    Straight out of PangaeaBrendan O'Connor
    7/15/16 12:13pm

    One is an unfathomable, gibberish-spewing abomination, from a place out of time, conducting urban renewal through grifty, over-hyped promotion, and fear-mongering and fails at running a casino... and the other is a failed board game.

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      CharitybBrendan O'Connor
      7/15/16 12:01pm

      We’re going to have the best mice, the biggest mice. They’re going to have the nicest pelts, the biggest teeth. It’s going to be unbelievable. You’re gonna say “Mr. Trump I can’t deal with all these mice any more.” It’s going to be so so good. And bedbugs and roaches too. It's going to be amazing. Not gonna believe it.

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        illuminatus1313Charityb
        8/05/16 3:15pm

        “And come to the hotel restaurant for the seafood, folks. You’ve never seen such crabs and lobsters. Melania, tell ‘em about the crabs!”
        “The Donald he get doktor’s eenjection and poof—no more crabs”
        “Shrimp! I mean the shrimp! Cut! We can edit that out, right?...”

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      OMG!PONIES!Brendan O'Connor
      7/15/16 11:47am

      Look... it’s not that hard.

      Just get like 100 folks with smartphones, a full battery, and good cell signal. Set up some Pokestops around the hotel and casino and then tell them that there are a shitload of pinsers, pikachu, and raticates inside.

      BAM!

      No more pests because all the Pokejunkies caught ‘em all.

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        Ph Dad wants an ally cookieBrendan O'Connor
        7/15/16 11:48am

        Elder Pest Control

        You mean these guys?

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          SktroopBrendan O'Connor
          7/15/16 11:50am

          The vermin and insects may have been cleared but, based on the chemicals exterminators use, are the buildings fit for human habitation now?

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